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[NinjaBoiX]

I do. I'm small like mouse + have a mouse-like voice on top on that. my parents aren't even like that! or anybody else! survival of the fittest my ass D:

Yeah, I heard through the GAFvine (blame Mutes) that you were of petite stature. I thought, "well shit, that's another box ticked"! Petite girls are awesome, guess who is only 5'2". And what man wants a girl to have a deep voice? Unless you're talking helium-style valley girl pitch.

Being short as a man kind of sucks though. A lot of guys are attracted to short girls (some by necessity more than anything), but "short, bald and handsome" are three words rarely uttered in lust by the ladies!

 

[forknknife]

Yeah but we are guys. On women it is strange. My voice is pretty deep.

My voice seems ok until it gets recorded, then it turns into this retarded sounding thing. Or that's what I hope. Nah, probably I really do sound like that.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Being short as a man kind of sucks though. A lot of guys are attracted to short girls (some by necessity more than anything), but "short, bald and handsome" are three words rarely uttered in lust by the ladies!

Nah, this man proves you wrong:

 

[Horse Detective]

Yeah, I heard through the GAFvine (blame Mutes) that you were of petite stature. I thought, "well shit, that's another box ticked"! Petite girls are awesome, guess who is only 5'2". And what man wants a girl to have a deep voice? Unless you're talking helium-style valley girl pitch.

Being short as a man kind of sucks though. A lot of guys are attracted to short girls (some by necessity more than anything), but "short, bald and handsome" are three words rarely uttered in lust by the ladies!

Ninja boy dropping truth bombs once again.

 

[Neo Child]

trying to block out the light. i am in bed and am half naked. thankfully you get to see the non-naked part.

&DUCKY

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110901075721/itsalwayssunny/images/2/28/02_devito.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

Did you post this in the wrong thread?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Nah, this man proves you wrong:

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah, I heard through the GAFvine (blame Mutes) that you were of petite stature. I thought, "well shit, that's another box ticked"! Petite girls are awesome, guess who is only 5'2". And what man wants a girl to have a deep voice? Unless you're talking helium-style valley girl pitch.

I'm not 100% sure what this means but let's just say that's pretty close!

+I wouldn't mind a short guy, the last dude I dated was barely taller than me. It's really not that important ;P plus bald heads can look badass, like I said before. at least I'm sure I did somewhere

 

[Horse Detective]

Hmm 5'10" doesnt seem so bad now

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I win!

5'11!

 

[CountAntonius]

There's always generic ideals of what the average person will find attractive, but with some confidence and style some people can pull off pretty much anything.

I win!

6'3!

*fixed.

 

[Horse Detective]

How about i slap ur shit

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'm almost 6'2.

2nd!

 

[trab pu kcip]

what do these numbers even meeeeean

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

what do these numbers even meeeeean

5'10" = 178cm
5'11" = 180cm
6'2" = 188cm
6'3" = 190cm

 

[CountAntonius]

what do these numbers even meeeeean

6'3=192

You're a lot taller than you look in pics Mutes. I get that a lot too.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Third place

 

[trab pu kcip]

5'10" = 178cm
5'11" = 180cm
6'2" = 188cm
6'3" = 190cm

pft you're all tall then!

 

[Bossun]

what do these numbers even meeeeean

I know right? Imperial system is so weird and illogical...

 

[neojubei]

trying to block out the light. i am in bed and am half naked. thankfully you get to see the non-naked part.


&DUCKY

too cute.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hmm 5'10" doesnt seem so bad now

I win!

5'11!

I'm almost 6'2.

2nd!

what do these numbers even meeeeean

"Nah man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarterpounder is."

 

[BrightEyedPanic]

You got half of GAF to grow a beard now you want us to wink. What will be next, Trab?

hahaha. THIS EXPLAINS ALL THE HAIR FACES

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I know right? Imperial system is so weird and illogical...

We still use inches for clothing sizes and height in casual conversation, but metric for every other instance. It will shift to all metric eventually.

pft you're all tall then!

1.78 is average for males in Australia. Pretty normal range. It's normal for women to be shorter on average, you're fine.

 

[Neo Child]

i dunno what im contributing but im 5"10 i think

 

[forknknife]

The imperial system needs to die, seriously. As an architect, I cannot understand why is it still being used, so unintuitive.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

It's normal for women to be shorter on average, you're fine.

This man speaks the truth.

Short women = cute, petite, adorable

Short men = short

 

[TCRS]

This man speaks the truth.

Short women = cute, petite, adorable

Short men = short

Spoiler

5'6"

 

[Horse Detective]

Dont have to worry about hitting your heads on space mountain

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Short and powerful!
Remember, Tom Cruise is a short man - and he's bathing in lady parts.

 

[Bossun]

So the underlying message of this page is that we are all in love with trap if I understand correctly.

 

[Atsumi]

Atsumi is really cute. She reminds me of Anna Paquin.

Someone told my sister she looked like her a while back. I usually get Claire Danes (at least when I had longer hair)

 

[Horse Detective]

So the underlying message of this page is that we are all in love with trap if I understand correctly.

I have seen the future. This thread will be covered in blood, and there will be a single victor.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Short and powerful!
Remember, Tom Cruise is a short man - and he's bathing in lady parts.

Yeah, but Tom often sets his look off with a beard.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Short and powerful!
Remember, Tom Cruise is a short man - and he's bathing in lady parts.

Short, rich, famous, exceptionally handsome, and very talented.

 

[forknknife]

So the underlying message of this page is that we are all in love with trap if I understand correctly.

Of course, you would be crazy not to, she's awesome.



And I think that is the worst picture of Katie Holmes possible.

 

[trab pu kcip]

So the underlying message of this page is that we are all in love with trap if I understand correctly.

what the fuck? I thought it was the other way around

Yeah, but Tom often sets his look off with a beard.

ugh. tom cruise is like the creepiest unsexiest man ever. I don't know why he's so popular

Of course, you would be crazy not to, she's awesome.

oh wow that's very kind of you to say. I never know what to answer to nice stuff like this though, it perplexes me, so
stahppp

 

[SquiddyCracker]

He's honestly not that handsome, but I'll give you rich/famous/talented.

Trab agrees.

 

[Horse Detective]

He's no Ryan Gosling

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

He's no Ryan Gosling

No one is that dreamy.

 

[Horse Detective]

 

[NinjaBoiX]

He is a handsome devil, it has to be said.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Ryan Gosling got one of the better necks in show business.
Look at that vein pumping his brain full of blood.

 

[Bossun]

I have seen the future. This thread will be covered in blood, and there will be a single victor.

I don't want to belittle all of you but you can't compare to my method of wooing...

what the fuck? I thought it was the other way around

We all hate you?

Ryan Gosling eyes are weird and kind of ruin the guy for me. Too close and unleveled.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

You guys know what to do:

 

[NinjaBoiX]

And I think that is the worst picture of Katie Holmes possible.

Yeah, but that was the joke. "He sets his look off with a beard." Beard wife?

 

[forknknife]

You guys know what to do:

haha

Yeah, but that was the joke. "He sets his look off with a beard." Beard wife?

Aaaah, ok, I did not get that!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

ugh. tom cruise is like the creepiest unsexiest man ever. I don't know why he's so popular

He's honestly not that handsome, but I'll give you rich/famous/talented.

I disagree, very classically handsome, and he's aged extremely gracefully. I think there are maybe 1-2 dudes on GAF I would put in the same tier as him. I understand if he's not suited to your personal tastes, of course, but I'd never call him unsexy!

Some older photos:

 

[Professor Beef]

How about i slap ur shit

I'm pretty sure a horse slapping someone would kill them.

 

[Horse Detective]

I don't want to belittle all of you but you can't compare to my method of wooing...

Hah! I bet your charisma's a 2!

 

[Bossun]

Hah! I bet your charisma's a 2!

I could totally be a dictator with my charisma thank you. But I'm a nice guy.