Hah
Wait
was it a look around you reference or not?
my world, it is teh melting
First, a sample of water was taken
Next, a Jane Grey pipe was fitted to the nozzle of a canister of nitrogen. The Jane Grey is placed in the beaker of water. We're using about 10p worth of gas.
Now, we turn on the canister to realise nitrogen.
The gas mefipulates gently through the Jane Grey and into the water, causing bubbling. The mefipulation is allowed to continue for 5 minutes.
When the time is up, we turn off the gas, and free the Jane Grey from the beaker.
Now let's take a look at our water sample. If you look carefully, you will notice that the water has changed colour from invisible to brown. What we have produced is embenzalmine nitrotomine, more commonly known as whiskey.
EDIT: Water, water. What hast thou donest?
EDIT2: What are birds? We just don't know.
EDIT3: You know, I think Look Around You might be my favourite parody series