echoshifting
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Fucking horrifying, he should sue. He'd win.
Police want to photograph teen's penis in "sexting" case
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Foxy Fox 39
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I feel like the prosecutor may be a peterfile.
sixteen-bit
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Pervs.
Should have been first post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0
echoshifting
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>Bonerlyzer can now distinguish between a penis and a hot dog
>fixed a bug where a half-erect penis could crash the system
>turgidity should now be properly documented in the log
>uncircumcised penises are no longer invisible to Bonerlyzer
>fixed a bug where penises exceeding 7.5" in length were uploaded to my private drive
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Is this a joke?
HUELEN10
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For those of us who don't even text, what does a sext in legal terms even entail? Pictures, emulated literary copulation, or something else? Basically what I'm asking is how this is differentiated from say, lewdness or child porn, just the form of communication it was sent in? Just seems odd to make the distinction.
Like, why is this being treated as one case as opposed to another in a legal standpoint?
Like, why is this being treated as one case as opposed to another in a legal standpoint?
MasterOfPastures
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perfectchaos007
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What if there was more than one suspect? The suspects would have to line up with their cocks out while the accuser picks out the penis she claims was sent to her.
Furthermore, all sextors need to transition over to snapchat. And if anyone screensaves something you send them. remove them from your life immediately, because thats not cool.
Furthermore, all sextors need to transition over to snapchat. And if anyone screensaves something you send them. remove them from your life immediately, because thats not cool.
The Elite
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It's basically the evolution of cybersex. Images and dialogue meant to stimulate the recipient and simulate the sexual experience, hopefully inducing orgasm.
Unspeakable Evil
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I think I saw that episode
Not Spaceghost
Spaceghost
Just imagine
kid goes to hospital, they inject his dongers with super erection fluid, then they take the money shot and the kid just whispers into the photographers ear "you've just created child nudies, i'm going to send you to jail now"
kid goes to hospital, they inject his dongers with super erection fluid, then they take the money shot and the kid just whispers into the photographers ear "you've just created child nudies, i'm going to send you to jail now"
She's a girl though. Rules don't apply apparently.
Foghorn Leghorn
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This happened to my daughters best friends brother. He was dating a sophomore (15) as a senior (17). Ended up with a felony child pornography conviction and was placed on probation for 5 years and luckily it will be expunged at that time.
In the mean time he lost all college schloraships and takes a class or two at the local community college. All if this over a dick picture.
In the mean time he lost all college schloraships and takes a class or two at the local community college. All if this over a dick picture.
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At some point the people at the onion will commit suicide because of stuff like this. I mean after a while they simply won't be able to top reality anymore.
BlueBadger
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I couldn't go on after this post.
MoonsaultSlayer
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THANK YOU! I don't understand why it took 3 pages.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
You can't stop teens from sexting. Just like you can't stop teens from having sex. Why is this a thing?
FantasticMrFoxdie
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smh
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
Banned
Is this where we finally measure if 6 inch means 6 inch?
Because people have a massive, massive hangup about penises.
This made me spit coffee into the fan on my desk, which caused it to blow back a fine mist of coffee spit all over myself and my keyboard.
Couldn't even explain myself to my office mate.
AFAIK, in America you can be charged for producing and distributing child pornography and get put in sex offenders list by taking nude pictures of yourself. It's almost a self-rape charge.
"We'll arrest you and ruin your life.... to protect you from being sexually abused by yourself"
Professor Beef
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What if it goes wrong, and the Super Erection Fluid works too well and creates a monster?
Monocle
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This is all kinds of perverse. Ignorant people creating a situation that's infinitely more fucked up than the alleged crime.
What kind of overbearing moronic parent files a complaint about sexting anyway? Please go into hibernation so your kids can grow up right, lady.
What kind of overbearing moronic parent files a complaint about sexting anyway? Please go into hibernation so your kids can grow up right, lady.
OMFG
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
its a shame it took this long
chickdigger802
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kids need to learn morse code. its the only way.
Fuck you. Stop painting America with a broad stroke because of a few dickheads.
So she's not being charged because he doesn't have a drama queen mother nagging police?
Fuck America. Sorry mate. Born there, lived there, served in the military. Fuck it. Shit is massively fucked up.
Fuck America. Sorry mate. Born there, lived there, served in the military. Fuck it. Shit is massively fucked up.
The vast majority of America will disagree with the towns methods.
Gordon Shumway
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I'm sure it's already been mentioned, but isn't it child porn if THEY take the picture of his dick? Or are they claiming it's for science? Shit is just ricockulous..
With those credentials I'll just have to take your word for it, lol.
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