I can't fault Trump for assuming that Cruz would have no testicles. Surely he assumed it would go like the Walker speech, and the prepared remarks distributed were pretty harmless. Cruz rickrolled him hard, and it's freaking awesome. (Disclaimer: Nothing will beat the literal rickrolling from Monday night)It's a very good point, Trump had all the leverage, he didn't need Cruz. Why let him do this?
Lol I'm shocked I wanted to drink for even a moment. It's been such a beautiful mess for the GOP the last few days.Secretary of the Status Quo is #10 globally, with about 50% of tweets some variant of "that's cool!" and the other 50% mocking it as a sad insult.Wednesdays are for tequila. Duh. (Disclaimer: This was only true in college. 15 years ago. In my dorm specifically.)
MESSDonald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 56s56 seconds ago
Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge! I saw his speech two hours early but let him speak anyway. No big deal!
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It's true though.I love how MSNBC is framing the Cruz thing as an inability for Trump to negotiate properly.
It really is. Listen to yourThis is what Ted would want.
I love how MSNBC is framing the Cruz thing as an inability for Trump to negotiate properly.
It's true though.
Interesting Getty shot of the Laura Ingraham wave.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BruceRheins/status/755955944664682496
Wait I thought that was a 'shop.......That is the actual, in our universe, photo?!?
Wait I thought that was a 'shop.......That is the actual, in our universe, photo?!?
Wait I thought that was a 'shop.......That is the actual, in our universe, photo?!?
Oh god.. Kate McKinnon is doing RBG on MSNBC right now.
Oh my god this group of people on CNN lmao
"How many of y'all would vote for Cruz if he was a candidate in 2020?"
"0%, that is 0%."
Oh god.. Kate McKinnon is doing RBG on MSNBC right now.
Interesting Getty shot of the Laura Ingraham wave.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BruceRheins/status/755955944664682496
SNL and specifically Weekend Update is still so hit and miss. It started pretty good and now it's kinda eh.
Arrggghhh I shared this on my facebook wall and one of the women I work with reacted with a shocked face and I don't know enough Spanish to even begin to explain the joke. Oh well. Still hilarious. Taken from Aaron in the OT thread.
Person on Twitter made an interesting point. If Trump had not gotten people to boo (as is being reported), would we really be talking about this right now? It was the scene that made it notable.
This is a huge, huge issue for Trump. Ted Cruz just went on national television on prime time at the Republican National Convention and told every Republican who was doubting whether it was a good idea to vote for Donald Trump that they shouldn't do it.
This is literally the worst case scenario for Trump's convention that doesn't involve a giant meteor.
Nah, to quote myself from another thread:
Arrggghhh I shared this on my facebook wall and one of the women I work with reacted with a shocked face and I don't know enough Spanish to even begin to explain the joke. Oh well. Still hilarious. Taken from Aaron in the OT thread.
Ted Cruz' speech is hardly the worst thing that could possibly happen especially when his wife was caught plagiarizing Michelle Obama.Nah, to quote myself from another thread:
Holy shiiiiiiiit
Everyone share this on your social media I wanna be internet famousOh, that's beautiful.
Ted Cruz' speech is hardly the worst thing that could possibly happen especially when his wife was caught plagiarizing Michelle Obama.
The art of the deal guy helped cruz with his speech.
https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/755981212506664960
He's talking about Trump. How bad he is at negotiating a deal.
So what are the odds that Bernie does something similar at the DNC?
I'm a hardcore #NeverTrump OG and I think my favorite part of tonight is that no one, absolutely no one, interprets "vote your conscience" as voting for Donald J Trump.
When he took the stage in Cleveland, Ted Cruz had no way of knowing that Donald Trump had given a New York Times interview repudiating Americas right even to disapprove of authoritarianism and backing away from its commitment to defend NATO allies against a Russian invasion. (I dont think we have a right to lecture, Trump said of the crackdown in Turkey. Look at what is happening in our country, he said. How are we going to lecture when people are shooting policemen in cold blood?) It is not even certain that Cruz was thinking in moral terms at all. But the interview retroactively justified Cruzs extraordinary decision to take the stage in prime time and decline to endorse his partys nominee, even as boos rained down.
Trumps foreign policy comments symbolize the reason a significant number of Republican intellectuals have refused to endorse him. He is ignorant and has dangerous views completely outside the normal range. He does not merely repeat bizarre conspiracy theories that some Republicans believe (Barack Obama may have faked his birth certificate) or that most Republicans believe (scientists are faking global warming). He has own own set of strange beliefs. He admires dictators and may well be heavily influenced by one. Trumps web of ties to Putin, who has a record of attempting to manipulate foreign elections, looks even more dangerous considering his green light to Russia to annex the Baltic NATO states.
In light of the risks presented by Trump, who might break the rule of law and the democratic form of government, his party has offered a strange message. Rather than tamp down the fears of what he would do, they have inflamed them. This message came through in the warmup speakers. Former Trump business associate Phil Ruffin declared, a tsunami is coming and his name is Donald Trump. Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi warned, November 8th is going to be a day of reckoning. Mike Pences speech accepting the vice-presidential nomination promised, when Donald Trump is president, the change will be huge. He sneered at Hillary Clinton as the secretary of the status quo.
The status quo does not sound so bad as an alternative to the election of a madman.
Done! My 8 followers will surely be impressed! Sorry, can't offer anything more than that.Everyone share this on your social media I wanna be internet famous
You've got to be fucking kidding me. And Trump allowed this after his ghostwriter shat on him this past weekend? This is a Napoleon-level display of ego. (Drunken disclaimer: Napoleon eventually failed after he outsmarted himself by giving enemies too much time to think over his tactics because he thought he was invincible. TLDR; Napoleon was early 1800s Trump)The art of the deal guy helped cruz with his speech.He's talking about trump.
https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/755981212506664960
Seems I picked the correct night to get entirely plastered, phew.
I mean, I admit that convention is really presenting a lot of competition for "worst thing that could happen."
But I think that extremely visible party disunity for a candidate that already has trouble unifying Republican voters is worse than embarrassing and incredibly obvious incompetence.
Reasonable minds might differ!