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[Phonomezer]

Eh, she's got flawless taste, tbh...

I can see her future and it looks like ass.


It's like one of those Magic Eye pictures

 

[PhoenixDark]

This gif *.*

I want to eat that

 

[Trigger]

I wish Xtina would dress more flattering all the time. 2013 should be the Year of Non-Stop Lotus Promo now that she doesn't have The Voice.

 

[Nemesis_]

She is unemployed.

Hobotina Gonnorheaguilera is coming

 

[Cynosure]

btw your thread about that expired Sony hardware had me rolling

you said you posted it in ATRL



link please

 

[Dr. Malik]

you said you posted it in ATRL



link please

I was but then I saw that it was a few days old, figured someone else might have done it already and gotten it locked.

 

[royalan]

Ask anybody
I'm rich
Homie, I got plenty.

Spoiler

Still bop to this, tbh

 

[Touchdown]

 

[Leona Lewis]

The lyrics to "All I Want For Christmas" are some of the most genius in pop history. The object of the singer's desire can really be anything - another person, world peace, an electric vibrating dildo.

It's no wonder why its flawless impact will endure for many Christmases to come and ultimately outlive us all.

 

[B-Dex]

The lyrics to "All I Want For Christmas" are some of the most genius in pop history. The object of the singer's desire can really be anything - another person, world peace, an electric vibrating dildo.

It's no wonder why its flawless impact will endure for many Christmases to come and ultimately outlive us all.

What do you think about "My Hands"?

ALSO

I've turned into Fatina Aguidonalds tonight.

Couldn't resist getting a McChicken and I added cheese.

 

[Mumei]

She is unemployed.

Hobotina Gonnorheaguilera is coming

Bless Roy for starting this wonderful trend of creating the most hilarious portmanteaus with her name.

You are a bigger driveby Mariah stan than I am.

Spoiler

<3

 

[Majmun]

I want to eat that

Exactly *.*

 

[Bladenic]

Exactly *.*

 

[Phonomezer]

 

[Nemesis_]

I want to eat that

I actually cannot think of anything worse.

 

[Bladenic]

I actually cannot think of anything worse.

Amen.

 

[Nemesis_]

Shakira is so cute, what an upgrade and a blessing that The Voice will be receiving this coming year.

 

[Bladenic]

Shakira is so cute, what an upgrade and a blessing that The Voice will be receiving this coming year.

She is the object of my desire.

This super nerdy lesbian on Supernatural was stanning Robyn. Her main demographic, I'm sure.

 

[Vazra]

Shakira is so cute, what an upgrade and a blessing that The Voice will be receiving this coming year.

But she can't sing.

EDIT: Its like having Nicki Minaj as a judge on a singing competition. Oops kiiii.

 

[Nemesis_]

But she can't sing.

Any more than Lotus era Xtina?

Also don't you stan Jessie J?

 

[Vazra]

Any more than Lotus era Xtina?

Also don't you stan Jessie J?

Jessie J outsings Shakira, that she goes apeshit crazy with overdone Melisma and identity issues which its another story. BTW I can tell all Jessie J problems without issues. I dont stan her. Kimbra and Lana are another story and I dont get bothered like the Xtincta fans by comments

At least Jessie doesnt sound like the Colombian Goat. As for Xtina I can't defend it when live she sounds like a boiling pot. (She should work for Googoosha)

Spoiler

I liked Shakira until "Donde Estan Los Ladrones" the newer sounds simply didnt click

 

[Nemesis_]

The Xtincta comment was not really for you tbh.

Where the fuck are my ballots btw, I need to begin the caculations.

 

[Mau ®]

OMFGGGGG MTV just dragged UnemployedTINA WelfareLERA through the mud

Some choice quotes:

Lotus debuted at #7 on the top 200, behind new albums like the "Breaking Dawn" soundtrack, the Weeknd's Trilogy (the overwhelming majority of which was available for free online last year) and Soundgarden's King Animal. And, somewhat tellingly, it came nowhere close to matching the sales of Taylor Swift's Red &#8212; currently in its fourth week of release &#8212; or One Direction's Take Me Home, which outsold Lotus by nearly 500,000 copies.

Aguilera has had only three solo #1's on the Billboard Hot 100, and two of them came during the Clinton administration.

So why has Aguilera failed to replicate the dominance of fellow pop stars like Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Rihanna or Beyoncé? There are plenty of theories &#8212; the prevailing thoughts (whether real or imagined) that she's not as likable as Perry or Bey, does not work overtime to channel the same outsider spirit as Gaga (and therefore isn't as relatable) or simply hasn't been as smart with her choices as someone like Rih Rih

Perhaps the truth of the matter lies in her lack of singles success, because it suggests that Aguilera is no longer a pop star; she's a niche artist.

Spoiler

The article does have some cute quotes about ha but its MTV. They cant be harsh THAT to an artist at the end of the day kiiiii

 

[Vazra]

OMFGGGGG MTV just dragged UnemployedTINA WelfareLERA through the mud

Some choice quotes:

Hmmm I think its not even niche its more of a hipster way of liking it which isn't a niche its just ironic.

 

[B-Dex]

OMFGGGGG MTV just dragged UnemployedTINA WelfareLERA through the mud

Some choice quotes:

Spoiler

The article does have some cute quotes about ha but its MTV. They cant be harsh THAT to an artist at the end of the day kiiiii

MTV dragging anyone in the music biz.... kiiiiiiiiiiiiii When was the last time they played any music?

 

[Mau ®]

MTV dragging anyone in the music biz.... kiiiiiiiiiiiiii When was the last time they played any music?

When Xtina had her last solo #1 hit

 

[paperheart]

Sitting here, listening to the Born This Way album. Still PRESSED that GH and HML didn't get music videos. They would have been iconic.

Oh, and <3 Pupi. *winks*

 

[Vazra]

MTV dragging anyone in the music biz.... kiiiiiiiiiiiiii When was the last time they played any music?

I'm gonna agree with this.

Spoiler

First time to agree with B-Dex... Time to get drunk on Mountain Dew.

Oh, and <3 Pupi. *winks*

 

[Mau ®]

TOP 20
1. BRUNO MARS - Locked Out Of Heaven: 195.713 (+ 2.234)
2. RIHANNA - Diamonds: 188.058 (- 0.813)
3. LUMINEERS - Ho Hey: 147.808 (+ 2.161)
4. MAROON 5 – One More Night: 135.810 (- 0.075)
5. NE-YO - Let Me Love You: 121.893 (- 1.375)
6. FLO RIDA - I Cry: 121.383 (+ 0.332)
7. KE$HA - Die Young: 110.680 (- 5.122)
8. PHILLIP PHILLIPS – Home: 105.487 (+ 0.723)
9. FUN. – Some Nights: 98.416 (- 1.658)
10. PINK - Try: 95.166 (+ 0.969)
11. JUSTIN BIEBER - Beauty And A Beat f/N. Minaj: 91.971 (+ 2.382)
12. ED SHEERAN - The A Team: 86.821 (+ 0.192)
13. MIGUEL - Adorn: 82.155 (- 0.746)
14. TAYLOR SWIFT - I Knew You Were Trouble: 79.287 (+ 2.748) BIGGEST UPDATE!!!
15. SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA - Don't You Worry Child: 74.814 (+ 1.837)
16. ALEX CLARE – Too Close: 71.099 (- 1.057)
17. ALICIA KEYS - Girl On Fire: 68.306 (+ 0.639)
18. JUSTIN MOORE - 'Til My Last Day: 64.041 (- 0.203)
19. KIP MOORE - Beer Money: 62.521 (- 0.613)
20. ZAC BROWN BAND - Goodbye In Her Eyes: 61.805 (+ 0.710) &#9650;

OUTRAS
FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE - Cruise: 60.845 (- 1.137) &#9660;
IMAGINE DRAGONS - It's Time: 56.196 (+ 0.645)
PITBULL - Don't Stop The Party: 51.073 (+ 0.100)
MARIAH CAREY - All I Want For Christmas Is...: 50.810 (+ 1.873)
KELLY CLARKSON - Catch My Breath: 48.627 (+ 0.799)
WILL.I.AM & BRITNEY SPEARS - Scream And Shout: 44.641 (+ 1.200)
CALVIN HARRIS - Sweet Nothing f/Florence Welch: 44.337 (+ 1.044)
TAYLOR SWIFT - Begin Again: 40.469 (- 0.192)
MAROON 5 - Daylight: 38.749 (+ 0.186)
MUMFORD & SONS – I Will Wait: 36.971 (+ 0.125)
THE SCRIPT - Hall Of Fame f/will.i.am: 34.435 (+ 0.560)
OF MONSTERS AND MEN - Little Talks: 33.518 (+ 0.212)
ONE DIRECTION - Little Things: 29.023 (+ 0.889)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD - Two Black Cadillacs: 27.267 (+ 1.315)
MUSE – Madness: 21.794 (+ 0.058)
KE$HA - C'mon: 11.769 (+ 1.690)

Curiosidades:
RANDY HOUSER - How Country Feels: 53.574
C. AGUILERA & B. SHELTON - Just A Fool: 3.678 (+ 0.173)

 

[Bladenic]

Lol Shakira can't sing. I've heard it all now. Comparing her to Shitty Garbaj. The cherry on top of the idiot sundae.

And yes, it's MTV. But did they lie? The only issue is they called her niche, which lends credence to Botty's argument...

 

[paperheart]

So, this Foxes female that is on Zedd's album is quite good, imo. Her EP is aptly titled Warrior. I might stan ha.

 

[Mau ®]

Lol Shakira can't sing. I've heard it all now. Comparing her to Shitty Garbaj. The cherry on top of the idiot sundae.

I wish I could RT this.

It really is telling how ignorant these hoes are of the LATIN QUEEN'S incredible career, which has lasted about 10 times more of that of Garbaj.

 

[Bladenic]

So, this Foxes female that is on Zedd's album is quite good, imo. Her EP is aptly titled Warrior. I might stan ha.

I need to listen to ha.

 

[Nemesis_]

 

[Vazra]

Lol Shakira can't sing. I've heard it all now. Comparing her to Shitty Garbaj. The cherry on top of the idiot sundae.

And yes, it's MTV. But did they lie? The only issue is they called her niche, which lends credence to Botty's argument...

Oh well I'll give Shakira credit. She sings better than Garbaj and Britney.


And no lies detected on the MTV article.

 

[Bladenic]

New horror movie icon.

 

[paperheart]

SCREAMING at that Jessie J mask.

Laughing till I cry.

 

[Vazra]

Cultural

 

[Nemesis_]

Cultural

$2.99

 

[Vazra]

$2.99

When will Shakira get a celebrity mask tho?

 

[Nemesis_]

When will Shakira get a celebrity mask tho?

Shakira stans probably don't need to cover their faces

 

[Vazra]

Shakira stans probably don't need to cover their faces

They dont need to cover their faces, they need a body bag.

 

[B-Dex]

Too bad Madge beat her to the mask punch.

 

[paperheart]

I expect a Madonna mask to be made one day. I know that would give me nightmares.

Edit: Beaten.

 

[Vazra]

Too bad Madge beat her to the mask punch.

Now that is iconic.

 

[Nemesis_]

They dont need to cover their faces, they need a body bag.

Too bad Madge beat her to the mask punch.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Sitting here, listening to the Born This Way album. Still PRESSED that GH and HML didn't get music videos. They would have been iconic.

lol I never even got around to buying BTW.... I need to at some point just so I can say I own all her albums.

 

[Nemesis_]

For those who stan the children:

January 29th

1. ‘Boyfriend’
2. ‘As Long as You Love Me’
3. ‘Beauty and a Beat’
4. ‘She Don’t Like the Lights’
5. ‘Take You’
6. ‘Be Alright’
7. ‘All Around the World’
8. ‘Track 8&#8242;​

 

[Mau ®]

For those who stan the children:

January 29th

1. ‘Boyfriend’
2. ‘As Long as You Love Me’
3. ‘Beauty and a Beat’
4. ‘She Don’t Like the Lights’
5. ‘Take You’
6. ‘Be Alright’
7. ‘All Around the World’
8. ‘Track 8&#8242;​

 

[Vazra]

Fey - Azúcar Amargo
Fey - Muévelo

Childhood memories coming back.