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[i-Lo]

When you're as short as I am everyone seems tall.



It would make kissing a helluva lot easier

How short are you (b/c if you are over 4'10 I'll be coming with a mallet to compress your XD).

And are you a guy or a girl? Because the world is far more forgiving of short woman than a man.

fuck this *** earth

4 foot gaf reporting in

I thought you're 6 ft (you screwing with us short folks sir?). If true then what is your exact height (4'X")? Oh and the same question to you as well; art thou male or female?

Nothing like being an average 5'10''-ish. Feels good man.

On the subject of women dating short men, would you guys do something akin to the opposite? As in date a woman who is taller than you? I know that a lot of men seem to have trouble with this. I wouldn't personally care really.

Well I doubt very many women with an average height of 5'1-2" or more will date a shorter guy. Given I don't cross the threshold of 5' I am certain that I am not going to be chosen for a date with a pretty girl with average height which does not involve me paying her for it.

 

[CountAntonius]

Netherlands aka land of the giants

lol yeah. def not the worldwide average. Not by a long shot.

 

[Corky]

I thought you're 6 ft (you screwing with us short folks sir?). If true then what is your exact height (4'X")? Oh and the same question to you as well; art thou male or female?

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Nah I'm messing about, I'm ~1.70 which I guess is around 5' 7" in fairy tale numbers. I'm a man, baby.

( had to convince myself to add that final comma before 'baby', works better like this )

 

[electricshake]

okay.jpg

You and me.

Trying to kiss someone who is almost a foot taller than you is hard! And it means I have to be less forward and let him initiate such things. Boo to that.

 

[FallingEdge]

That's why the taller guy would lift the smaller female and kiss her while pinned against the wall.

imo.

 

[electricshake]

That's why the taller guy would lift the smaller female and kiss her while pinned against the wall.

imo.

Oh yeh that would totally work for me.

 

[Dany]

I have a ton of pics from my vacations (that just ended D, but I'll post this one because I'll miss them a ton <3

Sweet picture Grandparents?

 

[i-Lo]

Nah I'm messing about, I'm ~1.70 which I guess is around 5' 7" in fairy tale numbers. I'm a man, baby.

( had to convince myself to add that final comma before 'baby', works better like this )

Well Corky, would have been friends, could have been... T_T.

 

[isuzu]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

 

[Salazar]

I don't know the bear.

 

[Professor Beef]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

Hi isuzu.

 

[Jzero]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

You forgot to wink.

 

[isuzu]

You forgot to wink.

I can't wink with only 1 eye

 

[BlueTsunami]

On the subject of women dating short men, would you guys do something akin to the opposite? As in date a woman who is taller than you? I know that a lot of men seem to have trouble with this. I wouldn't personally care really.

I'm 5'4 and hell yes

 

[Omegasquash]

Somebody should probably post a picture of themselves.

There. That's me.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh yeah, I forgot how hot Isuzu is.

 

[Atramental]

Hey, ninjaboi.

Post your pic.

 

[AcridMeat]

I don't know the bear.

You two sure are friendly despite that.

Hey, ninjaboi.

Post your pic.

Seconded.

 

[forknknife]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

You need to work a bit on your duck face

Really cute and nice dress too.

 

[CornBurrito]

I don't know the bear.

Oh my god... marry me.

edit: The bear. Not you.

 

[Tash]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

hah - fish face > duck face

 

[Salazar]

You two sure are friendly despite that.

Bear seems glum.

 

[AcridMeat]

Bear seems glum.

Looking at it again, I think it's making that flower wilt. Holy shit Salazar I'm glad you survived being near that demon bear.

 

[Salazar]

Looking at it again, I think it's making that flower wilt. Holy shit Salazar I'm glad you survived being near that demon bear.

Like in those intros to Supernatural, when gnarly grisly shit happens to unsuspecting and genial-seeming folks.

 

[CornBurrito]

Looking at it again, I think it's making that flower wilt. Holy shit Salazar I'm glad you survived being near that demon bear.

Actually now that you mention it, it looks like one of those horror movie bears that ends up being demon possessed.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hey, ninjaboi.

Post your pic.

Seconded.

I'm a social recluse, only a carefully selected and vetted group of trusted individuals have witnessed my magnificent visage, stop pestering me with your ridiculous requests.

Spoiler

I will do, soon, I'm just a pussy.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

For me, 6'0 is the ideal height for a guy. I just got my beginner's finally, getting my real license in 9 months (silly Canadian graduated licensing program) and I made sure they put 6 feet on my license, or in Canadian: 183 cm lol; without being sure it was true. Then I got paranoid that my license could be revoked with the wrong height listed (yes, silly I know now) so I measured my height, and I just hit the 183cm mark. Phew

 

[Matt2thefuture]

Matt2thefuture!

 

[forknknife]

Matt2thefuture!

That seems like a nice building, which is it if I may ask?

 

[Matt2thefuture]

That seems like a nice building, which is it if I may ask?

It's The Getty in LA. It's free to visit and has one of the best views of the city.

http://www.getty.edu/

 

[forknknife]

It's The Getty in LA. It's free to visit and has one of the best views of the city.

http://www.getty.edu/

Ah, did not know the project but now I see it's Meier's. Great mass composition and very nice mix of materials (not that common in his work, looks a bit like Portuguese architecture).

Views are indeed awesome. I have a friend living in LA, I hope to be able to save some money this year and go there for a visit next year, maybe make a whole trip around the US, I really want to come back (was there for a year when I was 15)

 

[dragonlife]

I have a ton of pics from my vacations (that just ended D, but I'll post this one because I'll miss them a ton <3

I want to see! Hurry up and share!

 

[kitchenmotors]

Matt2thefuture!

So cute.

 

[Delio]

Matt2thefuture!

Why hello there.

 

[maxxpower]

Matt2thefuture!

You look a lot like that Canadian dude, I think his username is soultron.

 

[daripad]

Matt2thefuture!

Cute <3

There. That's me.

Even more cute <3

 

[Raistlin]

I'm a little embarrassed to post a picture with all the pretty/handsome gaffers here ... but wth ... I've been here longer than nearly all of gaf. Guess it's about time.

Got about 20lbs left to lose before I start working on muscle development. Hopefully I'll actually be built before my 40th birthday rolls around. I should dig up a pic from when I was 25lbs or so heavier for the lulz.

Spoiler

I knew I was pasty ... but holy hell my left arm is practically camouflaged with the ivory tile lol

 

[CornBurrito]

You look a lot like that Canadian dude, I think his username is soultron.

Oh now that you mention it he does. Wasn't soultron banned?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm a little embarrassed to post a picture with all the pretty/handsome gaffers here ... but wth ... I've been here longer than nearly all of gaf. Guess it's about time.

Got about 20lbs left to lose before I start working on muscle development. Hopefully I'll actually be built before my 40th birthday rolls around. I should dig up a pic from when I was 25lbs or so heavier for the lulz.

Spoiler

I knew I was pasty ... but holy hell my left arm is practically camouflaged with the ivory tile lol

just keep lifting that phone and you should be ripped soon enough <3

 

[Raistlin]

If anyone is wondering wtf is on my lanyard, it's my eCig.

just keep lifting that phone and you should be ripped soon enough <3

I was trying to go for a high-angle Myspace shot, but I couldn't get the phone high enough with one arm.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I actually didn't notice that. I had no idea they were so big, I figured they were just a bit bulkier than the real thing.

 

[Raistlin]

I actually didn't notice that. I had no idea they were so big, I figured they were just a bit bulkier than the real thing.

Actually there are a ton of different varieties.


That one is large because it has a huge battery (lasts for a couple of days), and can vary the voltage to change how much of a drag you get.





errrr ... or wait ... are you referring to my 920?

 

[freenudemacusers]

haha no, I keep my phone wars trollin to a minimum in unrelated threads

 

[CPCunha]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

Any chance you're from Belo Horizonte?
<=0)

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'm a little embarrassed to post a picture with all the pretty/handsome gaffers here ... but wth ... I've been here longer than nearly all of gaf. Guess it's about time.

Mmmm Lumia.

Is the 920 worth the dosh? I am having a hard time deciding between 620 and 920 because of the huge price difference.

 

[TheDarkStark]

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[Arken2121]

Just something I found recently. =)

 

[TheDarkStark]

I took this a minute ago just for you GAF! (please excuse the crappy lighting/quality).

 

[isuzu]

Any chance you're from Belo Horizonte?
<=0)

0 chance.

Spoiler

I'm from the northeast

anyway:

When I fiinshed doing my makeup. I usually don't wear black eye shadow but this one worked out, I guess.

doing mean face

finished. I look like I come from the 60s.

 

[Hypertrooper]

Took this pic earlier today because I was worried the pant would not suit me.

It is great to see how different a person looks if he does something for his body. Haha. I never expected myself to be in that shape a year ago.