Okay, I almost just had a panic attack, I thought my phone's Identity was stolen:
Just today, out of nowhere, my phone stops being able to send out text messages and phone calls. When I make a call, i get a message saying verizon wireless cant authenticate my call and if I keep having trouble, please dial some number.
It turns out its just something that Verizon does, I called them directly and they told me to do it and it fixed everything right up. But jeez, the fucking timing was the worst...
Also, I know I am an idiot and this is probably something obvious to everyone else and wouldn't worry a soul, but I figure I'd share my idiocy