Yes, serving under Empoleon as the undisputed ruler of the Universe.
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Pokémon Community Thread 2: "This is the Real Power of Johto..."
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Yes, serving under Empoleon as the undisputed ruler of the Universe.
I don't care what its learnset is or what type weaknesses it has.
Those stats don't belong in OU.
Hilarious. o.o
UltimateIke
Member
Again it will be up to Scrafty and Arcanine to form an underground revolutionary group to stop the evil Empoleon's plans. Just when we think things will turn around with the honorable Pikachu as leader, Empoleon's top agent Dwebble slips into power as a member of the president's Cabinet. Using his powers of persuasion, the little Bug/Rock Pokémon has turned the naive, impressionable electric mouse into a horrible tyrant and puppet to the Empoleon empire!
tiggerkiddo
Member
Poor Empoleon, his short complex has driven him to world domination, yet the only world he rules is the one inside his puny steel brain.
Chet Rippo
Member
In place of boobs it has a protruding spike. No thanks.
tiggerkiddo
Member
Gardevoir is elegant.
Ha how can someone rule the universe on a planet where we can barely get to Mars from?
Its not sharp but also its her sensitive spot. Fun could be had.
Think I remember reading that on one of the Pokedexes.
UltimateIke
Member
I'm actually going to post something Pokemon related for once. The 15th Anniversary movie will be airing the same day in Canada as it does in the US, December 8th.
give me traffic
give me traffic
tiggerkiddo
Member
Only the evil deal in absolutes, I will do what I must *fires up lightsaber*
Wish my skills with the pen was a good as it was when I was younger or I could've pulled it off right now.
added an addendum
...they should make Gardevoir female only since they got Gallade. I can't imagine a male Gardevoir...
Agreed.
Gardevoir should be like the Asari....female only.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
Wait, wasn't I dead?
Or have I become some sort of super Zombie-Ghrost-Scrafty that's just as capable as my living form?
Or is this just a remakequel in which the events of the first film become non-canon?
Oh man; we're sitting on a veritable gold mine of ideas!
EDIT: I will eat the spouses of whoever says Gallade sucks. He's in my top 10 :s
Exterminieren
Banned
Not bad, but I'd prefer Dwebble to knock Pikachu and Empoleon and rule the universe with an iron adorable little pincer thing.
Done and done.
Although I haven't been informed about that new Beyblade-universe series. I WANT TO BE INFORMED ABOUT THAT.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
UltimateIke
Member
This is the series reboot.
tiggerkiddo
Member
You're forgiven for your erroneous words earlier.
Chet Rippo
Member
ok.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
tiggerkiddo
Member
H-H--H-H-H-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the grunts, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to slap
As we take you through this Poke rap!
Poke...Poke Mon!
Poke...Pokemon!
He's the leader of the crew! You hate his guts!
He's finally back to lose to you!
His yellow tail can zap you dead
If he shocks you, you'll hate him too
He's fatter, slower and dumber too
He's the first member of the Poke crew
Pika...Pikachu What
Pika...Pikachu is here!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the grunts, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to slap
As we take you through this Poke rap!
Poke...Poke Mon!
Poke...Pokemon!
He's the leader of the crew! You hate his guts!
He's finally back to lose to you!
His yellow tail can zap you dead
If he shocks you, you'll hate him too
He's fatter, slower and dumber too
He's the first member of the Poke crew
Pika...Pikachu What
Pika...Pikachu is here!
ScraftyDevil
Banned
This mon's got style, so listen up dudes,
He can shed his skin, to fit his mood,
His hood can stretch, and change its length
He can KO his foes to boost his strength!
If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong,
With a jump and a kick, he's one cool 'mon!
tiggerkiddo
Member
He cannot dance, he has no funk
This Poke...has a face
He can throwdown when he wants to
And touch the world, just for you
He'll hammer you down just like he can
This no funk Poke just hates this rap
Poke...Pokemon
Poke...Pokemon are here!
This Poke...has a face
He can throwdown when he wants to
And touch the world, just for you
He'll hammer you down just like he can
This no funk Poke just hates this rap
Poke...Pokemon
Poke...Pokemon are here!
UltimateIke
Member
Haha, those are pretty good.
How many of you are in the PokéGAF Steam Community? I guess I could go look and see...
How many of you are in the PokéGAF Steam Community? I guess I could go look and see...
ScraftyDevil
Banned
I am! I've never actually played with anyone from the group before, though T^T
UltimateIke
Member
I think I want to join it and the NeoGAF groups.
Except the NeoGAF group is invite only. :/
Except the NeoGAF group is invite only. :/
OctoWara289
Neo Member
Anyone have a male Torkoal?
tiggerkiddo
Member
I use an Apple and I hardly game on the PC anyway...=/
Is that the guy from Skins S3 and S4? S4 was a good season until the last 2 eps WTF happened there.
UltimateIke
Member
I can give you one. Do you still have my friend code?
ScraftyDevil
Banned
I don't actually know. I just use it as my "I do" gif :T
tiggerkiddo
Member
That guy reminds me of DJKor...
OctoWara289
Neo Member
Yes! I still have you! Got mine? Ready to go?
Update: Thank you so much! If there is anything I can do (which I doubt I can, I don't have many pokes
), you let me know! Thanks to you I now have my Japanese Ditto. I bred the Torkoal you gave me so that I have an extra and GTS traded for the Ditto. Yay!!! <3UltimateIke
Member
Yes! I still have you! Got mine? Ready to go?
Update: Thank you so much! If there is anything I can do (which I doubt I can, I don't have many pokes
You're very welcome! I'm glad to help.
OctoWara289
Neo Member
UltimateIke
Member
There's not really anything left that I want. I've already caught everything and built all of the teams that interest me. Thank you though!
UltimateIke
Member
Zekromney vs Obamasnow
Glaceon is the best Ice type.
http://nakubi.deviantart.com/art/Glaceon-119137820
Glaceon is the best Ice type.
http://nakubi.deviantart.com/art/Glaceon-119137820
Why is Hail subpar?
because ice is a shitty type
Cute Dragon Here
Member
Zekromney vs Obamasnow
Glaceon is the best Ice type.
http://nakubi.deviantart.com/art/Glaceon-119137820
I want to hug one now.
Find a list of all the effects of Sunny, Rain, and Sandstorm and then look at what Hail does.
It's not even on the level of Sandstorm which itself is a distant third to the other two.