I had a bit of a story last night. I was off by myself at the far bottom left corner of the main island. I don't think anyone dropped near me. Finally with 30-40 left a crate dropped not far away, but it was off in the water from the corner of the island. I don't usually mess with crates, but this one was way out in the water, not even near the military island. I was alone, figured what the heck, and went to the lighthouse to hunt for a boat.
I then promptly saw a guy far in the distance start running out onto the beach. Since I'm trying to practice shooting on the few rare occasions I can find humans, I started taking potshots. He ran back towards the center of the island.
All right, so I figured he was scared away but watching. I went around to the left edge of the island for a different boat...bam, just when I got close, a white clown car showed up with some dudes inside. I wasn't sure if it flipped over, was smoking, or what, but clearly they were hunting me and my boat so I quickly hid, sneaking around the hill they just drove over. No engine noise, no footsteps, no shots. I carefully sneaked around the entire hill to flank them. No car. It was a ghost car. They silently vanished, like gorillas in the mist.
After a while I gave up and just ran for the boat. Nothing. I got all the way out to the crate. Unlooted, with M249. That's an interesting gun, working at long distance for some reason, but with permanent full-auto. Naturally I didn't have any scope, or maybe a 2x.
When I got back to the island to push the circle, the clowns show up again. I tried shooting but they sped off into a swamp. I'm determined not to let them be behind me, so I eventually found the car in the swamp and M249-sniped one of the guys (who were hanging out practically in lategame blue at this point). But wait, there was only one. As I tried to circle the swamp to kill him while he's knocked out, his partner apparently materialized from somewhere closer to the circle and killed me.
My one consolation was that I assume the knocked out guy eventually died, and his partner "Saltynutz" definitely died outside the circle like 20 seconds later. I hope those shenanigans were worth it!