Ok, the miscarriage one was pretty good but the boiled shit one is just morbid.
How about these:
Translation:
Oh my God! It says here the baby was due in 1993!
I'm really sorry... I'm very lazy....
What now?
Translation:
Son, you have to start drawing more realistically.
But mom, my new friend is exactly like that!
Come in, don't be afraid.
Good morning, madam.
Translation:
Hey, honey!
Oh my God, it's the most masculine thing I've seen in my life!
Do you want to touch my masculine and rough hair?
Yes, please.
Yes, honey, touch my hair.
Oh, yeah, honey. Broom broom.
Get lost in my hair.