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[Professor Beef]

Oh baby don't you go
You know I didn't mean it darling
Sweet like the morning light
Gone late into the evening
All I want is to hold you
Make you rock away this feeling for me
Oh baby don't you go
You know I didn't mean it

Until I saw you in my thunderstorm
I didn't see

I wanna be the one that's in your arms
I wanna feel you

I never get to hold you
As long I want to
Remember I told you
You're all that I need, you're all that I need

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Not more tragic that the Britney stanning tho

Anyway, I been in like 2 clubs tonight and both had rihmixes of Work, thanks Rih!

Drag ha

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm feelin'
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feelin'
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feelin'
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feelin'
Untouchable, untouchable

 

[Floridian]

Fuck Taylor

I am SO OVER this "omg look at all these famous friends I have" shtick. Sis, that's LITERALLY the only thing you have going for you. I've listened to 1989 quite a bit in my absence, and I've realized that it literally has like four good songs on it. She's still shit live. Her fashion taste is so tragic now...I can't defend ha anymore. What the FUCK was that Grammy's look? Girl, love yourself.

I trusted you. I loved you once. I took SO MUCH SHIT FOR YOU. But I'm done. I've moved on to bigger and better things. I realized that I don't need to continue to torture myself by being a Swiftie.

I'm free.

Glad you see the light.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My mom wants to come visit me this summer and suggested we take a trip to Vegas to see Knee

How do I break the news to her gently

 

[Vazra]

Smegmah Taintnor stanning... ugh.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My mom wants to come visit me this summer and suggested we take a trip to Vegas to see Knee

How do I break the news to her gently

To be fair, Knee has been p energetic lately.

But hew knows if it will last or if her source code will deteriorate again like Marco Rubio's.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I don't even know who I stan anymore. God. I guess Kelly, Bey, a few indie hews...

 

[Vazra]

I don't even know who I stan anymore. God. I guess Kelly, Bey, a few indie hews...

Cruel Youth

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Cruel Youth

this is cute

 

[Vazra]

"I'm not asking to be the center of attention, i'm not asking you to focus on my clothes"

this is cute

Remember to give Natalia your coins when the album comes out. XOXO

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't even know who I stan anymore. God. I guess Kelly, Bey, a few indie hews...

Overlooking Carly just like the Grammys, smh

 

[Vazra]

Lil Mama - Work Remix (Rihanna & Drake)

Beyond tragic.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Remember to give Natalia your coins when the album comes out. XOXO

Overlooking Carly just like the Grammys, smh

OMG I'M SO SORRY

 

[Blood Diamonds]

sometimes I wonder what Marina was thinking with the Electra Heart era tbh...

 

[You Know Nothing]

sometimes I wonder what Marina was thinking with the Electra Heart era tbh...

Teen Idle justifies its existence tbh.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Teen Idle justifies its existence tbh.

Okay, yeah, Teen Idle is one of Mariner's best songs but the fact that it was c l e a r that all she wanted was some coins in that era...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Okay, yeah, Teen Idle is one of Mariner's best songs but the fact that it was c l e a r that all she wanted was some coins in that era...

Teen Idle
Lies
Power & Control
Fear and Loathing
Buy the Stars
RADIOACTIVE

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Teen Idle
Lies
Power & Control
Fear and Loathing
Buy the Stars
RADIOACTIVE

1)Slay
2)Trash
3)Trash
3)Trash
4)Slay

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

1)Slay
2)Trash
3)Trash
3)Trash
4)Slay

not you calling lies trash

but i mean...you stan lana so i guess i shouldn't be surprised that you have no taste

 

[You Know Nothing]

but i mean...you stan lana so i guess i shouldn't be surprised that you have no taste

Oop.

She stans Honeymoon for fuck's sake. Honeymoon. The album with one good song. Buy Freak on iTunes.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oop.

She stans Honeymoon for fuck's sake. Honeymoon. The album with one good song. Buy Freak on iTunes.

SIS LOVE YOURSELF

YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS TRASH

 

[Touchdown]

My mom wants to come visit me this summer and suggested we take a trip to Vegas to see Knee

How do I break the news to her gently

go see Mimi instead. Her show is fire

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yo when did Jojo release a slay

 

[Blood Diamonds]

not you calling lies trash

but i mean...you stan lana so i guess i shouldn't be surprised that you have no taste

Like, should the person that at one point stanned Taylor Swift and still stans Kelly Clarkson really even be thinking about taste? Because honestly that alone proves you never really had any. Even if you dropped one of the most vile pop acts of our century... you've already been tainted.

 

[Floridian]

This is actually a good album. Gonna add this on the front.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Like, should the person that at one point stanned Taylor Swift and still stans Kelly Clarkson really even be thinking about taste? Because honestly that alone proves you never really had any. Even if you dropped one of the most vile pop acts of our century... you've already been tainted.

But...Kelly is actually wonderful? Not only is she a beautiful ray of sunshine, but she has one of the best voices in the industry? It's more than Lana could ever hope for that's for damn sure.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Yeah, there's a Kelly Clarkson-sized gulf between Hitlor and basically any other pop star not named Katy Perry as far as talent is concerned.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

But...Kelly is actually wonderful? Not only is she a beautiful ball of sunshine, but she has one of the best voices in the industry? It's more than Lana could ever hope for that's for damn sure.

ftfy

Lana's voice has been

Spoiler

slowly

improving. tbh most pop stars can't sing. See: Rihanna, Taylor Swift, anyone who got famous from tumblr, etc.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

A concept: Lana, releasing an album that doesn't sound exactlly like her previous ones

 

[You Know Nothing]

A concept: Lana, releasing an album that doesn't sound exactlly like her previous ones

WHEW,

 

[Styles]

How are your faves doing these days? Still making acclaimed and successful music, I assume?

 

[Tokubetsu]

A concept: Lana, releasing an album that doesn't sound exactlly like her previous ones

because this has worked so well for Gaga

 

[You Know Nothing]

How are your faves doing these days? Still making acclaimed and successful music, I assume?

Stan the soulless Aryan husk I guess.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

A concept: Lana, releasing an album that doesn't sound exactlly like her previous ones

a lot of people complain because lana refuses to do a BTD rehash but okay

you can just feel the evil flowing from this demonic gif

 

[Leona Lewis]

Taylor Swift said she'd love to be Trump's running mate

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

a lot of people complain because lana refuses to do a BTD rehash but okay

but she still manages to rehash her other albums

lmao

 

[You Know Nothing]

a lot of people complain because lana refuses to do a BTD rehash but okay

But dear, Honeymoon is the most Born to Die rehash ever.

Tragic.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Taylor Swift founded Donald Trump's campaign

But dear, Honeymoon is the most Born to Die rehash ever.

Tragic.

Well then, that explains why Honeymoon is so good. Whew.

and also, shouldn't you be praying Ellie Ghoulding does the same? d.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Taylor's snatch is so used that even Donald's microcephalic dick got lost in there

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

God I am so fucking glad I moved 3,000 miles away from Hitlord

I am at peace

 

[Soulscribe]

A concept: Lana, releasing an album that doesn't sound exactlly like her previous ones

Say it

 

[Little Mons†er]

Woke up to a 'Swiftie' trashing their own FAVE and seeing the light.

Today will be good

 

[B-Dex]

 

[Frodo]

Taylor was cute for a second, but her game got old very quickly. Not to mention her pop alberns play like the most cookie cutter, run out of the mill, generic mounted pop songs available. It is clear they put the songs together trying to please GP's need for simplicity and repetition (see the songs following all the same pattern, all the chorus being a basic repetition of four phrases, with the first 3 phrases being basically identical and then it introduces a variation on the 4th one, through the entire album [sing in your head:

{1st} 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
{2nd}And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
{3dr}Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
{4th}I shake it off, I shake it off;

or

{1st} So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames
{2nd}You can tell me when it's over If the high was worth the pain
{3rd}Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane
{4th}'Cause you know I love the players And you love the game;

and it literally is like that through the entire album, with some minor variations, and if you know anything about pop, is that GP loves repetition and easy to follow songs]).

Then you go and say you are a feminist when it is the hype thing to do, but still have a video pitting women against each other (and only used male producers for your albern, like, how many women do you see in this picture besides Hitlor and the hew on the side?)

Not to mention the Spotify and streaming mess with that fake as hell open letter to Apple and everything was literally too much for me to stomach her.

She is literally crossing the line and becoming more unauthentic than Beyoncé.

 

[Vazduh]

I still use most of 1989, though. But mostly thanks to Max Martin, tbh

 

[botty]

I still use most of 1989, though. But mostly thanks to Max Martin, tbh

Yeah...

I don't even like Taylor, but 1989 has some great songs, beautiful songs. Style, Clean, This Love... all really good.

 

[Frodo]

Read bottom to top:

OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGCAN'T WAIT

 

[Vazra]

Read bottom to top:

OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGCAN'T WAIT

With Azealia Banks you need to have the music on your itunes or her soundcloud account to believe. Just saying.

 

[Frodo]

With Azealia Banks you need to have the music on your itunes or her soundcloud account to believe. Just saying.

LALALALALALLALALANOTLISTENING

21st of March! 21st of March!

LALALALALALLALALALLALALALALALA

Spoiler

The fact you didn't lie