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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Home Alone 3: Alone at the WH

 

[Ether_Snake]

Stuart Jones, a high level State department official, was asked by a reporter why they keep criticizing the Iranians, who just had elections, and never the Saudis.

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/869649552617463808

I kinda felt bad for the guy. It's like getting a debate question you didn't prepare for and didn't expect.

Holy shit. If I was Trump I'd fire him right now.

 

[royalan]

Holy shit, as stupid as I think Trump is (and I think he's a fucking moron), he keeps doing shit that makes him even dumber!

AP reporting:

BREAKING: President Trump has been urging world leaders to call him on his cellphone, raising security and secrecy concerns.

So he's been passing out his cellphone number to world leaders saying they can just call him directly that way? Fucking idiot!

Or maybe he's just lonely...


#Sad

Great.

I wish nothing but misery on this sad pathetic sack of a man.

 

[VanMardigan]

Trump has been nothing if not resilient in his personal life. He has been counted out a bunch of times. Bankruptcy, ridicule, etc. Even in the campaign he looked dead in the water a few times before bouncing back. I'm really nervous that he has a second act starting a year from now that propels him to a second term. This avalanche of leaks feels different but this man has more lives than a cat.

 

[FreezeSSC]

why dont the democrats have a song

Labour has THINGS

CAN ONLY GET

BETTER

plus the old favourite that is the Red Flag. What do Democrats sing when drunk on expectations?

https://youtu.be/zQ-hPNrKdZI

 

[tuxfool]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/869720283674021888

The Associated Press (@AP)
BREAKING: President Trump has been urging world leaders to call him on his cellphone, raising security and secrecy

 

[benicillin]

Trump has been nothing if not resilient in his personal life. He has been counted out a bunch of times. Bankruptcy, ridicule, etc. Even in the campaign he looked dead in the water a few times before bouncing back. I'm really nervous that he has a second act starting a year from now that propels him to a second term. This avalanche of leaks feels different but this man has more lives than a cat.

Eh, acting like Trump is somehow indestructible because he barely won a presidential campaign against one of the least popular politicians in the country is a bad position to take. He's not supernatural or gifted, there's no secret sauce and you can plainly see all the reasons he's lasted so long - we live in a country half-full of bigoted and/or easily conned people who voted him into office, and the only reason he's lasted this long as president is because the GOP is determined to ride that ship until it sinks.

 

[Tommy DJ]

Trump's definitely gained a bit of weight or gets his suits from a shittier tailor. During the campaign, he'd be able to hide his weight and appear as a fairly awkwardly large man. Now, he just looks overweight.

I dunno, is the stress/pressure getting to him?

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Trump has been nothing if not resilient in his personal life. He has been counted out a bunch of times. Bankruptcy, ridicule, etc. Even in the campaign he looked dead in the water a few times before bouncing back. I'm really nervous that he has a second act starting a year from now that propels him to a second term. This avalanche of leaks feels different but this man has more lives than a cat.

You're right. Trump will be forever known in history as one of the greatest political survivors of all time.

Spoiler

I actually lol'd when I wrote this

 

[RustyNails]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/869720283674021888

Remember how Hillary practically gave away confidential info on her emaillzz because of her unsecured homebrew server?

 

[Suikoguy]

Trump's definitely gained a bit of weight or gets his suits from a shittier tailor. During the campaign, he'd be able to hide his weight and appear as a fairly awkwardly large man. Now, he just looks overweight.

I dunno, is the stress/pressure getting to him?

Stress can lead to weight gain, plus he never exercises.
He is going to become Donald Plump by his impeachment.

 

[pigeon]

why dont the democrats have a song

Labour has THINGS

CAN ONLY GET

BETTER

plus the old favourite that is the Red Flag. What do Democrats sing when drunk on expectations?

Neoliberal technocrats don't have songs because they don't produce direct return on investment.

 

[Parham]

Y'all forgetting the hit that defined a presidency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU

https://youtu.be/zQ-hPNrKdZI

Gonna add this to the pile.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

The apologists and defenders on the right of this whole thing are just shameless. I mean my god this is a party who have been outspoken about Russia and paranoid about Russian spies and espionage for how long? Now all this shit happens and most of GOP like

 

[Slacker]

I assume this will be fixed sometime in the next 72 hours:

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump 3m3 minutes ago
Despite the constant negative press covfefe

 

[Buba Big Guns]

What the hell did Trump just tweet. Dude is on another planet

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

 

[RoKKeR]

I assume this will be fixed sometime in the next 72 hours:

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump 3m3 minutes ago
Despite the constant negative press covfefe

What the hell did Trump just tweet. Dude is on another planet

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Lmao

 

[sc0la]

Did he have a stroke mid tweet?

Can't be that, this one is more thoughtful and cohesive than some of his others.

 

[TS-08]

I'm guessing that is supposed to be "coverage", but who knows what else he was going to say. Maybe he was in the middle of typing and a lawyer ripped the phone away.

 

[Host Samurai]

I assume this will be fixed sometime in the next 72 hours:

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump 3m3 minutes ago
Despite the constant negative press covfefe

The smartest thing I've seen him tweet

 

[RustyNails]

Did he have a stroke mid tweet?

Can't be that, this one is more thoughtful and cohesive than some of his others.

He was tweeting and Kellyanne suddenly snatched his phone away

 

[Geist-]

Stuart Jones, a high level State department official, was asked by a reporter why they keep criticizing the Iranians, who just had elections, and never the Saudis.

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/869649552617463808

I kinda felt bad for the guy. It's like getting a debate question you didn't prepare for and didn't expect.

 

[Ac30]

Home Alone 3: Alone at the WH

Or:
Lonely In The House

 

[A Serious Man]

Did he have a stroke mid tweet?

Can't be that, this one is more thoughtful and cohesive than some of his others.

One of his lawyers wrestled the phone out of his hands mid-tweet and hit send during the melee.

 

[Hellwarden]

Out of curiosity, is anyone here aware of a group called Public Interest Legal Foundation?

They apparently released a report, almost assuredly nonsense, that over 5000 illegals registered to vote in Virginia over the past decade. FoxNews was trying to play it up tonight.

 

[Vimes]

Who's that Pokémon?

Spoiler

It's Covfefe!

 

[Geist-]

Out of curiosity, is anyone here aware of a group called Public Interest Legal Foundation?

They apparently released a report, almost assuredly nonsense, that over 5000 illegals registered to vote in Virginia over the past decade. FoxNews was trying to play it up tonight.

PILF? Sounds like a joke. Like, literally, someone was trying to find an acronym for PILF because they thought it was funny.

 

[tuxfool]

Chyron game on point:

 

[VendettaRed07]

Isn't he technically not allowed to delete tweets now?

 

[gutter_trash]

https://twitter.com/TVMaury/status/...iance-europe-mock_us_592ded4ce4b055a197ce0278
When the Nordic prime ministers are openly mocking #PresidentTrump and the #Saudis ..

 

[sc0la]

What if it's a cipher?
http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/cryptogram-solver.php

covfefe
Possible solutions:
SOBERER
HOVERER
IMPEDED
WAVERER

BRB sending this to the FBI

 

[royalan]

Gosh, this is really shaping up to be a covfefe month.

 

[CygnusXS]

Has anyone trademarked Covfefe yet?

 

[The Technomancer]

Well my twitter feed just lost its fucking mind

 

[sc0la]

Well my twitter feed just lost its fucking mind

You shouldn't follow just trump. It's not good for your sanity.

 

[Slacker]

I'm dead several times over...

Philip Koplin‏ @pkkp42 6m6 minutes ago
This is the night Donald Trump finally became covfefe.

William O.‏ @FriendOfTheYeti
I'm just waiting for Jeffrey Lord to go on CNN and argue how covfefe is a real word

Lila Byock‏ @LByock 6m6 minutes ago
.@MerriamWebster You up?

Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin 5m5 minutes ago
Nevertheless, he covfefe'd

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

What the hell did Trump just tweet. Dude is on another planet

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Breh, you ever been so tired you feel high?

 

[sc0la]

You know, Vladimir, we really are the covfefe.

 

[royalan]

But is it coh-fee-fee, or coh-feh-feh?

 

[broz0rs]

is Twitter going insane? I feel like it's turning into a bad reddit chain

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I have a bad covfefe about this.

 

[VendettaRed07]

I expect Covfefe to be a drink on the menu at my local coffee shop in the morning

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I expect Covfefe to be a drink on the menu at my local coffee shop in the morning

Of course, it can only be served in an avocfff

 

[CygnusXS]

I expect Covfefe to be a drink on the menu at my local coffee shop in the morning

I've already ordered a #covfefe novelty mug

 

[sazzy]

archived

http://archive.is/wFDRQ

 

[Slacker]

Pretty sure #covfefe is the code word to activate Red Don's world-destroying bot network.

 

[Emerson]

But is it coh-fee-fee, or coh-feh-feh?

I prefer coh-feff with a little accent on the end

 

[Sibylus]

I prefer coh-feff with a little accent on the end

Covfefé

It's Frunsch.

 

[Vimes]

Obviously the first F is silent. Coh vay fay.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Cov-fee-fee, for sure.