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Pitchfork's Top 500 Songs of the 2000s

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ucdawg12

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you know, i really love pitchfork. they do such a great job of turning me on to new music. i don't love everything they love but i find a lot of great music every year through them which is all that matters to me. when i first learned about the site though i was a big hater cause they hated the music i liked :lol. but i've really warmed up to them because i've read a bunch of interviews with their writers and have seen them talk on forums with other fans and i just get a sense that they don't have an agenda (i used to think they did) they just really love music and are honest with their opinions. that being said this list hasn't been that great for me :lol i haven't gotten into the meat of it yet and i'm already familiar with some of it but it hasn't turned me onto anything new yet
 
Fidelis Hodie said:
That one song with the beach boys cover is just beautiful. Always will love it.

John Allyn Smith Sails? Yeah, I was just blown away when I first heard the song. The lyrics are really really depressing though, but that is too be expected because it's about suicide.

I'm going to list my preliminary Top 10, but remember I definitely will change this once I've heard more bands from this decade, I'm still finding a lot of great new bands. Hell, I listened to Arcade Fire for the first time a year and a half ago, so I'm sure I've missed a lot of good songs.

No order:

The Killers - All These Things That I've Done
The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
Arcade Fire - Wake Up
Daft Punk - One More Time
Okkervil River - Our Life Is Not A Movie or Maybe
Fleet Foxes - Ragged Wood
Gorrilaz - Clint Eastwood
Interpol - Obstacle 2
Islands - Rough Gem
Spoon - The Way We Get By

Honorable Mentions:

The Strokes - Reptilia
The Strokes - New York City Cops
They Might Be Giants - Experimental Film
Radiohead - Reckoner
Wolf Parade - I'll Believe in Anything
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Make You Feel Better
Arcade Fire - Windowsills
 
ucdawg12 said:
you know, i really love pitchfork. they do such a great job of turning me on to new music. i don't love everything they love but i find a lot of great music every year through them which is all that matters to me. when i first learned about the site though i was a big hater cause they hated the music i liked :lol. but i've really warmed up to them because i've read a bunch of interviews with their writers and have seen them talk on forums with other fans and i just get a sense that they don't have an agenda (i used to think they did) they just really love music and are honest with their opinions. that being said this list hasn't been that great for me :lol i haven't gotten into the meat of it yet and i'm already familiar with some of it but it hasn't turned me onto anything new yet
See? That's how we all get along : )

Everybody tries to be the tastemaker. Rolling Stone tried to do it in print, Pitchfork took over online. Music criticism is just opinions from a group of music lovers, and Pitchfork isn't in the wrong anymore than any other music outlet, or you. Yes YOU, haters and lovers of Pitchfork, are all a little Pitchfork inside. Ok, they write a glowing review for something you think sucks, well then don't listen to it. These websites are made for finding new music, not for being the definitive opinion on music.
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
yeah, looks like they got em all in the correct order. how do they manage that?
 

Lucario

Member
Peru said:
The most ludicrous claim. Are 'songwriter qualities' only present when someone is sat with an acoustic guitar warbling about their tough life? There's as much songwriting craft and artistic vision in Umbrella as Warren bloody Zevon for shit's sake. Well, more, since Umbrella is greater than every track Zevon ever wrote.

Still, a pretty boring list when all is said and done.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Stating a musical opinion that'd get you laughed out of Berklee as fact? Awesome.
 

Cosmic Bus

pristine morning snow
Just for the sake of dragging up an argument from the last page, go listen to the DFA remix of "Paper Planes" and tell me it's not a complete disaster almost entirely because it's missing the gun shots and cash registers. They're a critical part of that song's perfection.
 

Barrage

Member
Love Pitchfork's list strictly due to how much music they expose me to that I never would've even peeked at otherwise.

Look at Hot Chip's "Over and Over". Had no clue they existed. Now, it's reverberating in my mind because of how disgustingly infectious it is.
 
B.O.B. at #1 works for me. I've always thought the song and video are amazing. Ahead of it's time and it does a ton of things in one song, the rapping is so rapid fire yet every word is perfectly delivered and understandable.
 

ATF487

Member
Barrage said:
Love Pitchfork's list strictly due to how much music they expose me to that I never would've even peeked at otherwise.

Look at Hot Chip's "Over and Over". Had no clue they existed. Now, it's reverberating in my mind because of how disgustingly infectious it is.

Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal
The joy of repetition really is in you
 

AlteredBeast

Fork 'em, Sparky!
Dartastic said:
You guys do realize that these songs aren't all chosen due to how hard they make you move your head, right? It seems like they're picking them on a social significance level as well. Also, where is Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear? Is it anywhere in the list?

I was at the Late Show last year when they performed that for one of the first times. I was completely and utterly blown away. Unfortunately, the studio versions and the other versions live I have heard don't match up to it even close.

Its right...here.

http://sadsteve.com/preview.py?url=http://onethirtybpm.com/mp3/Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks [Live%20on%20David%20Letterman].mp3&song=Two%20Weeks%20[Live%20on%20David%20Letterman]&artist=Grizzly%20Bear
 

Alucard

Banned
To only have two songs by The National, and having them so far back, seems a little weird. I thought that All the Wine, Fake Empire, or Mr. November would be up there somehow. Ah well.
 

Fidelis Hodie

Infidelis Cras
Alucard said:
To only have two songs by The National, and having them so far back, seems a little weird. I thought that All the Wine, Fake Empire, or Mr. November would be up there somehow. Ah well.

Looking back, I'd agree. Mr. November is just so good. . .
 

Kevtones

Member
Honestly, my biggest beef is that they put Trill by Clipse over anything else on HHNF. I love record but can't stand that song.
 

Timo

Member
It's got some ok selections. I personally think HBFS should be the Daft Punk song, but I can feel One More Time. And I loveeee Heartbeats by The Knife, and Heartbeat by Annie, hah.
 
my stab at a top five:

5. Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
4. Bright Eyes - First Day Of My Life
3. Deerhunter - Nothing Ever Happened
2. Kings of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From (Royksopp Remix)
1. Anathallo - Hanasakajijii (four: a great wind, more ash)

or something like that. it always changes.
 

Peru

Member
Lucario said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Stating a musical opinion that'd get you laughed out of Berklee as fact? Awesome.

I assume the folks at Berklee have a little more insight, less ignorance and less dumbass fucking smileys than you.
 

Peru

Member
Fidelis Hodie said:
:lol :lol

No seriously.

:lol :lol :lol :lol


Stop posting smileys laughing. No seriously. We get your point, you're mentally stumped and can't form a string of words resembling a coherent sentence. "Umbrella"'s critical impact is huge, it's both lauded by the field's best journalists and has inspired so many artists today working in both pop and r'n'b. You may continue to show a lacking vocabular and skewed perspective on what music is good elsewhere.
 

pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
This is a questionable list, but fuck, it's Pitchfork, and the 500 best songs of the decade is such a fucking stupid assertion, anyway.

Big WTF at Paper Planes. I feel like this is only so high because it's an American list and that was her major in-road. Good, but not that good.


reilo said:
:lol


Not even a top 3 song on The Black Album.


:lol


/facepalm

Fuck this list.
The only thing wrong with 99 Problems is that the best line on it is Bun B's. It's far and away the best and most interesting song on The Black Album. I don't know what kind of genetic defect you'd have to possess to argue against that.
EVERYONE was obsessed with Ignition. If anything, it should be higher. Same goes for Get Ur Freak On.

BrandNew said:
They didn't even pick the most significant Beyonce song as their top Beyonce one. Single Ladies is soooo much better than that.
What the fuck? How is single ladies her most significant single, quality aside? What are you even talking about?
As much as I love The-Dream, Single Ladies isn't even the better single. Crazy in Love assured Beyonce's relevance as a solo artist in the place of Destiny's Child. SL is just a good single - which has already lost it's legs, for what it's worth.

Lambtron said:
The list is fairly lol. I can't believe people are shocked how much LCD Soundsystem love there is in this list (someone saying they didn't get enough love? hahaha), hell DFA songs took up four or five of the top 20. LCD Soundsystem will probably be their album of the decade and I'll laugh so hard I die.

Anyway, what's with the hate on "Get Ur Freak On?" Missy is pretty wack on the mic but that beat goes hard as hell. One of the best beats ever, and if you can't recognize that then I dunno.

#1 on this list should've been "Int'l Players Anthem," and #2 should have been "Take Me Out."
Agree. Int'l Players Anthem Should be waaaay higher. Can't believe that's below fucking Hot Chip. Seriously. Love that Big Pimpin' is up there, though.

And Pfork have been DFA dickriding since the dawn of time. This is nothing new.

BrandNew said:
Yeah some of us tweeters are all a...twitter about this list. I thought they started strong, and the first 50 of the top 100 are pretty strong, but that top 10 is just sad. Should've been:

5) Idioteque
4) One More Time
3) Neighborhood #1
2) My Girls
1) Paper Planes
LOL.
 
Peru said:
Stop posting smileys laughing. No seriously. We get your point, you're mentally stumped and can't form a string of words resembling a coherent sentence. "Umbrella"'s critical impact is huge, it's both lauded by the field's best journalists and has inspired so many artists today working in both pop and r'n'b. You may continue to show a lacking vocabular and skewed perspective on what music is good elsewhere.

But the dude's right. If you think Rihanna's ever written anything as good as this shit, I can't really understand:

How you gonna make your way in the world
When you weren't cut out for working?
When your fingers are slender and frail
How you gonna get around
In this sleazy bedroom town
If you don't put yourself up for sale?

Where will you go with your scarves and your miracles?
Who's gonna know who you are?
Drugs and wine and flattering light
You must try it again 'til you get it right
Maybe you'll end up with someone different every night

All these people with no home to go home to
They'd all like to spend the night with you
Maybe I would too

But tell me
How you gonna make your way in the world, woman
When you weren't cut out for working?
And you just can't concentrate
And you always show up late

You said you were an actress
Yes, I believe you are
I thought you'd be a star
So I drank up all the money,
Yes, I drank up all the money,
With these phonies in this Hollywood bar
These friends of mine in this Hollywood bar

Loneliness and frustration
We both came down with an acute case
And when the lights came up at two
I caught a glimpse of you
And your face looked like
Something death brought with him in his suitcase

Your pretty face
It looked so wasted
Another pretty face
Devastated
The French Inhaler
He stamped and mailed her
"So long, Norman"
She said, "So long, Norman"
 

Peru

Member
Aristotlekh said:
But the dude's right. If you think Rihanna's ever written anything as good as this shit, I can't really understand:

Rihanna didn't write "Umbrella". It's ludicrous to discuss the differences between those songs on the basis of their lyrics, it's like saying Miles Davis' 'In a Silent Way" isn't as good because its lyrics aren't as thrilling. "Umbrella" isn't about telling a story, which is what The French Inhaler does, it's about mood and texture. Anyway I don't care about Zevon one way or another, it was just a fitting example because he's used much in a particular way in these arguments.. "BUT WHAT ABOUT [Insert singer songwriter].. THAT'S REAAAAAAAAL MUSIC, REAAAAAL INSTRUMENTS, REAAAAL LYRICS". Elevating authenticity for a self-congratulatory effect. Zevon was a good enough guy, it's some of his fans I really detest. Same with Johnny Cash or whoever attracts these "pure, honest music" fans.
 

pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
Aristotlekh said:
But the dude's right. If you think Rihanna's ever written anything as good as this shit, I can't really understand:
Why are you trying to discuss a pop song when you don't even understand the basics of how that industry works?
 

Lucario

Member
Peru said:
I assume the folks at Berklee have a little more insight, less ignorance and less dumbass fucking smileys than you.
They wouldn't bother pointing out that you're stating a very controversial, ignorant opinion as fact. They'd just laugh at you.

Let me explain something: Umbrella was not written to be an insightful, good song. It was written to be a 4/4 time generic pop song with incredibly catchy beats and vocals. In this, it succeeded very well. It's up to you if being catchy and pushed on every radio station and billboard known to man makes a song good. Yes, I'm accusing every modern pop song of Payola, because it's goddamn true. The industry, as it stands, is far more about personal connections to higher-ups in the industry and looks than it is about music. Umbrella is a reflection of this fact. It's a good song, but, unlike the classic artists you're claiming as strictly inferior to it, it would not have survived if Rhianna didn't know people.

In the end, music is opinion anyways. You're stating yours as an absolute fact, which is something you should avoid.

EDIT: Crap. Forgot my smilies.
 

Peru

Member
Lucario said:
They wouldn't bother pointing out that you're stating a very controversial, ignorant opinion as fact. They'd just laugh at you.

Let me explain something: Umbrella was not written to be an insightful, good song. It was written to be a 4/4 time generic pop song with incredibly catchy beats and vocals. In this, it succeeded very well. It's up to you if being catchy and pushed on every radio station and billboard known to man makes a song good. Yes, I'm accusing every modern pop song of Payola, because it's goddamn true. The industry, as it stands, is far more about personal connections to higher-ups in the industry and looks than it is about music. Umbrella is a reflection of this fact.

This is too ridiculous to take seriously. First off, I know a lot of people with a higher education in music, both performing artists and purely theoretical academics. One thing I've learned is that those who become intimately aquainted with the CRAFT of making a song are the ones who often appreciate these wildly popular hits the most. The good ones, that is. There's so much finesse going into it. Look, buddy, I went through a phase of hating everything that touched the charts when I was 15-16, it's part of growing up. You get over it and start appreciating the music and artistry for what it is.

"Yes, I'm accusing every modern pop song of Payola, because it's goddamn true."
Are you for real? A lot of poor shit has been pushed to high heavens in terms of PR campaigns and money behind it, and still flops. There's no connection between "sales=quality" as much as there's no connection between sales=shit. "Every modern pop song", as you lump 'em together, includes many of the greatest classics ever made, and continues to get made. Your quite shocking discrimination of everyone making 'pop' / everything that's unlucky enough to enter the charts, shows such a low level of insight into the artists' work process and the writers who slave their whole lives to make what they love. Sometimes they get a big hit, some never do and still continue making it. I won't have any of your dumbass cuntery blanket dismissal of the many pop auteurs out there giving everything they've got for the music.

The industry, as it stands, is far more about personal connections to higher-ups in the industry and looks than it is about music. Umbrella is a reflection of this fact.

Spoken by someone with absolutely no knowledge of the industry, of 'Umbrella', of music. Shut up before you embarass yourself further.

In the end, music is opinion anyways. You're stating yours as an absolute fact, which is something you should avoid.

Dumbest argument out there. I state my opinions as my opinions. I don't need to put "IN MY OPINION" after everything I say. But you sure as hell feel high and mighty about your poorly thought through word vomit.
 

pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
Lucario said:
They wouldn't bother pointing out that you're stating a very controversial, ignorant opinion as fact. They'd just laugh at you.

Let me explain something: Umbrella was not written to be an insightful, good song. It was written to be a 4/4 time generic pop song with incredibly catchy beats and vocals. In this, it succeeded very well. It's up to you if being catchy and pushed on every radio station and billboard known to man makes a song good. Yes, I'm accusing every modern pop song of Payola, because it's goddamn true. The industry, as it stands, is far more about personal connections to higher-ups in the industry and looks than it is about music. Umbrella is a reflection of this fact. It's a good song, but, unlike the classic artists you're claiming as strictly inferior to it, it would not have survived if Rhianna didn't know people.

In the end, music is opinion anyways. You're stating yours as an absolute fact, which is something you should avoid.

EDIT: Crap. Forgot my smilies.
Can you please stop. Especially with the Berklee shit; it makes you look like a jackass.
 
Peru said:
Look, buddy, I went through a phase of hating everything that touched the charts when I was 15-16, it's part of growing up. You get over it and start appreciating the music and artistry for what it is.

Look, buddy, I went through a phase of loving everything that touched the charts when I was 8-15, it's a part of growing up. You get over it and start appreciating the music and artistry for what it is.

Which is why I rarely listen to anything that touches the charts, because most of it is manufactured by the industry.
 

Alucard

Banned
kitchenmotors said:
Look, buddy, I went through a phase of loving everything that touched the charts when I was 8-15, it's a part of growing up. You get over it and start appreciating the music and artistry for what it is.

Which is why I rarely listen to anything that touches the charts, because most of it is manufactured by the industry.

Manufactured or not, Rihanna has some really catchy tunes.
 
First of all, I don't know how one creates a fucking top 500 list. I mean, I cringe when I see top-10, 20, 30, even 50 lists. But 500 is so absurd that it works. You can't really be serious until you get to around 50 or so...that's probably when the guy started really putting thought into it.

That said, this list is awesome. I don't know if it's all perfectly in order, or even partially correct, since I don't normally rank my music, but I fucking love that they let you stream the tracks. Say what you will about Pitchfork, that's an amazing service.


Going through it, it's kind of weird to see what came out in the early 00s. For some reason, when I see that Geogaddi came out in 2002, it throws me for a loop. :lol Maybe it's because a lot of the more underground stuff that came out around that time still hasn't been caught up with.
 

Alucard

Banned
Yeah, the fact that I can stream this stuff is pretty rad. The song at #500 is quite cool. I'll use this list as a guide for checking out artists I've never heard of.
 
Problem isn't something being "Manufactured". Almost everything since forever has been to a degree.

It is the clusterfuck way that it is that's the problem. Everything has writers and producers out the wazoo.

My anger is more focused and hotter than most of the discussion here. I am a appreciator of R&B and the more hip hop sorta flavor of the late 80s - 90s. That has more or less be eated by the chase for rap hip hop.

And rap is just utter shit most of the time nowadays.

I only passively see/hear most of the current stuff. But I watched the BET Awards due to MJ intrigue. It sucked.
The hype for the bullshit that is D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune). Fuck me. A goddamn rapper saying he trying to "draw a line in the sand" for music quality. That is a larf.

And the equally retarded hype for Drake. Recent Rolling Stone I was going through said his sound is 'Lil Wayne style with Kanye's soft side'. Is that supposed to be a complement?
 

Mooreberg

is sharpening a shovel and digging a ditch
306. Dr. Dre [ft. Kurupt, Snoop Dogg, and Nate Dogg] "The Next Episode"

I'm going to take a wild guess somebody looked at the album title and has no fucking clue when it actually came out.
 
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