The Questionable Strategy
Hoooooly cow, I finally have a huge story to tell. I got in a duo with someone who wasn't talking at all. They started spamming marker locations around the spawn island, where the plane was headed. I said okay, I guess you want to go there. I spotted a boat while parachuting down and actually landed right next to it. They landed ON the boat, which was pretty impressive to me.
This meant we should have the best possible loot time for the island, all is well. Except wait, shortly after the mainland they speak up. They sound Chinese and have rather broken English, but they say someone else got a boat and is following us. Yep, a few hundred feet back is another boat. We make it to the spawn island and I tell him to go look for a gun while I guard the boat.
The Escape, 1.0
But wait, I mess up turning the boat around. It seems permanently stuck on the beach, and I realize my only chance is to steal the OTHER duo's boat. I swim around the island, run a little on the rocks, think they changed their minds, and finally find the boat on the other side of the island. It's abandoned. I'm unclothed, unequipped, I've just started to drive it off, and a couple of bullets start hitting me. It sounded like a decently powerful gun. I manage to escape around the side of the island, drive in a circle to pick up my partner who has come back down into the water with equipment, and we race off.
The Escape, 2.0
I have maybe 20% HP, he's hurt but better off. The other two jerks are stranded on the island so we're laughing even though the blue line is actively chasing us. On the mainland, I hit the coast near the road that usually has a car...no car. We start sprinting hopelessly along the road, go around a couple of curves, and find a jeep. I'm outside the blue circle and my health is going down. I start boost-racing the jeep as fast as I possibly can without crashing, desperately trying to get level ground where I can get back inside the circle.
With maybe 3% HP left, I get inside the circle and park in Mylta. I hide inside a mostly looted building with maybe a pistol, and he eventually brings me a medkit. At some point he either dropped an M416 or I found one. We wait until the last minute because of shots in the town or something, and I run for the jeep...only to find out the road barriers make leaving really difficult. He jumps out, I slowly work the jeep through the barriers, we head off down the street. Oops, there are two people directly in the road shooting at us.
The Escape, 3.0
I roadkill them both. We're hurt but we escape the town. At some point I switch to a buggy, I'm hurt more, decide to use a medkit at the last second even though the circle is approaching, and we race off. I decide to climb an enormous bare rock mountain with nothing on top. With my amazing buggy driving skills I climb nearly all the way up and we hide there for a bit. I'm maybe 70% HP, he's maybe 40% HP. We both have assault rifles but just basic holographic or dot sights. No scopes. No sniper rifle. I think no healing items since all he had left after giving me 1-2 medkits was bandages. We have motorcycle helmets and maybe basic police vests.
The Mountain Of Doom
Top 30! That was my goal for the game, so we laugh at our ridiculously dangerous escape. We're actually kind of lucky. It turns out the next circle ends right at the giant rock mountain, and it's extremely unlikely anyone will climb that behind us. We ditch the vehicle and start inching down the front of the mountain at the circle's edge. Top 25! We have no cover besides grass and the occasional tree. Top 20!
He kills half a duo, I guess the other half was sniped from further off. We find a couple of rocks or bushes and try to somehow stay ahead of the circle with little HP and protection. Throwing safety to the winds, we have to sprint past a building surrounded by fences, fully expecting to be shot from the second story windows. We go prone by a rock or something watching the building, but no one comes out. A bunch of people die out of zone or get shot. Top...10?
The End
I spot someone! They're trying to get across a road, but the circle is so tiny there is literally no cover besides slight elevation changes. They are lying in the road and I can see them from 3rd-person view, but not 1st-person view. We stay prone despite being visible from a distance that way. Eventually the guy either dies or we shoot him. Top 5! It's super tense.
I get sniped! Instant knockout, but somehow I don't die. I try to hide behind a tree, my partner fumbles with controls for several seconds, the blue circle is approaching, and then somehow the revive starts counting. I get revived with us barely inside the circle. We basically have to crouch-run into the road, trying to find the remaining players. The circle is something like 25 feet across and will instantly kill us if we're outside it. My partner gets shot, but I shoot the person in the road who got him. I'm literally in a tiny bubble by myself, and then I die. Apparently the last person was outside the circle, and I think there was only one of them.
I believe it was my first ever #2 / #3, and it was just hard to believe considering how awful our equipment was and how close we came to death over and over.