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[Bladenic]

In other news former singer Raven-Simon was eviscerated by gay icon Ann Coulter today.

 

[Professor Beef]

In other news former singer Raven-Simon was eviscerated by gay icon Ann Coulter today.

I saw that earlier today. WHEW.

 

[Floridian]

In other news former singer Raven-Simon was eviscerated by gay icon Ann Coulter today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6viDGRWkNU

Got damn

 

[Yado]

I wonder who wrote that quote.

Katy Perry and the Fear of a Female Planet

Heather went in.

 

[Floridian]

Katy Perry and the Fear of a Female Planet

Heather went in.

Katy Perry is a winner, not a loser. She belongs. She is never out of step with anything. She is Über-normal. She is never neurotic and never second-guesses herself. She takes everything at face value. Katy Perry would never disavow fame like Lorde or embrace fame like Swift or ask "Miley, what's good?" like Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry is Mariah Carey without the amazing voice or the bubbly script written in a glitter pen. Katy Perry is Britney Spears without the dance moves and the natural bubbly appeal and the nervous breakdown. Katy Perry is Kate Bush without the everything.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The utter veracity of that quoted paragraph.

 

[Soulscribe]

That was really really harsh. She didn't lie though 😐

 

[cory64]

The fact that Katheryn's scalp could melt glaciers after that.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

replace katy perry with taylor swift and it's just as scalping

what kind of accuracy

 

[Touchdown]

Will any of your [redacted] faves ever have such charming and personable promotional materials?

do semi trucks count?

Katy Perry is Mariah Carey without the amazing voice or the bubbly script written in a glitter pen.

she forgot to mention or the beauty or the charisma or the success

 

[Floridian]

replace katy perry with taylor swift and it's just as scalping

what kind of accuracy

I mean, Taylor is way more safe & Vanilla than Katy but they're both in the "basic" category when it comes to music.

 

[Floridian]

Speaking of scalpings

At its worst, “Kingdom Come” is a sonic copycat of Katy Perry’s 2013 “Dark Horse” and Azalea’s own “Black Widow” from 2014, tracing the pre-chorus of Sia’s “Chandelier” with very see-through graph paper. The real travesty comes when Iggy’s verse kicks in — “Gather around, now I’m back from my holiday / ‘Long live the Queen’ what the people say” — with introductory bars that are both misguided and, if maybe meant to be satirical or winking, arrive with a thud.

Beyond the paltry lyrics, Azalea’s cadence and flow are so completely muddled here that it’s easy to make the argument that the verse was recorded so quickly and haphazardly that nobody thought, “Hey, this could use a Take Two.” She stumbles on her words, stringing syllables together in a marvelous flameout of mush-mouth, measure after measure. Sure, it’s hard to call this the worst verse of the year — SPIN simply hasn’t heard every single rap verse recorded and/or released in 2015 — but of those we’ve come across, and those we’ve listened to with open ears, Iggy Azalea’s rap on “Kingdom Come” is just the absolute worst.

Looks like Iggs just can't win with anything.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I hate azelaiabanns as a person burner music slays tbqh

 

[You Know Nothing]

I hate azelaiabanns as a person burner music slays tbqh

Lay off the liquor, dear.

You're typing like Igloo raps.

 

[Floridian]

I hate azelaiabanns as a person burner music slays tbqh

Was that an Igloo impression?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Lay off the liquor, dear.

You're typing like Igloo raps.

NOOOOOOO DRAG ME TBQH but omg I'm deleting this fat tbqh and OMG
I seriously love azeliA's music but her personality is GARBAJ

and then you have Iggy who is both GARBAJ in therms of personality AND music.

 

[Floridian]

and then you have Iggy who is both GARBAJ in therms of personality AND music.

Pop off

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I'm at a party and my friends are doing things I {DONT} want t o do tbqh so I am taking some chill out time on the living room. So I am catching up on popgaf

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Honestly though buy MANiCURR on iTunes NOW!

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just read that Katheryn Hudson article.

In other words, to Katy Perry, inspiration and "predicting" the next trend (not really predicting but observing the next trend and then acting like you predicted it) are exactly the same thing. In Katy Perry's own words, she's not creating stuff that moves her or wells up from within her. She's doing simple math. This is why her sound is the audio version of something you'd buy on a sale rack at Target. Target sale racks serve their function, but they're not about to move you to tears or piss you off or change the world.

(Shocked no one's shopped Katy's face on the girl tbh)

 

[Vazra]

*Cringe*

 

[You Know Nothing]

God is required to praise Switler lest she be sacrificed at one of Taydolf's Satanic rituals.

 

[Vazra]

I just read that Katheryn Hudson article.

(Shocked no one's shopped Katy's face on the girl tbh)

Too lazy to bother with details and color correction so take whatever this is.

 

[The Flop]

I combed through that Democratic Primary in search of Hilary gifs and I've made a collection here. There weren't a lot, unfortunately. Maybe like, a few good ones with several OK ones.

The thirst for this non presidential candidate.

 

[3phemeral]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Tbh.

That a No Chance Firorina stan is coming for Hillary.

 

[3phemeral]

Tbh.

That a No Chance Firorina stan is coming for Hillary.

Nnnnnnn.

 

[Leona Lewis]

All these flop candidates.

Why even bother when we already have Martin O'Manly?

 

[DOWN]

Is there a gif for when someone has struck you with humor so hard you can hardly breathe? Often where the person providing the humor is oblivious or pathetic? Besides that Eartha Kitt laugh gif

All these flop candidates.

Why even bother when we already have Martin O'Manly?

Looks like he would be like the wife's yoga instructor in some movie about a frustrated wealthy man who is up to antics at work and comes home to a wife getting her glutes stretched by this hunk

 

[3phemeral]

All these flop candidates.

Why even bother when we already have Martin O'Manly?

My, my, he's certainly well preserved.

Is there a gif for when someone has struck you with humor so hard you can hardly breathe? Often where the person providing the humor is oblivious or pathetic? Besides that Eartha Kitt laugh gif

 

[DOWN]

She is breathing just fine but that makes the laughter sting a bit so good option

 

[You Know Nothing]

Annie's WorkX2 is the gayest gay anthem this year. The way she defenestrated Robyn's Love Is Free.

Queen.

 

[DOWN]

Is "Rihsus" a thing?

 

[Matt_]

Selena's Body Heat must be an J Lo reject, right?

 

[Touchdown]

Is there a gif for when someone has struck you with humor so hard you can hardly breathe? Often where the person providing the humor is oblivious or pathetic? Besides that Eartha Kitt laugh gif

When in doubt, turn to New York.

 

[3phemeral]

If any of you used to listen to late 80s synth pop music, The Very Best of Taylor Dane is available Free on

Spoiler

US

Google Play.

Funny thing is that one of her songs popped into my head randomly the other week. My mom used to play her music when I was growing up and there were a few tracks I liked that I've been meaning to pick up.

You may have heard of:

Tell It To My Heart
I'll Always Love You
Love Will Lead You Back
Don't Rush Me

 

[Touchdown]

Everyone should get into this hot new rock jam - The Power of Mariah Carey's Pussy

 

[royalan]

Mariah stans are the Bernie Sanders stans of Pop.

 

[Floridian]

Not sure if anyone here listens to Neon Indian but their new album is pretty good tbh. Check it out

http://www.npr.org/2015/10/12/445367719/first-listen-neon-indian-vega-intl-night-school

 

[Touchdown]

Xtinqta stans are the Santorum stans of POP. Because they both sound like,and are known for, their shit.

 

[Vazduh]

Not sure if anyone here listens to Neon Indian but their new album is pretty good tbh. Check it out

http://www.npr.org/2015/10/12/445367719/first-listen-neon-indian-vega-intl-night-school

Yes, yes, it's a great album.

 

[royalan]

Xtinqta stans are the Santorum stans of POP. Because they both sound like,and are known for, their shit.

Fortunately we all know how the future Queen of the United States feels about our fave...

 

[Touchdown]

Fortunately we all know how the future Queen of the United States feels about our fave...

ddd true. Mariah is more Bill's style.

 

[Souldriver]

First Lana with Florida Kilos and now Demi with Wildfire going after that Phendrana Drifts sound.

 

[3phemeral]

Mariah stans are the Bernie Sanders stans of Pop.

 

[The Flop]

Tbh.

That a No Chance Firorina stan is coming for Hillary.

Edit: Demi's album is ending me.

 

[Floridian]

I quite warmed up to Troye's Talk Me Down. I'll give his future LP a consideration.

 

[Souldriver]

Srsly, Wildfire is a highlight on Demi's album. Loving it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Laurel - Blue Blood

When will Lana? Certainly not on Honeymoon.

And Fiorina nearly bankrupting HP is a track record of accomplishment?

 

[Vazra]

Laurel - Blue Blood

When will Lana? Certainly not on Honeymoon.

Her voice annoys me at some parts.