ShockingAlberto
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I am having the hardest 5:00 PM crash right now.
I am just about to fall asleep in my chair.
I am just about to fall asleep in my chair.
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I laughed so hard. My brother in law did such a good girl impression complete with the gestures. And, I'm fully prepared to use this in public though I agree that no one will understand at all. If we are amused, that's all that counts.
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Aaaaaaaand double post. yay.
Oh, my white-ass spelling of "panty"... That probably threw people off.
I should add that my brother in law is Puerto Rican. That help?
Oh, my white-ass spelling of "panty"... That probably threw people off.
I should add that my brother in law is Puerto Rican. That help?
I live in LA, dude. Hit me up. We can build a bonfire somewhere.
I should add that my brother in law is Puerto Rican. That help?
Nope.
But then again, I'm stupid. ;p
Do you have any idea how hard that was to type that detailed explanation out on my phone?
I don't understand our humor either.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Man, I'd love it if there was an actual emo character in a game. Rawking out to Jawbreaker and Braid and shit. It'd be awesome.
toastyToast
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Hey, Dave!
My cute little elf girl would totally kick your dude's ass
Come at us
My cute little elf girl would totally kick your dude's ass
Come at us
Lol nice. If you could catch me! I'd have you stunned and smoldering before you got close enough to hit me with that big sword. Then my Fae Gorta would suck your life out and give it to me. =PHey, Dave!
My cute little elf girl would totally kick your dude's ass
Come at us
I do wish there were a multiplayer component for co-op and you could duel if you were bored
Hey, Dave!
My cute little elf girl would totally kick your dude's ass
Come at us
What is this game?
Kingdoms of Amalur. The game many people in RP like to torture me with because I can't buy it yet.
... I'm tempted to buy it now. Console or PC?
Yet is the key word there.
ShockingAlberto
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I think I get more enjoyment out of the torture than I do the game.
Whatever platform you choose, its on all but if you do pc, go steam so more $$ goes to 38 Studios
ShockingAlberto
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Both, but there's no reason not to get it on PC if you have a decent rig.
Just the UI organization is way better than consoles.
PC and yes I want to fucking buy it but my backlog is like FOUR THOUSAND GAMES
LOL
Lissar, if your PC/Mac can run it, I can gift it to you on Steam. Kind of makes up for my attempt to give Alberto PSN money with a Canadian PSN card, hah.
ShockingAlberto
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toastyToast
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Alas, we shall theory fight.
OHOHOHO!
Yes! Throw your minions at me, the more the better. They would only feed my unquenchable appetite for bloodshed. In dispatching them I would only go stronger so when it comes time to deal with you I could sneeze in your direction and you'd die!
I also have a pretty sweet bow
Wasn't that Beef?
Anyway, can't run it :< Even if I had Bootcamp I don't think my computer would be up to the challenge.
Thanks though :3
That's ok, while you're sniffling in the corner, I would have already blinked away and begun casting meteor to rain fiery hell down upon your armor. While you're reeling from the display of cosmic destruction imparing your every judgement I would already have concocted my triple threat spell, elemental rage which spits forth a cocaphony of lightning, fire and ice to welcome you into the cold slumber of eternityAlas, we shall theory fight.
OHOHOHO!
Yes! Throw your minions at me, the more the better. They would only feed my unquenchable appetite for bloodshed. In dispatching them I would only go stronger so when it comes time to deal with you I could sneeze in your direction and you'd die!
I also have a pretty sweet bow
ShockingAlberto
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I use Daggers and Faeblades, but if I decide to respec, I probably won't go rogue again. Enemies see you way too easily and sometimes they're positioned in dungeons so assholishly (a big circular room with everyone's backs to the wall) that stealth just isn't an option.
I already rerolled a different character because my initial was stealth too. Stealing and lockpicking is such a pain in the ass too. It's definitely not as fun as Skyrim's (I can't believe I just typed that). Doing Might/Finesse right now because I don't believe in pure builds.
Also, 10 brownie points to whoever can guess my character's name. I named it after one of you fine RPgaffers.
Also, 10 brownie points to whoever can guess my character's name. I named it after one of you fine RPgaffers.
ShockingAlberto
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Professor Beef
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Yeah it was me. Still a very thoughtful gesture, though.
Just read the words "Mitochondrial Eve" and now I feel a need to play Parasite Eve. Damn. I can't just play ALL the PS1 games at once.
The mitochondria music is stuck in my head. That music always freaks me out.
The mitochondria music is stuck in my head. That music always freaks me out.
toastyToast
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OP
How much damage do your spells do? Coz with Relentless Assault I can walk throught that shit and with Harpoon/Arrow there's never a way I either can't hit you or can't get to where I can hit you. Also if you get me below 25% health I'm getting most of my health back with a 100% damage boost
Greatswords are by far the best weapon in the Might tree. If you like the fast, swingy action of the long sword might as well get some daggers/faeblades and put some points into Might to get harpoon.
No point in using both really, get yourself a bow! Once you get some points into Finesse you're going to be causing bleed and poison all over the place and with the right equipment your entire combo strings are going to be critical hits (you get a guaranteed crit off of the second hit of the delayed special). Also, smoke bomb once dropped allows you to go hidden in the middle of battle and you can stealth kill. Position yourself right and you can stealth kill everyone while they think you've disappeared. Highest damage I've done off of one of those was like 35K :O
Holy multiquote. I feel like H.Protagonist
ShockingAlberto
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Oh no, I mean I switch between Daggers and Fae Blades depending on whether I'm stealthing or fighting through a dungeon. My sub-weapon is always a longbow.
Rogue is getting better with additional powers, I must admit. Once I get around to getting that Lambent protection shard I need, I will probably be able to stop worrying so much about health.
Shit, my memory is bad........
RawPowerski.
ShockingAlberto
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It's cool. I was just thinking "Wait, did I ask for that? Shit, it would be bad if I did and don't remember. D:"
Most of my big spells are timed so if you can get me before I proc my spells, then you win. They do take out massive damage though when they connect. I also have a robe that damages the attacker every time I get hit.OP
How much damage do your spells do? Coz with Relentless Assault I can walk throught that shit and with Harpoon/Arrow there's never a way I either can't hit you or can't get to where I can hit you. Also if you get me below 25% health I'm getting most of my health back with a 100% damage boost
Greatswords are by far the best weapon in the Might tree. If you like the fast, swingy action of the long sword might as well get some daggers/faeblades and put some points into Might to get harpoon.
No point in using both really, get yourself a bow! Once you get some points into Finesse you're going to be causing bleed and poison all over the place and with the right equipment your entire combo strings are going to be critical hits (you get a guaranteed crit off of the second hit of the delayed special). Also, smoke bomb once dropped allows you to go hidden in the middle of battle and you can stealth kill. Position yourself right and you can stealth kill everyone while they think you've disappeared. Highest damage I've done off of one of those was like 35K :O
Holy multiquote. I feel like H.Protagonist
Honestly, I know little of the might class so I think if you got ahold of me, I'd turn squishy
Oh and Jason, I'm honored you would name your character after me
So I was reading about the origin of our domestic cats. I had no idea there were still wild cats out there that are so closely related to domestic ones. In fact, there is hardly any difference between them genetically and they can interbreed. Looking at pictures of them makes me feel weird though, because it makes me try to imagine my cat hunting in the wilds of Africa (which she would fail at I'm sure):
toastyToast
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The Phenomenal Toasted Man
amirite?
Sorcery looks really fun, I'm saving it for another character and I'll dump all my points into it. Between chakrams and spells it doesn't look like you'd need much else.
I'm sure there's a cat that looks exactly like yours somewhere in Africa eviscerating a gazelle speak, Lissar.
ShockingAlberto
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RobotNinjaHornets
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So I was reading about the origin of our domestic cats. I had no idea there were still wild cats out there that are so closely related to domestic ones. In fact, there is hardly any difference between them genetically and they can interbreed. Looking at pictures of them makes me feel weird though, because it makes me try to imagine my cat hunting in the wilds of Africa (which she would fail at I'm sure):
I still think of my dog as a mini-gray wolf from the boreal forest.
My goto female name for all my female protagonists is Maeby. Minkis if I ever make a guy. If I ever remake, it's whatever pops in my head.
Also, I noticed I've been making my female characters with very short hair. They come out looking pretty hot.
Also, I noticed I've been making my female characters with very short hair. They come out looking pretty hot.
If I ever do a mage character for KoA, I'll seriously name it Dave Dough.
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