Booty Patrol
Banned
She needs to just perform at the VMAs, She's above premiering new material on that flop ass award show.
Dear Azealia Banks:
I wish I could start this off with Tyra Banks’ “WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!” Fact is, most people weren’t rooting for you because you alienated the absolute hell out of the general public over and over again with your Twitter tirades and the numerous beefs with your peers they inspired.
For a millisecond, you were the wet dream for those of us longing to see you capitalize on Nicki Minaj kicking the door back open for female rappers. Unfortunately, it didn’t take you long to basically become the Crypt Keeper of said dreams.
Oh, sis. Didn’t we almost have it all?
Now, you’re probably still on a high from being released by your former label, Universal Music. You’ve been out here tweeting “I’S IS FREE!!!!!” and comparing yourself to Miss Celie. I don’t know you’re so giddy, though. All this has done is make certain that’ll even take longer for you to release a full-fledged album. That is, if you ever do. Not to mention, your label-less life lends further credence to the theory that you’re basically Foxy Brown without the hits. (Royalan Note: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
It makes me so sad that we’ll probably never catch you at the hot spot. Even sadder is that even if you kept the deal with Universal and dropped an album (finally) featuring you and Jesus’ remake of “The Whisper Song,” it’d still only get nominal attention, because again, so many people curse the day you were allowed Internet access.
To be fair, you have been correct in your assessment that if you were a female rapper apart of a male-dominated crew as opposed to a lone horse, you probably wouldn’t face half of the disrespect you’ve faced at some of your male rapping peers. However, whereas T.I. could’ve minded his business the first time you (rightly) took shots at Iggy Azalea for being a phony, you’ve kept the bickering going – most recently taking an unnecessary shot at his wife.
Speaking of unnecessary, here's a breakdown of your feuds:
Kanye West
Nicki Minaj
Pharrell
Lady Gaga
Kreayshawn
Dominique Young Unique
Lil’ Kim
Jim Jones
Angel Haze
Perez Hilton
Diplo
Rita Ora
Lily Allen
A$AP Rocky
Some of these people I wouldn’t donate saliva to in a five-alarm fire and a few came for you first as opposed to the other way around. Two things, however: You don’t always have to go tit-for-tat with someone (beloved), and somewhere along the way, you should’ve been a little more self-aware and concluded that if people think you’re argumentative, perhaps you’ve could given your password to a publicist who wants to earn their paycheck.
In the past, I’ve defended you from accusations that you’re homophobic given you yourself are a bisexual woman, who if anything, took “in house” drama to a space where most wouldn’t get it.
Even so, you have had a knack for attacking men by calling them soft – which is ironic coming from a person who has complained about sexism.
So let’s summarize: You fight too damn much online. You got in trouble for using a gay slur. You beefed with management and top recording artists and hit making producers. This is the recipe for a gumbo of failure. Or better yet, this is like spitting in God’s face and then praying for $10.
It’s all a pity because your 1991 EP is fantastic and your Fantasea mixtape was a very nice teaser for that album we still haven't gotten. But again, the only folks who care to listen are those who have been committed to you –- and even many of them are ready to give it up, turn it loose, too.
I was one of the people cheering you on the sidelines, but I’ve since decided to occupy my time waiting for a thing more likely to happen than you ever becoming the big star you should already be: Joseline Hernandez performing at the inauguration of the first gay and agnostic Negro president.
I’m hopeful that maybe, just maybe, you’ll manage to somehow learn from your mistakes and sign with some other label who can help restore your image. I’m doubtful given you seem to still be reckless, self-destructive, and someone who doesn’t know when to quit.
If anything, you’re the first of many recording artists who will fall victim to their social media feeds. We’ll always have “212,” though. I’m sure that’s good enough to get you an episode of Unsung.
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Does Azealia have some intern bothered? At least it gave her some promo.
Stefan;122382022 said:The single will be announced within the next 3 weeks and will have its debut performance at the VMAs.
And apparently, She'll be debuting new songs at the iHeartRadio Music Festiva(Sept 19th)!
The punch is imminent.
You better give promo to Imminent Music Supernova JoJo! 😍
I have a feeling she'll have a Beyoncé or JoJo-like upward trajectory. In other words, some bad habits, but nothing so dire that the overall strength of her musicality can't overcome.
No one will ever experience a Sohyang-like upward trajectory, however. It is spoken.
Really? That's disappointing.She's actually only two years younger than Jojo, come to think of it. I wish her voice had a bit... more to it. I like what she does with it, but the voice itself just isn't that interesting. Oh, well.
Really? That's disappointing.
I thought she was some tween amateur waiting to blossom, but she's already old enough to consume alcohol in a DVDA film.
Yeah, her voice sounds "immature" in that way; like it's the voice of a teenager, I guess.
Buy Heavy Metal and Reflective on July 29.
I did enjoy that riff. But I agree with you on her voice lacking that something.
Not all singers are born with that oomph!
Tori Kelly, ja?
There's no doubt that she's incredibly talented, even when she was 11 years old. But I do agree that there's something about her voice that doesn't sit well with me. Her riffs agility are unreal, but there's a.. Shallowness to her voice. There's not much richness and depth to it, IMO o___o.
Props to her tho. To be able to sing a song off of Christina's Stripped album like THAT is pretty commendable :3
o____oalso her personality irritates me WAY less than Ariana's oop.
I'm too tired to be shady, so I agree.
That is precisely the issue. It's the same issue I have with Ariana, actually.
I can't speak to the way it feels in the throat as well as you could, but I think it's mostly nature - and for some singers, age, health issues, or bad habits introduce a huskiness that can make a voice sound "fuller" somewhat. Mariah's voice took on a weightiness around her Music Box era, for instance, that slowly turned into a husky tone that was most pleasing in 2002-2003.Yep, me too!! <3 That's why I also find it weird that she's constantly compared to Mariah Carey just because of her range.
Yes, she has an amazing range, but she lacks that volume and fullness in her voice that Mariah had, in my opinion o__o.
I've been singing and training for years, but I don't really know if that depth is something singers can truly work on improving, or if it's just the natural tonality and timbre in their voice . I feel like it might be more "nature" rather than "nurture", though!
I can't speak to the way it feels in the throat as well as you could, but I think it's mostly nature - and for some singers, age, health issues, or bad habits introduce a huskiness that can make a voice sound "fuller" somewhat. Mariah's voice took on a weightiness around her Music Box era, for instance, that slowly turned into a husky tone that was most pleasing in 2002-2003.
Beyoncé's voice in Destiny's Child (final album aside) and her debut solo era was quite shrill and thin to my ears. She's done an anti-Xtina and worked up her technique to an incredibly high level. She kind of grew into a fuller voice because of what she learned from her experience in Dreamgirls*, even though she's still no Whitney or Mariah.
I can't think of any other singers whose voices "embiggened" without the use of steroids (hi Kelly Clarkson) or Camel cigarettes, though.
*Jennifer Hudson wasn't taking any notes.
Haha!! <3 Someone actually asked me this a couple weeks ago or so!I was gonna ask...
BlueBadger
You've been here long enough, so the question must be posed...
How do you feel about The Legend
The Voice of Our Generation
The Original Queen of Durrty
Christina Maria Aguilera?
Oohhhhh
Ooo-ohhhh
Troubleeeeeeee
Stefan;122405182 said:A piano version of IKYWT: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mvdrs5EhZT1qc29l8o1.mp3#_=_
Those ad-libs at the end are punching.
And so does the melody.
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Where the lie at tho?
welcome, sis!!
Not sure about the song yet but yaaaas at Lily using Glastonbury in her new video. The title makes me think of Duke Dumont tho.
As Long As I Got You
You're exactly right, which is why it's so strange that people keep comparing Britney to Madonna.
No one remembers Janet Jackson except for fomos while Britney remains the princess of pop with a better discography
Stefan™;122405182 said:A piano version of IKYWT: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mvdrs5EhZT1qc29l8o1.mp3#_=_
Those ad-libs at the end are punching.
And so does the melody.
Janet Jackson has had a longer, more fruitful career, plus Britney never had the inconvenience of competing head-to-head with Madonna and Mariah Carey for a decade-plus. The early 2000s was a pretty open field in the "pop diva" space.