I don't typically care for or promote metacritic, but I thought this was hilarious:
I actually haven't listened to the album, but let me have a listen and see if these reviewers are full of shit.
After the criticism Robin caught for his Blurred Lines video, I wouldn't put it past reviewers to have a chip on their shoulder. And we already know those same reviewers are lining up to floss their teeth with Justin's still-attached pubes and shower him with praise for "bringing back R&B" regardless of what his next album actually sounds like.