After yet another informercial, the camera shifts back to LP, bundled up in a white coat, white scarf, and a single white glove.
"Hmm, oh, we're live? Don't mind the winter outfit, they shut off the heat. I also lost a glove. While I look for it, here's cabot!"
The scene goes to cabot standing a crowd of people, all of them walking backwards.
"cabot?"
"Oh hi LP, I'm in a moonwalking flash mob. And yes I realize the implications of "moon" and "flash" being in the same sentence. In fact-"
"We're a family show."
cabot frowns. "Anyway, this flash mob is being led by the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson!"
LP raises a finger (not the middle one). "Uh, slight problem-"
"Yeah I know, but what if he's not really dead, like Elvis or Biggie? Just look!" The camera turns to a man with a hat naturally obscuring his face, dancing flawlessly.
LP puts his head down into his open hand, spawning a
new meme endlessly quoted gif badly edited Youtube video watched by 3 people.
A sudden screeching noise interrupts the mob. As the cameraman backs away, a car fishtails through the crowd and plows into the MJ imposter... only to go right through him, coming to a crashing halt as it impacts an object covered by a tarp.
cabot stops screaming and picks himself up off the ground. "Wow no one got hurt."
"Except your dignity."
"I have dignity?" cabot walks over and pulls the tarp off the object, which is giving off smoke and sparks. "A hologram projector. Huh."
Nearby, the driver of the car gets out and is promptly hauled away by police.
"I guess you could say MJ was struck by... a smooth criminal."
"That was... bad."
LP shrugs. "We'll be right back."
Kalor has been ejected from the game!
Greetings! Welcome to
#popMAFIA!
You are
Michael Jackson.
You’re sensational, and much like the video to your
#AMAZEBALLS hit THRILLER, you’re back from the dead. Sure, there’s some murkiness around your life and uh… activities, but this is
#popMAFIA, so just pretend it never happened, like almost all of your fans!
For inspiration, your Spotify page is
HERE
You are aligned with TOWN.
You are an Ordinary Villager. You wield the most deadly of powers, those of discussion and voting.
The game thread is:
HERE
If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.
You win when you eliminate the SCUM team.
DAY 3 STARTS: