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[Harry Potter]

 

[DrForester]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[sn00zer]

This is so much better in context

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eXMYYu9LFBQ#t=115s

 

[apesh1t]

*sigh*

"and welcome to Jackass"

 

[Übermatik]

This is so much better in context

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eXMYYu9LFBQ#t=115s

Hahahahahah!

 

[xxracerxx]

Is that supposed to be a wink?

 

[Harry Potter]

Is that supposed to be a wink?

Ya, sexy right?

 

[Avixph]

WTF?

 

[PandaPedinte]

Kinda NSFW

 

[Alligatorjandro]

WTF?

slothape

 

[Avixph]

slothape

I think it's a Spider-Monkey.

 

[LeleSocho]

I want to see the "magical" solution to this "problem".

 

[chiQ]

No way. That can't be real. Nobody can be that stupid.

This is so much better in context

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eXMYYu9LFBQ#t=115s

Derp

 

[theSlacker]

I want to see the "magical" solution to this "problem".

Honestly, the product that they are advertising doesn't seem that bad, even if the commercial is full stupid. It is some pillow thing that can hold a tablet in any upright position.

 

[subrock]

This is so much better in context

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eXMYYu9LFBQ#t=115s

fucking Mensa right here.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I think it's a Spider-Monkey.

also known as the slothape.

 

[Stet]

 

[Currygan]

 

[GAMERG0D]

 

[Stet]

yuck was that image made on a 3DS or something

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Fucking dying over here, haha.

QFS.

So what you're saying, duck, is that a girl is going to talk to and/or text a dude she doesn't like?

Hmm.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Kinyou]

So what you're saying, duck, is that a girl is going to talk to and/or text a dude she doesn't like?

Hmm.

Only thing I know is that ducks are rapists

 

[bomma_man]

 

[PandaPedinte]

Only thing I know is that ducks are rapists

wut.

 

[Finaika]

What is the significance of the duck here?

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Only thing I know is that ducks are rapists

 

[Kinyou]

wut.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

Just The Facts:

1. At least a third of all duck-sex is forced.
2. Females are constantly evolving ways to not get pregnant from rape.
3. Males are constantly evolving ways around these defences
4. All this evolution has given ducks some pretty spectacular genitalia.
5. Vegetarians should not feel bad about eating ducks

 

[CornBurrito]

What is the significance of the duck here?

I think the joke is the fact the girl likes him is going over his head, like water gliding off a ducks back?

 

[Mesoian]

Damn Tyler, you work fast...

 

[exYle]

What is the significance of the duck here?

On Reddit, this meme is called "Actual Advice Mallard". As to why the macro is a duck, I have no fucking clue

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Man the animal kingdom is fucked

Bonus non-animal content

 

[Jokergrin]

 

[heliosRAzi]

 

[Skeyser]

how stupid can you be

 

[Bauhaus]

 

[a secret-boss]

]

OMG thanks LOL
I can finally go to sleep

 

[the chris]

 

[Parallacs]

Because people are upset by the scientific inaccuracy of the picture, I went ahead and fixed it:

 

[Jitters]

Real?

 

[exYle]

Real?

Is she talking about Rosa Parks? Cause otherwise I don't get it

 

[TeKKy310]

 

[Jitters]

Is she talking about Rosa Parks? Cause otherwise I don't get it

I think?

 

[Finaika]

That's racist.

 

[televator]

I'm too big a dork not to devote more attention to the Blade Runner Poster.

 

[Demy]

So many avatars just waiting to happen

 

[commedieu]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FUK8Txa.jpg[/IMG]

im dying.


Then someone said a babies head looks like a gusher.

i am dead.

 

[iamaustrian]

literally 2 inches from death (tree <-> neck)

"Hold my beer and watch this!"
fucking hicks hoho