Thirty years ago today, Predator blasted into theaters, turning each and every one of us into a sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
For the hopefully zero of you who don't know what this movie is, Predator is a legendary sci-fi action-horror movie that has probably influenced at least something else that you love. It was directed by John McTiernan at the start of a short but great string of movies that also included Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October. It had special effects designed by the monster master himself, Stan Winston, just coming off of Terminator and Aliens and with Jurassic Park not too far off in the distance. Music by Alan Silvestri hot off Back to the Future. This movie has some pedigree behind it, but also on the screen too. Just look at this cast.
Former governor of California and future president of the United States of America, Bill Rizor
Former governor of Minnesota and mayor of Metro City, Mike Haggar
Recipient of the manliest handshake in the universe, Apollo Creed.
Scourge of the Mutant Menace, Bolivar Trask
Manliest Knife Master, Sonny Landham.
Coming back from telling Blain to strap this on his sore ass, Richard Chaves
The one human character from this movie to sort of appear in Predator 2
Also some guy who never worked on anything else you would have ever heard of. Especially nothing you heard of in 1987.
Also featuring Jean Clau.....wait....correction....also featuring Kevin Peter Hall
as Harry...sorry, wrong June 1987 Kevin Peter Hall monster movie.
This movie has everything. Action. Suspense. Fun characters. A great monster. Also quotes. Just endless quotable lines that you and your friends probably repeat while giving yourselves the handshake.
But, for real, you probably just came here for the handshake.
I don't blame you. It's a pretty great handshake.
For the hopefully zero of you who don't know what this movie is, Predator is a legendary sci-fi action-horror movie that has probably influenced at least something else that you love. It was directed by John McTiernan at the start of a short but great string of movies that also included Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October. It had special effects designed by the monster master himself, Stan Winston, just coming off of Terminator and Aliens and with Jurassic Park not too far off in the distance. Music by Alan Silvestri hot off Back to the Future. This movie has some pedigree behind it, but also on the screen too. Just look at this cast.
Former governor of California and future president of the United States of America, Bill Rizor
Former governor of Minnesota and mayor of Metro City, Mike Haggar
Recipient of the manliest handshake in the universe, Apollo Creed.
Scourge of the Mutant Menace, Bolivar Trask
Manliest Knife Master, Sonny Landham.
Coming back from telling Blain to strap this on his sore ass, Richard Chaves
The one human character from this movie to sort of appear in Predator 2
Also some guy who never worked on anything else you would have ever heard of. Especially nothing you heard of in 1987.
Also featuring Jean Clau.....wait....correction....also featuring Kevin Peter Hall
as Harry...sorry, wrong June 1987 Kevin Peter Hall monster movie.
This movie has everything. Action. Suspense. Fun characters. A great monster. Also quotes. Just endless quotable lines that you and your friends probably repeat while giving yourselves the handshake.
But, for real, you probably just came here for the handshake.
I don't blame you. It's a pretty great handshake.