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Kanye's next album to be title Turbo Grafx 16

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the messy ness of that thread, lol
 
So I'm at work wasting the company's money watching old superbowl halftime shows.

1993 was trash. So you come on stage... Stand stock still for a whole minute and proceed to obviously lipsync to your entire show. I need to remember this performance next time one of you flops wanna complain about Beyonce doing her same tired choreography when this charlatain was doing the exact same crotch grabs and foot shuffles from a decade before. GOAT, my left foot. Trash, refuse, garbage. Gross.

2004 was.... eek! I dont know why this year is always touted as the Janet year when Diddy
(trash)
, Nelly
(meh)
, Kid Rock
(i forgot he was even a thing)
and Justin Timberlake
(hey boo)
were all in attendance. What a shit show. I don't know why people think all that reckless choreography is a reasonable substitute for singing a song. But it ain't. And then for them to act like that ending bit wasn't planned is a farce. There was one moment earlier when another dancer attempted to do the same thing to Janet and she slapped her hand away. So either this was a concerted plot to by everyone to expose Janet's nipple ring or she just wanted to have her titty out.

2007 slaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed. That's how you're supposed to do it. Showmanship girls.

2012... Obvious lipsyncing again... Luckily we don't go to Madonna for vocals. The vogue set slayed... Everything else was a pandering to middle america mess. You could tell this was before the tour because she wasnt as limber as she normally is and she almost fell once. She can and does better, despite her advanced age.

2013. The good sis Beyonce was trying waaaaaay too hard. She was determined to let you know she was singing live and she was hitting that choreo so damn hard. It aint that serious. She tried though. Maybe Bey needs to take the Adele route and just stand there and serve vocals.

2014 eh. Bruno could get it. Anthony Keidis looks old as fuck. Give it Away slayed. Bruno is gonna be something one day. Great performance of mediocre music!

2015. Why does Katy have a singing career again? Oh Lenny Kravitz, hey boo! The non-Katy bits, or the Katy-adjacent bits (whatever) were not bad. Katy should take to the Jackson Family rule of live performance. AKA don't. This Missy section isn't as exciting as I remember it being. I think my reaction then was based on not having seen her in a decade.

Who voted that all super bowls have to end with a ballad?
 

Touchdown

Banned
So I'm at work wasting the company's money watching old superbowl halftime shows.

1993 was trash. So you come on stage... Stand stock still for a whole minute and proceed to obviously lipsync to your entire show. I need to remember this performance next time one of you flops wanna complain about Beyonce doing her same tired choreography when this charlatain was doing the exact same crotch grabs and foot shuffles from a decade before. GOAT, my left foot. Trash, refuse, garbage. Gross.

2004 was.... eek! I dont know why this year is always touted as the Janet year when Diddy
(trash)
, Nelly
(meh)
, Kid Rock
(i forgot he was even a thing)
and Justin Timberlake
(hey boo)
were all in attendance. What a shit show. I don't know why people think all that reckless choreography is a reasonable substitute for singing a song. But it ain't. And then for them to act like that ending bit wasn't planned is a farce. There was one moment earlier when another dancer attempted to do the same thing to Janet and she slapped her hand away. So either this was a concerted plot to by everyone to expose Janet's nipple ring or she just wanted to have her titty out.

2007 slaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed. That's how you're supposed to do it. Showmanship girls.

2012... Obvious lipsyncing again... Luckily we don't go to Madonna for vocals. The vogue set slayed... Everything else was a pandering to middle america mess. You could tell this was before the tour because she wasnt as limber as she normally is and she almost fell once. She can and does better, despite her advanced age.

2013. The good sis Beyonce was trying waaaaaay too hard. She was determined to let you know she was singing live and she was hitting that choreo so damn hard. It aint that serious. She tried though. Maybe Bey needs to take the Adele route and just stand there and serve vocals.

2014 eh. Bruno could get it. Anthony Keidis looks old as fuck. Give it Away slayed. Bruno is gonna be something one day. Great performance of mediocre music!

2015. Why does Katy have a singing career again? Oh Lenny Kravitz, hey boo! The non-Katy bits, or the Katy-adjacent bits (whatever) were not bad. Katy should take to the Jackson Family rule of live performance. AKA don't. This Missy section isn't as exciting as I remember it being. I think my reaction then was based on not having seen her in a decade.

Who voted that all super bowls have to end with a ballad?

nnnn slay
 

rhandino

Banned
Bruno is already the King of Pop, I'm flabbergasted when some of you proclaim some of those closeted bottoms like Zayn as Kings when they lack any kind of talent or charisma.

The fact that even the Male Adele is also in the gutter as of late doing trash like that Disclosure song and that ruining the best Bond movie
except the ending
with that snorefest.

Ugh.
 

Touchdown

Banned
Bruno is already the King of Pop, I'm flabbergasted when some of you proclaim some of those closeted bottoms like Zayn as Kings when they lack any kind of talent or charisma.

The fact that even the Male Adele is also in the gutter as of late doing trash like that Disclosure song and that ruining the best Bond movie
except the ending
with that snorefest.

Ugh.

Bieber is the current king of pop. Bruno was a fad.
 
Memory is a funny thing young people. There are days when I don't know what day it is. I can't remember my (or any) cell phone number. Hell, I don't remember much of my childhood. But a song can come on, and it could be a song I haven't heard in a decade and I'll instantly remember all the lyrics and adlibs and runs etc. If its a song I really liked I can remember the choreo from the music video.

Anywho I heard such a song today on my way home from work. I first heard this song in the background of an amateur porn video a good 13-14 years ago. It was the dark ages of the internet so the quality wasn't great but I knew it was unmistakeably an *NSYNC song. So I trotted over to the popular filesharing program of the day and started downloading until I found it. We might have still been on 56k at the time so you can imagine my struggle. Nevertheless, I eventually found it and proceeded to get my life.

Here it is!

This may come as a shock to some of you, but back in the day boybands could sing. With harmonies and whatnot. Even outside of the studio. Boy have the times changed.
 

rhandino

Banned
I first heard this song in the background of an amateur porn video a good 13-14 years ago.
Not them f*cking while I'll Never Stop was playing asalsjd;lj;lds

This ancient bop tho

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The fact that all my friends said that the next big star was going to come out of the Backstreet Boys and not N'Sync.

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
im looking for a hew on the level of someone like empress of

Rush Midnight
Petite Noir
Majical Cloudz
Julia Holter
Lauren Halo
Emiliana Torrini
Perfume Genius
Phedre
Mr. Twin Sister
Frankie Rose
Porcelain Raft
Still Corners
 

Frodo

Member
I hope Fifty Shades of Grey takes it.



Leo was good and all in The Revenant, but if he takes it this year it will be more like a consolation prize for all the times he has been nominated. It would be nice if Kate and Leo won this year though.
 

MrV4ltor

Member
I hope Fifty Shades of Grey takes it.



Leo was good and all in The Revenant, but if he takes it this year it will be more like a consolation prize for all the times he has been nominated. It would be nice if Kate and Leo won this year though.

Ew, Kate better not win. I need Brie to come thru and snatch that award. Room was amazing and Jacob Tremblay should've been nominated as well for supporting actor.
 
All my life, I've been waiting for a good time, a good time
(Let me ride, let me ride)
All my life, I've been waiting for a good time, a good time
So let me ride, let me ride
(Let me ride, let me ride)
All my life, I've been waiting for a good time
So let's ride

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
But I don't wan' follow that, that no more
I see myself all over you for sure
You got me breaking all the rules
Let go, let go

If I share my secret, secret, ah ah
Promise you'll keep it, keep it down
If I share my secret, ah ah
No one gets to know 'bout you
No one gets to know 'bout, shh
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Floridian

Member
I'm rooting for Earned It to win. Hopefully the movie's performance doesn't hinder its chances though.

Any winner besides Sam will be fine with me.
 

Frodo

Member
It's also the soundtrack for Fifty Shades of Grey tho and when the crusty, old, white men who vote for these awards saw that, their reaction most likely looked like this:

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It is not like any of them actually watched the Documentary TIHTY plays on. Also, Fifty Shades of Grey winning an Oscar, even a best song one would be HI.LA.RI.OUS
 
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