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[zoukka]

jesus fucking christ like 10 times a day

I'm uncut and it just feels too fucking good not too.

Jesus christ get out of your house.

 

[Monocle]

No joke, this is in my home town:

Best thing ever was when the KFC had "Breast Meal: $4.99" on their sign. I made it a point to return with a camera and took a picture (I don't have the picture. It's in storage somewhere -- it was a "real" photo before digital cameras ;_

Lololol, I must be a walking biohazard by now. I hope you're viewing this post from the safety of a hazmat suit.

 

[temp]

Man, the thing about this is that I have a lot more free time now.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Well look up a girl called Angel Dickens.

 

[temp]

Not gon' do it. Wouldn't be prudent.

 

[dialmydrive]

If this is true I'll chop my penis. Seriously.

Let's not go crazy.

 

[ajf009]

Well look up a girl called Angel Dickens.

why? she looks like she's 15

 

[Esch]

Yeah, if i was going to break my no fapping stretch i'd pick a hotter girl.

10? 11 days now? Still feels weird man.

 

[R2D4]

why? she looks like she's 15

Isn't that the point?

 

[Radec]

I think I'm improving..

My daily dose of masturbation is over. Last time I did it was like 4 days ago.

Feels meh for now, but I guess in the long run It'll be great,,

<3 this thread.

 

[D23]

i just want to say that i love this thread cause im not the only one

can you guys get hard when your drunk? i was pretty drunk last weekend and i couldnt get it up, it was so embarrassing, my girl was like.. wtf is going on....

 

[Shorty]

i just want to say that i love this thread cause im not the only one

can you guys get hard when your drunk? i was pretty drunk last weekend and i couldnt get it up, it was so embarrassing, my girl was like.. wtf is going on....

I perform better when I'm drunk.

 

[Spire]

I think it's a phase. It was probably true at some point in my life but these days I don't need porn to get off, in fact I really don't use it that much anymore.

 

[LakeEarth]

I've limited myself to looking at porn once a week max. What? Like I can go cold turkey.

 

[Suairyu]

I've limited myself to looking at porn once a week max. What? Like I can go cold turkey.

Long run, it's better to go cold turkey. You're still stimulating your brain chemicals in the same (allegedly destructive) way right now, just less frequently.

 

[Submarino Conversível]

I figured it was the porn that was messing with my ejaculatory potential. Coupled with the pills I take. A lot of frustration in the bad (and floor sometimes), man.

If wasn't for hands and tongue I would be fucked (or not fucked, lol). It is very frustrating, for you and the girl.

I had a good experience last week.

One week without masturbating and looking at any porn.

Had a birthday party on saturday, something changed on me, on a way that girls started to notice. All my girl friends commented on that fact, that I was more attractive for some reason.

I was just feeling good in my skin, probably was looking confident, no need to prove nothing guy.

Feels good, never attracted that much female attention without doing nothing.

Definitely worth the pains of going cold turkey, something I started doing wednesday.

 

[Coeliacus]

Challenge excepted.
This and it's been a couple of weeks break from the gym have killed my motivation lately.

 

[LCGeek]

I can deal without the porn but not using my imagination be it masturbating or with another just sounds crazy.

 

[Woody Invincible]

I have not fapped in 2 weeks, nor looked at porn. Since then, I am more sexually aroused. I have no problems getting hard and staying hard anymore, and the girlfriend is a happy little camper. No regrets whatsoever.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Yay. Down with porn.

 

[Anteater]

Well look up a girl called Angel Dickens.

http://i56.tinypic.com/15ydbhs.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

I really like that picture in the back

 

[SmokyDave]

I have not fapped in 2 weeks, nor looked at porn. Since then, I am more sexually aroused. I have no problems getting hard and staying hard anymore, and the girlfriend is a happy little camper. No regrets whatsoever.

Your name is Woody Invincible.

Edit: My missus has been away for a month and I've avoided porn and masturbation whilst she's been away. I feel like I could fuck through a concrete wall. Fortunately she returns on Friday and I've booked us a nice dirty weekend...

 

[Kinyou]

No joke, this is in my home town:

Best thing ever was when the KFC had "Breast Meal: $4.99" on their sign. I made it a point to return with a camera and took a picture (I don't have the picture. It's in storage somewhere -- it was a "real" photo before digital cameras ;_

lol, isn't that the little kid from Sin City? Maybe someone should call them about copyright infringement

 

[iKeepPlaying]

Your name is Woody Invincible.

Edit: My missus has been away for a month and I've avoided porn and masturbation whilst she's been away. I feel like I could fuck through a concrete wall. Fortunately she returns on Friday and I've booked us a nice dirty weekend...

A month without "anything"?
Damn, and I thought I was already a pro with 21 days without even touching my penis (except for cleaning it or peeing)

 

[dwu8991]

It gets really bad when ordinary porn doesn't cut it any more.

So try lesbians, that turns me on!

 

[Wazzim]

I tried not fapping for 3 weeks in the summer holiday but all it does is make you super horny.

 

[Psychotext]

It's funny, I've been so busy lately that I wouldn't even have time to masturbate if I wanted to... so I'm sort of unintentionally joining in the fun.

That said, I went somewhere in the order of five months a couple of years back without either masturbating or sex so it's not something that's particularly new to me (that was because of trying to work out if it would fix some severe groin pain I had been suffering with).

 

[Suairyu]

So try lesbians, that turns me on!

Man, that's subnormal porn. The kind you watch when you're 12 and afraid looking at porn with dicks in it makes you gay.

 

[Apple Sauce]

This is true and actually quite scary, especially since I've got 6 porn vid's buffering as we speak...

Well look up a girl called Angel Dickens.

Her pictures are like methadone for paedophiles.

 

[Woody Invincible]

Your name is Woody Invincible.

Edit: My missus has been away for a month and I've avoided porn and masturbation whilst she's been away. I feel like I could fuck through a concrete wall. Fortunately she returns on Friday and I've booked us a nice dirty weekend...

That poor woman.

 

[D23]

i went 3 weeks without porn/masturbating.. i felt stronger and more energetic i think its because the high level of testosterone but at the same i became super horny. i gave in today it felt so good lol. oh well gonna go for a month starting tomorrow

 

[subversus]

i went 3 weeks without porn/masturbating.. i felt stronger and more energetic i think its because the high level of testosterone but at the same i became super horny. i gave in today it felt so good lol. oh well gonna go for a month starting tomorrow

does it stack up? I mean it's just a hormone, they can't stack up, right?

 

[Witchfinder General]

Well look up a girl called Angel Dickens.

Holy Fuck!

Spoiler

Is that a Gustav Klimt print on the wall?

 

[gatti-man]

Reddit tells me i get 47. something percent more testosterone if i dont masturbate for 7 days.

Not jerking off for 7 days would have me slapping my dick towards anything that moved. I have a regular sex life and still beat off atleast once a day (helps me sleep).

 

[Suairyu]

The hardest part of this whole experiment isn't no porn or no masturbation, but no porn fantasy. You get to week four and you start to fantasise about sex with just about everyone or even start replaying old favourite pornos in your head whenever you have a moment to yourself. Forcing it out of your head is tough.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

My habit is to only jerk it to women with the same body-type as my gf, resulting in my jacking off "to her" 90% of the time. Really helps, I think, in that the girl of my "porno fantasies" and my gf are more or less the same person - when I'm with my gf I'm "in" the porno, and vice versa. My sex life rocks.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

I've also deleted all my porno recently. I was clean for about a week until some urges set in, so what I now do is go onto dating sites and rub one out to the profile pictures. It gives me the visual stimulation but also some realism.

 

[Bay Maximus]

I've also deleted all my porno recently. I was clean for about a week until some urges set in, so what I now do is go onto dating sites and rub one out to the profile pictures. It gives me the visual stimulation but also some realism.

So when you see people walking around you can just rub one out?

But in all seriousness, some of the pictures on some of those sights might as well be softcore. Do you regret deleting the stash yet?

 

[crazy monkey]

I've also deleted all my porno recently. I was clean for about a week until some urges set in, so what I now do is go onto dating sites and rub one out to the profile pictures. It gives me the visual stimulation but also some realism.

too much detail

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

So when you see people walking around you can just rub one out?

But in all seriousness, some of the pictures on some of those sights might as well be softcore. Do you regret deleting the stash yet?

Not really, I feel I have a good system going for the time being. The next step is actually emailing the people.

 

[Suairyu]

So, uh, after I NEED SCISSORS kinda killed this thread with that particular bit of information I wanted to see how everyone is getting on?

39 days of no porn, masturbation and orgasm here.

My libido is well and truly dead, save for the moments when I'm drifting off to sleep or just waking up. It's like a jedi mind battle with myself to drive the fantasies out of my head. Otherwise, I'm just walking around so amazingly aware of how I'm not sexually interested in anything. It's weird. Had to have a talk with my current friend-with-benefits to explain everything. Luckily, she's being very cool and supportive about it.

 

[Esch]

So, uh, after I NEED SCISSORS kinda killed this thread with that particular bit of information I wanted to see how everyone is getting on?

39 days of no porn, masturbation and orgasm here.

My libido is well and truly dead, save for the moments when I'm drifting off to sleep or just waking up. It's like a jedi mind battle with myself to drive the fantasies out of my head. Otherwise, I'm just walking around so amazingly aware of how I'm not sexually interested in anything. It's weird. Had to have a talk with my current friend-with-benefits to explain everything. Luckily, she's being very cool and supportive about it.

I'm doing pretty good. I went back to playing duck hunt with the one eyed snake again, but no porn. And i'm getting random erections and shit again too. Rather nice I think.

 

[kamspy]

I got a wife and 4 daughters in the house. My beat sessions are far and few between. It's pretty much the first thing I do when I have the house to myself, but that's pretty rare. Couple hours a week if I'm lucky. Fuck, even that's a stretch.

 

[Righty10]

Holy Fuck!

Spoiler

Is that a Gustav Klimt print on the wall?

You can purchase it at IKEA for the low price of 49.99.

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/50149720

 

[RaGe_pt]

That's why I don't watch porn.

 

[Suairyu]

I'm doing pretty good. I went back to playing duck hunt with the one eyed snake again, but no porn. And i'm getting random erections and shit again too. Rather nice I think.

Just be sure you're doing your best to not masturbate to porn fantasy in your head. The consensus seems to be that if you have to spank you try your utmost to focus on the physical sensations only rather than anything (mentally) visual.

 

[Busaiku]

Real life isn't Moé enough.

Should I feel bad that I know where this is from.

 

[Naked Snake]

I've joined the once-a-week club (or was that another thread)... First week couldn't hold for 7 days actually and caved in on the 5th. I don't fret it too much but I'm gonna try to be strict about waiting at least 7 days between JO sessions.

Still looking at porn though, but less often.

Not aiming to fix to sex life yet (that's a big challenge), just trying to see if abstaining from frequent masturbation will yield any benefits to my energy levels, motivation, etc.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Eh

 

[Suairyu]

The only encounter where I had any real success was during a threesome

That's because you were super-stimulated by the novelty of it. No-one with even the most tragic case of porn-induced sexual dysfunction would fail at a threesome (unless they did a lot of threesomes, of course).