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[Vazra]

Multiple #1 singles, check
Multiple platinum albums, check
Multiple 300M videos on YT, check
Atrocious acting career, check
Brand expansion into non-music ventures, check
#1 album, check
Crossover AC smash, check
Crossover Urban smash, check
Sustained relevance over many years, check
Massive world tour with stadium dates, check

hmm what don't she have now?

A smaller forehead

 

[Mau ®]

I suppose a flop era is coming soon :/

I've been having this feeling too :/

 

[cory64]

She doesn't have an iconic award yet, but that's coming Sunday.

So idk. She's done so much.

I suppose a flop era is coming soon :/

oop I forgot to mention ha grammys and ha critical acclaim tew

I thought we'd be entering a flop period but then The Monster came in for a quick slay

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Multiple #1 singles, check
Multiple platinum albums, check
Multiple 300M videos on YT, check
Atrocious acting career, check
Brand expansion into non-music ventures, check
#1 album, check
Crossover AC smash, check
Crossover Urban smash, check
Sustained relevance over many years, check
Massive world tour with stadium dates, check

hmm what don't she have now?

a fanbase of homosexuals

 

[cory64]

a fanbase of homosexuals

well there's me and DMJ and Mau and... shit you're right

 

[Styles]

well there's me and DMJ and Mau and... shit you're right

you forgot botty, bro

 

[cory64]

you forgot botty, bro

Botty only stans Phresh out the Jesusway tho

 

[DMeisterJ]

well there's me and DMJ and Mau and... shit you're right

you forgot botty, bro

 

[Styles]

Botty only stans Phresh out the Jesusway tho

oh i thought xtina/mariah/rih was his trinitiy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like Rihanna. But I don't know if I'd consider her one of my main faves.

So oop. Looks like Crumpet was righT.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I like Rihanna. But I don't know if I'd consider her one of my main faves.

So oop. Looks like Crumpet was righT.

But how do you feel about Taysus?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd choose Taylord over Rihanna if I had to choose.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Thank the lord. There's hope for you yet, child.

 

[Mumei]

We Are America - Esperanza Spalding

I love this woman.

Edit: Janelle also makes a cameo~

 

[Aguila]

Once upon a time, I was listening to Björk. There was a moment where I thought I finally "got" her, but the moment passed. The End.

 

[Mau ®]

11. KATY PERRY - Unconditionally: 77.857 (+ 0.174)

And the video didn't have much effect on her sales. Not looking too good for this one :S

First Katy single I really like since her magnum opus Teenage Dream kiiiii

 

[You Know Nothing]

Good. Unconditionally is horrid and deserves to flop.

 

[Styles]

11. KATY PERRY - Unconditionally: 77.857 (+ 0.174)

And the video didn't have much effect on her sales. Not looking too good for this one :S

First Katy single I really like since her magnum opus Teenage Dream kiiiii

oh

 

[DMeisterJ]

With "unconditionally" flopping... Is the monster going to be THE song of the winter?

 

[Poker Face]

With "unconditionally" flopping... Is the monster going to be THE song of the winter?

probably unless gags manages a miracle with DWUW, and that most likely won't happen.

 

[Styles]

I'm still pressed that Hewno blocked Lord from the number 1 stop last Christmas.

Stupd streaming bullshit

 

[Mau ®]

Poor Katy.

Oh well...not everybody can slay with a ballad.

 

[Aguila]

Meanwhile

ELLIE GOULDING – Burn: 20.035 (+0.828)
iTunes: #26

 

[You Know Nothing]

God is coming. Leonard is in a corner crying.

 

[Yoshiya]

now that we know bey's curse indeed smote the other girls, can we reevaluate that (conjoined) bop? best thing she's done this year.

waiT for her return

 

[Aguila]

God is coming. Leonard is in a corner crying.

Poor it. Maybe it can wish for a brush to control its mane instead of a successful single this xmas.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Poor it. Maybe it can wish for a brush to control its mane instead of a successful single this xmas.

ddddddd

RIP Leona's career

Edit: Wait, did she even have a career?

 

[DMeisterJ]

now that we know bey's curse indeed smote the other girls, can we reevaluate that (conjoined) bop? best thing she's done this year.

waiT for her return

I'm kinda glad that Rihanna didn't end up on Sexxx Dreams. With Gaga carrying the Bey curse, it could have easily been transferred to Rihanna D:

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I totes forgot about Bleeding Love and Echo. I take back my edit.

 

[Styles]

ddddddd

RIP Leona's career

Edit: Wait, did she even have a career?

Bleeding Love

And My Hands for Final Fantasy XIII

 

[xaosslug]

Poor Katy.

Oh well...not everybody can slay with a ballad.

Stay didn't slay, tho. I mean

 

[Mau ®]

In LATIN news, Shakira is recording something and she looks flawless while doing so. I swear she gets better as she ages. lordT

Stay didn't slay, tho. I mean

Wat.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Bleeding Love

And My Hands for Final Fantasy XIII

Yeah I totes forgot about Echo. ooP.

 

[B-Dex]

BOTTY

Jared Leto is a mess in his new movie. Explain your mancrush now.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

omg, the things I accidentally come across:

1998
Kylie
Japanese producer
Geisha costume
NYC subway
A SONG ABOUT FONTS

 

[patrickthehedgehog]

omg, the things I accidentally come across:

1998
Kylie
Japanese producer
Geisha costume
NYC subway
A SONG ABOUT FONTS

I love G.B.I.!

 

[cory64]

omg, the things I accidentally come across:

1998
Kylie
Japanese producer
Geisha costume
NYC subway
A SONG ABOUT FONTS

GURL
I posted this weeks ago ;___;

 

[Matt_]

I met a monster out in the wild last night. We connected it was so nice
She SCHOOLED the non beleivers in the meaning of ARTPOP. Soul would have been so proud.

We played Gypsy and even the haters liked it

 

[twobear]

Rihanna, Global ICON and QUEEN of POP has had the latest receipts posted for her Diamonds World Tour. With 86 shows reporting in, she has clocked over 138 Million Dollars ! That's more than some of your fave's most successful tours. The singles artist also has a top 10 selling album according to Billboard. So the Singles Artist, also sells albums and makes hundreds of millions of dollars touring.

Is your fave a triple threat like mine?

Slay a bit Rih. At least some girls are not trapped in struggles at the moment.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

well there's me and DMJ and Mau and... shit you're right

 

[Mumei]

Poor Katy.

Oh well...not everybody can slay with a ballad.

Unconditionally has to be the least ballad-y ballad I've heard in a long time, now that you mention it. She just seems to muddle her way through the verses until she can yell UNCONDITIONALLY repeatedly.

 

[Aguila]

Official Tropico teaser.

Coming December 5 to local YouTubes near you.

 

[Yado]

Official Tropico teaser.

Coming December 5 to local YouTubes near you.

Finally.

 

[royalan]

Official Tropico teaser.

Coming December 5 to local YouTubes near you.

Ohhh, this actually looks good.

Slay, Lana Del Sundance.

 

[Soulscribe]

I'm happy for Rihanna, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Truly I am. They really prove that you don't need to be much or have much to say as long as you have a talented team around you. The age of people being successful because of their own greatness is over I guess. The Britney era is back!

 

[twobear]

I'm happy for Rihanna, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Truly I am. They really prove that you don't need to be much or have much to say as long as you have a talented team around you. The age of people being successful because of their own greatness is over I guess. The Britney era is back!

Yaaaaaaaasss, seethe that Gaga's mediocre album has had a mediocre reception.

 

[royalan]

I'm happy for Rihanna, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Truly I am. They really prove that you don't need to be much or have much to say as long as you have a talented team around you. The age of people being successful because of their own greatness is over I guess. The Britney era is back!

This bitter shade. I LIVE

 

[Peru]

The bitterness over the fact taht someone more self-made than Gaga ever was could outperform her. Pitiful sight.

 

[Matt_]

Official Tropico teaser.

Coming December 5 to local YouTubes near you.

This looks AMAZING
The Dalai Lana coming to purify the music scene

 

[Trigger]

I'm happy for Rihanna, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Truly I am. They really prove that you don't need to be much or have much to say as long as you have a talented team around you. The age of people being successful because of their own greatness is over I guess. The Britney era is back!

I wouldn't expect you of all people to let bitterness color your perspective on other artists this way.