Haha what the fuck?
As outrageous as that is, I still love some of the other quotes more because even the WPost editorial staff felt they had to mention again inline that these people voted for Trump:
"They made Trump, I think, — I, well, I shouldn't say it was the media's fault, it was pretty much his mouth's fault — but he made himself look like a very mean, cruel person that just was very racist. And I thought he would, everyone was going to vote for Hillary because of that."
Translation: I thought my vote didn't matter. (but even that still doesn't make this make sense)
”I think they all lie, but Trump was more — is more obvious."
Translation: At least I know he's evil.
”There were quite a few opportunities for him to stand up to defend things, and all he did was just roll over and show his belly every time."
Translation: But Clinton is a woman.
”Oh, you know, Obama is like a very entertaining speaker. Like he's captivating, and but he, yeah, he just, he tries to appease everybody."
Translation: I'm tired of the snowflakes, only MY problems matter.
”Well, on top of that, she had an earwig in, and they were feeding her the answers." (This was a conspiracy theory pushed by the Drudge Report and others. A woman on the panel seemed to agree, responding: ”Right, well, that's what I'm saying.")
Translation: I'm a fucking nutter.