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POPGAF |OT-11| A Dramatic Reading
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You Know Nothing
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Happy Little Pill already happened tho.
And June Haverly.
But really, most of his songs are quite above par tbh.
Troye needs to break away from that youtuber gay circle and embrace his music career.
kitchenmotors
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Finally listened to Ten Love Songs. What a great album :*
Kamikaze
Between this, The Desired Effect, E.MO.TION, Rebel Heart, Lianne La Havas' album BLOOD, and Disclosure's collabs, 2015 turned out great after all. The only thing that would make it even better would be Gaga finally dropping LG5.
2013 and 2014 tried it.
Ten Love Songs is one of my faves. One of the best albums released this year.
Also, I read that as Disclosure's collapse. Kinda true, tbqh.
What's everyone's favorite song on E.MO.TION btw?
atm I'd have to say the title track Emotion is the one I come back to the most. I didn't think too much of it @ first but then that 80's chorus hits and just goes OFF
Run Away With Grammy's. The saxophone is everything in that song. E•MO•TION is good too though, probably my second favorite.
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Mess, the amount of "This user is on your ignore list"'s I have on this page
Did Garret even bother to listen to E·MO·TION?
Not this coming from a Gaga stan...
Joey Fatone just read One Direction for filth....
Dear Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Harry Styles,
Hey guys. Its Joey Fatone, former member of NSync and current announcer on Family Feud, the job Ive always dreamed of. This weekend, while sitting on the toilet and crying (I LOVE MY LIFE!!!) I flipped through my iPhone and saw that youd announced a one-year hiatus beginning in March. I just wanted to congratulate you guys and wish you well! Im sure 2016 will be a wonderful time for everyone from One Direction to pursue some independent projects before regrouping as a stronger band one year later! Heres to spreading your wings!
HAHAHAHA, PSYCH.
Heres how its gonna go down, fellas. While youre all on hiatus, Harry will record some dope singles with Beyonce, Ryan Adams and Wiz Khalifa, come out with a killer solo album produced by Pharrell and Timbaland, cut his hair, dye his hair, do a second less awesome album, let his hair grow super long and wear it in two braids, crush a self-effacing cameo in a Judd Apatow movie, buzz his hair and release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at being bisexual that everyone will call his best work.
The rest of you are fucked. I mean fucked. I am the second most-successful former member of NSync and I am Joey Fatone. Say that outloud to yourself: Besides Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone is the most successful member of NSync.
Heres me being a spokesman for Bosley hair restoration last year:
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Image courtesy of spin.com
Best case scenario, youll do a 6-week stint in Minions: The Musical! on Broadway before you bounce around different hosting jobs on channels like Spike and TruTv. Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I dont. Hes completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows. Louis, Im looking at you.
There is one exception: If one of you is gay you might have a shot. Wait till One Direction has been dead for two years, kiss your hot boyfriend at an awards show, then ride that relevance like a beautiful boner and pray to god you get a show on Bravo.
Its not that you guys arent talented, its that Harry is so, so much cuter, cooler and more talented than the rest of you. Deep down, youve always known that, but you will never truly understand it until youre in your grimy little condo, sitting in your boxers, sucking a chow mein noodle off your Playstation controller and watching Harry blow it up on SNL.
Jesus christ I wish I was still in NSync. Jesus JESUS FUCK! I would give all my hair to go back to that.
Anyway, enjoy the next few months, One Direction, because theyre your last.
I liked him better when he was fat.
You Know Nothing
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I screeched several times while reading this.
Leona Lewis
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Fat One's cutting truth, though.
That's the type of hot chai that only comes from experience tbh
poor chris kirkpatrick tho :-(
That's the type of hot chai that only comes from experience tbh
poor chris kirkpatrick tho :-(
The Carly worship in here is disgusting.
Right? I literally took a nap in the middle of the album the first time I listened to it.
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The Carly worship in here is disgusting.
As an avid hater of everything, I will say: It's a pretty good album.
E·MO·TION comes very close, I Iive for the chorus!
In your fantasy, dream about me
And all that we could do with this emotion
Fantasy, dream about me
And all that we could do with this emotion
This emotion, I feel it
This emotion, you feel it
All that we could do with this emotion
Sooooooooooo good.
You Know Nothing
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Open up your heart to the ceilin'
Don't you know it hurts for a reason
Time will take you back to believin'
You'll learn to love again, you'll learn to love again
Somewhere out there, someone is breathin'
Just for you their heart keeps on beatin'
Time will take you back to believin'
You'll learn to love again, you'll learn to love again
Don't you know it hurts for a reason
Time will take you back to believin'
You'll learn to love again, you'll learn to love again
Somewhere out there, someone is breathin'
Just for you their heart keeps on beatin'
Time will take you back to believin'
You'll learn to love again, you'll learn to love again
kitchenmotors
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kitchenmotors
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She has turned a lot of people against ha lately because of her smug attitude as well. She almost has me rooting for Katy to come back and clock ha with prism 2.
Blood Diamonds
Banned
Remember when Azealia banks tried to defend Bill Cosby.... yikes....
Too much free time on my hands and considering the state of the thread I'll post some music to drown out the noise of the Carly Rae stans.
You Know Nothing
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And Phylicia Rashad and Whoopi Goldberg.
They all feeling pretty ashamed now I hope. Although, I'm not sure it's possible for Azealia to feel shame.
Blood Diamonds
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And also when she attacked her main fanbase (White gays)
She's a damn mess t b h
but she does know how to make an album full of bops
Fuck ethics, morals and integrity cause bops right?
Blood Diamonds
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I'm sorry, are you looking for a fight? I have the ability to separate an artist's shitty and disgusting personality from their discography if their discography lights my [b o y p u s s y] on fire thank you very much.
paperheart
Banned
Eyes so bright
You got a hold of me the whole damn night
I toss and turn but still I can't sleep right
I should've asked you to stay, begged you to stay
Why when I get right next to you
I hear this heartbeat breaking through
I feel the earthquake in the room and so I pray
Fall into me now
You got a hold of me the whole damn night
I toss and turn but still I can't sleep right
I should've asked you to stay, begged you to stay
Why when I get right next to you
I hear this heartbeat breaking through
I feel the earthquake in the room and so I pray
Fall into me now
Yes, this song gives me so much life. It's so catchy and fabulous. I was singing it randomly at work today. It's a slay for sure. Those that don't like "Boy Problems" need to get themselves checked.
Eh, JoJo's Tingle disappointed me. The only song I really use is "Save My Soul". The other two songs were a miss for me. I loved her mixtapes which had some bops. I just don't know why she decided to play it so safe this time on these singles. It's sad, cause I was really looking forward to her music. She has the chops, and the material needs to be there, but I don't think it is. All these months of Atlantic giving her all those songs, and yet this is what we get. She needed to come hard after all those years of not having an album out, but she didn't. Oh well.JoJo's three new songs though.
Almost too good
I would let fat or not fat Fatone between my sheets, tbqfh.
Now sis, it's much better than stanning ancient dust bunnies whose recent catalogs truly deserve to be swept under the rug. The Tidal wave came and took all the hews with it, and Emotion is our redemption.The Carly worship in here is disgusting.
I'm fucked up, I can't tell you what's what
All she know is suck fuck
I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass 'butt what'
Tunechi never slacks without a button up, I rolled the dice and lucked up
I'm all in, I'm all in
More money more problems
More money will solve them
It's YMCMB bitch
Paris, do you speak french? I get special treatment
Girl turn over, good defense! We turned down for what
Tomorrow isn't promised
Tonight is all we got
And times like these are timeless
She fucked me like she love me
Love is such a science, do you think it's love? Thanks for not replying
It's Paris Hilton bitch!
All she know is suck fuck
I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass 'butt what'
Tunechi never slacks without a button up, I rolled the dice and lucked up
I'm all in, I'm all in
More money more problems
More money will solve them
It's YMCMB bitch
Paris, do you speak french? I get special treatment
Girl turn over, good defense! We turned down for what
Tomorrow isn't promised
Tonight is all we got
And times like these are timeless
She fucked me like she love me
Love is such a science, do you think it's love? Thanks for not replying
It's Paris Hilton bitch!
I'll call her manager at David's Tea to get her fired if she tries to judge my order.
lols. I gotta rewatch Flavor of love sometime.
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