Whats the weather like up there?
Oh Ive heard that before.
They must have put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
Thats an old one.
Lets grow ourselves a big lanky goggle-eyed freak of a son.
Alright calm down mate, theres no need to get offensive.
No no, I was joining in-
I didnt call you fatty as soon as I saw you.
No I was joining in with-
Just dont have a go at the eyes, cos that is a stigmatism Ive had from the age of five, so thats what make them a bit bulbous, so dont just...I didnt call you the whale-man or like blubber-man.
Yeah but I dont go round calling myself the mongboy.
Well I dont either, I call myself the Oggmonster.
Im not gonna call you the Oggmonster.
Well thats my name-
No its not, whats your real name?
Nathan.
Its a good name.
Is it?
Yes. Ill call you Nathan.
I didnt call you fatty, so-
What is, whats the matter with him?