Pokémon Go |OT| As in "Go Outside"

That's stupid. They really dropped the ball on egg hatching. Nobody runs at 5km an hour, that's unbearably slow. I doubt I even walk that slow.

Even better, I just walked for a mile and Pokemon Go recorded it as less than a kilometer. Should have been 1.6.

Pretty bad for an app that relies on tracking distance?
 
OK, this is fucking ridiculous.

Will driving around work? lol

Well no, the idea is that if you're traveling a certain speed, you're likely traveling in a vehicle or something. So the game is taking into account that you're walking or riding a bike but anything faster means you're not really "playing" it...or at least playing it how they want to.

They want you to walk around to find Pokemon and hatch eggs. It's kind of like the whole thing with the PokeWalkers where people found new ways to cheat the step counter to access other Pokemon.

EDIT: Servers down again? tfw im actually going out now and can't do anything.

Should have made the OT
Pokémon Go |OT| Servers are Gone too.
 
There's also been evidence in DLs and revenue that this is literally the biggest app release of all time.

So complaining about the servers seems a bit misguided rn tbph
I mean, it's understandably frustrating to the end user. I went to a park nearby during my lunch hour and couldn't access anything, and it kinda sucked. And of course most people won't care what's going on behind the scenes.

But yeah, from the perspective of reading a bit into what's actually going on, it's looking like the scope of this launch was pretty bonkers.
That's stupid. They really dropped the ball on egg hatching. Nobody runs at 5km an hour, that's unbearably slow. I doubt I even walk that slow.
Yeah. Hopefully they will adjust some of this, based on feedback. SOME kind of progression for runner and cyclists, even if "reduced" (you know, not 1=1 meter, I can see how that would be unfair for really fast folks) would be really awesome.
My wife and I went for a 2 hour walk and the last 45 minutes were excruciatingly bad.

I'm in the "there was no proper way for them to prepare for this" camp. Mostly because I refuse to believe that there is a human being who would go "a skinny mobile version of Pokemon that could potentially be turned into an MMO? That can't be that popular.". That just seems uhhh delusional.
Hahah.

I mean, when I first heard about the "soft launch" with no announcement, keeping the US release way delayed and still not having many countries officially launched, I thought it was somebody screwing up, or terrible planning. Now, I'm thinking it was "jesus christ we need to do everything we possibly can to keep this from collapsing under its own weight in the first 48 hours."

Even if it's not an intensive ping-reliant multiplayer game, there's a hell of a lot of GPS data being flung around and world state updates happening every second.
 
Been addicted for the last 2 days. Walked more than 40 km's with my 10000 mAH powerbank. My trainer level reached 13, at 12 I gained access to great balls, which is great for 300-400 CP pokemon. Can't wait to receive my Go Plus cause this shit will continue on distracting me. My current dex and most powerful pokemon are as follows:

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I hope they make something similar for Pokemon GO like the Ingress intel map, as i am really missing this functionality.
 
I think my profile got deleted? It takes me straight to the sign up screen, and if I try to make a new account it gives me a server error message..
 
I don't know. I am in a car right now on the interstate going like 70 and I just caught a pokemon.
 
I thought the speed limit was 20 KMH? I know some people have gotten it to work while driving slowly (I do not condone this), so I thought it was higher than 5 KMH for sure.
Yeah 20km/h would be fine. That's faster than runners and if I'm going over that in my bike I'm either in an all-out sprint or going downhill (which I shouldn't get credit for). If it's 5km/h, that is seriously under "brisk walk" speed for a lot of people. Standard human walking cadence averages between 3-4mph and that's 3.1.
 
Been addicted for the last 2 days. Walked more than 40 km's with my 10000 mAH powerbank. My trainer level reached 13, at 12 I gained access to great balls, which is great for 300-400 CP pokemon. Can't wait to receive my Go Plus cause this shit will continue on distracting me. My current dex and most powerful pokemon are as follows:

was most of that yesterday? I can't do shit today without sever errors and timeouts.
 
I'll run a 5k tomorrow if the servers are working and see if I got close to hatching my egg. Then we'll know if the speed limit is reasonable, I don't plan on taking much more than 20 min.
 
I don't know. I am in a car right now on the interstate going like 70 and I just caught a pokemon.
That's unrelated- we're talking about step counting (mostly for hatching eggs)
Been addicted for the last 2 days. Walked more than 40 km's with my 10000 mAH powerbank. My trainer level reached 13, at 12 I gained access to great balls, which is great for 300-400 CP pokemon. Can't wait to receive my Go Plus cause this shit will continue on distracting me. My current dex and most powerful pokemon are as follows:
Holy fuck dude. Look at your arsenal. I want a 565 Scyther ;_;
 
I cant get the screen to turn off with the battery save mode. Don't tell me that's also reliant on gyroscopes...
 
I didn't have to run to get the 2km egg to hatch. Just walked around my park.

Also its clear this is just the beginning for sure. I can see them sorting out servers and the basic elements of the game before adding in any trading or PvP battles aa you don't want servers to be going down while doing either of those two things.
 
For the second time today I got thru, made my character, hit ok and I'm just stuck looking and spinning my character

Is it loading or already dead
 
This game seems half-baked.

It is. The Pokemon name will get people hooked, and the microtranscations and money saved on mapping efforts by the Google Maps team will pay for the improvements.

I'm giving it a chance, but I could easily see getting bored of this due to lack of depth after a few weeks.

It is free* though.
 
I didn't have to run to get the 2km egg to hatch. Just walked around my park.

Also its clear this is just the beginning for sure. I can see them sorting out servers and the basic elements of the game before adding in any trading or PvP battles aa you don't want servers to be going down while doing either of those two things.
Yeah, that's the problem. Walking is boring and for human turtles. I should be able to hatch eggs while running.
 
a 5k

don't plan on taking much more than 20 min.
Well look at mr fast as hell over here.

No but seriously that's fast as hell. My next goal for a 5k is to get under 28 :(
HowZatOZ said:
I didn't have to run to get the 2km egg to hatch. Just walked around my park.
Hmmm you may be confused. We're saying there's a speed limit MAX- you might not be ABLE to run.
DeployThatPizza said:
Hatching eggs is based on distance, not step counting.
I don't know what you mean exactly, how are you distinguishing those two concepts? You certainly can't drive 10km in 5 minutes and hatch an egg.
 
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