Snipe at a guy while on the bridge, blow out one of his buggy's tires, he's stuck in the bus stop, we're staring each other down as he peeks out, I circle around below the coastline ridge for minutes and wait behind the gas station even as the blue hits me...
I finally run up to take him out... and he's gone.
I feel like an idiot and jump into the crippled buggy, only to flip it less than halfway to the edge of the blue. I just barely make it to a boat just on the edge of the blue in time to a coastline and heal up, run into a house. The blue cuts up the entire house except for two front rooms. This is the messiest fucking game of my life. I am the stupidest and luckiest son of a bitch on the planet.
I take out a guy waiting next to a Dacia behind some cargo containers, literally right outside the window. I manage to dodge sniper fire without seeing where it's from, another guy (the shooter?) runs around the container and I take him down.
I hop in the Dacia after stuffing my face full of pills, the blue overtakes me immediately. I am one blip of blue away from death when I pop out of the car and heal up. I quickly realize that every tree and rock is taken by four other players. I have to go prone in a field.
I soon realize that the slopes of the field are actually super beneficial to me. It quickly comes down to three left. A grenade goes off near me, the guy to my left behind the tree clearly knows I'm there.
Suddenly more grenades go off: the guy to my right has engaged tree guy. I wait and wait, then see tree guy run out. The distance is long, but my UMP actually takes him out.
For the next solid minute and a half I wait as the remaining guy dips around. He cannot see me prone. I have an AK and 8x scope but I do not fucking dare pop up. I have to wait until he's in UMP range. He eventually circles back around to the right and he's there. Two or three hits to the chest and he's behind a tree. Still not sure if he knows where I am. Then he does.
I am shooting at him, seeing the puffs. I get hit and think, this is it. This is where I choke, again. But at least this was the most valiant effort yet.
The blue shrinks.
It hits him first. He hadn't healed from my shots earlier.
I finally did it. I finally won a round in this stupid janky ass early access beta game about naked men with frying pans on their asses LARPing as soldiers in dirty bathrooms