Sigh...
Is there really anything left to conquer?
Heaven quakes with fear at even the slightest mention of my name.
I rule everything with an iron fist.
I guess at least there's no more Calculus. The Conception put an end to that. I'm almost as excited about that as I am about this whole "limitless power" thing.
But even I get bored sometimes. I need some new minions of Hell to play around with. Something fresh and exciting.
Let's just summon some of the newly deceased down here, shall we?
I flicked my fingers and a portal, ominously flickering with a crimson light, appeared before me, and two new figures exited from it onto the floor in front of me. One of them was what appeared to be a...chinchilla? I scowled - it was far too cute to make an effective minion of Hell. I'll have to send him over to Incubus for some "training."
The other one was an odd creature, a large man who was missing eight of his fingers. Where they went, I couldn't tell, but it clearly must have been an awful disability for him to have, as he could do nothing but stare at his long-lost digits and whimper. Every now and again, however, he would look up at the gate that he arrived from, and the tears would cover his face en masse once more.
They'll have to do. With the ever-dwindling lack of viable minions up there on the surface, beggars can't be choosers.
"All right you two, into these balls of torment."
The chinchilla seemed to happily step forward, eagerly, if not a bit naively, awaiting his turn to go into the ball where he will be barraged with a thousand different horrors for as long as it took to break him. Oh well.
The other one screamed, "BUT I'M NOT EVEN A POKÉMON!"
Pokémon? What in the hell is that? I gazed down at them, menacingly.
"On three, you'll be trapped inside these balls. Ready? One...two..."
I threw the balls at their feet and, after a bright flash and some thrashing about, they were contained.
Well, that was a fun diversion, if only for a moment. I sat back on my throne and leaned my head against my hand.
Sigh...
El Topo was eliminated!
El Topo was part of a Pokémon team.
Welcome to NeoGAF Island, full of wonderous Pokémon. What type of Pokémon might you be
?
Oh, I remember now!
You are Minccino (#572), a Normal Type Pokémon!
You are aligned with Pokémon living in the Island (which means TOWN).
Sadly, you dont have any special powers. But you can vote!
You can also be caught by the Pokémon trainer into a Pokéball. If this happens, you will be informed with a PM.
You will win if all of the forces that may disrupt the town have been defeated.
Ty4on was eliminated!
"Half-Life 3? What's that?"
"Portal 3? Ain't nobody got time to develop that."
"Whatever. I got so much money from Steam that I'll take a good vacation.... becoming Pokémon master!"
Those were the inner thoughts of you, Gabe Newell, as you set off on your journey to catch em'all!
You are Gabe Newell, a Pokémon Trainer!
You are aligned with Pokémon living in the Island (which means TOWN).
However, you are also aligned with The Pokémon Team of Gabe Newell!
During the night, you may throw a Pokéball at a player with the command POKÉBALL: (Player). If all conditions are met, the Pokémon will be caught, and will be given the alignment of The Pokémon Team of Gabe Newell, while still retaining also their pre-existing alignment. You will receive a PM confirmation if the recruitment was successful or not. However, note that you can only catch Pokémon that haven't been caught yet by other trainer(s). You cannot be caught in a Pokéball yourself.
Once the Pokémon is caught, they will be informed about being added to your Pokémon team, and they will be given access to the secret Pokémon Team Chat. However, they won't be told about your identity (other than that you are Gabe Newell), and you won't be given access to the Team Chat.
If you are killed during the game, your Pokémon team cannot grow any bigger. However if you die, your Pokémon will be able to use their Team Chat even during day phases. Also, if you are killed during the first night while you are recruiting your first Pokémon, that recruited Pokémon will inherit your Pokémon Trainer status. Please note that this inheritance will only happen if you during the first night.
During this game, you will have a normal win condition, but also a Superior win condition:
Normal Win Condition:You will win as part of the town, if all of the forces that may disrupt the town have been defeated.
Superior Win Condition: However, you will be granted a superior victory over all other groups, if during the end of the game, your Pokémon team is the bigger when compared to other town factions. You can try to reach this special Superior Win Condition only, if the normal win condition is also fulfilled.
DAY 3 BEGINS
Day 3 ends in:
Majority is 10.
