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jasonng

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No, shower sex. Unless you're paying for your water bill. But then again you're both getting cleaned. Multitasking!

I never had shower sex. :(
 
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jasonng

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I saw that video. Insane. There are a lot of people in Hell's Kitchen whose apartments are closets yet pay more for rent than me. Weird part is that they're happy.
 
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Chuckie

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jasonng said:
No, shower sex. Unless you're paying for your water bill. But then again you're both getting cleaned. Multitasking!

I never had shower sex. :(
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Stuff like that is awesome in hotels. Long showersex (you're not paying extra for that water) and trying to wreck the bed (haven't succeeded yet though)
 
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GameplayWhore

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jasonng said:
I saw that video. Insane. There are a lot of people in Hell's Kitchen whose apartments are closets yet pay more for rent than me. Weird part is that they're happy.
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It's really, really nice when almost everything you could possibly ever need or want to buy is within a block of you. Manhattan is crazy like that.

It also helps that there are access to thousands of clubs and parks and hangouts and events in a couple hundred square mile area for which the transportation is under five dollars round trip.


Hawkian said:
Twice if ripping an inflatable mattress counts. Tssssssssssssssssssss
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That depends on the mattress. Those "Embark" knockjobs that you get at Target don't count. They tear if you breathe on them the wrong way.
 
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shanshan310

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jasonng said:
No, shower sex. Unless you're paying for your water bill. But then again you're both getting cleaned. Multitasking!

I never had shower sex. :(
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eh, its cramped and cold and water is a terrible lubricant. Bath might be a goer if its big enough, but I have never had the opportunity :( My bath is too tiny for one person!
 
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Hawkian

The Cryptarch's Bane
shanshan310 said:
eh, its cramped and cold and water is a terrible lubricant. Bath might be a goer if its big enough, but I have never had the opportunity :( My bath is too tiny for one person!
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Well you gotta have a big enough shower, for sure, or it's just an exercise in futility.

Shouldn't be cold though. Don't you have hot water in australia?
 
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Davedough

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I would like to personally not recommend car sex. The first time my wife and I tried it, we ended up pregnant with our first child.

That was a mere 4 months into our relationship.
 
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shanshan310

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Hawkian said:
Well you gotta have a big enough shower, for sure, or it's just an exercise in futility.

Shouldn't be cold though. Don't you have hot water in australia?
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Hot water tank which is fairly small =/ Plus its hard to stand up and the water is only hot at the top of the shower.
 
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Takamura-San

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Since I started joining the chat, might as well make it fair. I don't host many pics of me, but this one is only 1.5 years old. Haven't change much.

IMG_8582.jpg


I'm not the one in the Yuna Cosplay BTW.
 
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Davedough

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Prenups are a joke if you ask me. If you didn't take the time to soul search enough to figure out if the person you're tying the knot with is or is not your soul mate, then you fucked up. A prenuptual agreement takes any form of romanticism out of something that is supposed to be a monumental occasion for both of you.

"Here, I love you know, but sign this because I'm pretty sure I'm not going to love you in a few years"
 
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shanshan310

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Hopefully when you get married you are with someone long enough that you trust things not to fall apart. Plus, if its after the first few years I imagine everything kind of belongs to both of you and is hard to split up anyway.


Davedough said:
I would like to personally not recommend car sex. The first time my wife and I tried it, we ended up pregnant with our first child.

That was a mere 4 months into our relationship.
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hahaha, damn. Well, everything worked out in the end eh?

I guess the quality of the sex would kinda depend on the make of car.. tiny cramped car vs. van/ute/something with leg room :p
 
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Davedough

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shanshan310 said:
Hopefully when you get married you are with someone long enough that you trust things not to fall apart. Plus, if its after the first few years I imagine everything kind of belongs to both of you and is hard to split up anyway.




hahaha, damn. Well, everything worked out in the end eh?

I guess the quality of the sex would kinda depend on the make of car.. tiny cramped car vs. van/ute/something with leg room :p
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I think in Oz, they call the truck I had at the time a Toyota Hilux. It was in the cab of one of those. lol
 
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Hawkian

The Cryptarch's Bane
shanshan310 said:
Hot water tank which is fairly small =/ Plus its hard to stand up and the water is only hot at the top of the shower.
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Oh man, that sucks!

Davedough said:
I would like to personally not recommend car sex. The first time my wife and I tried it, we ended up pregnant with our first child.

That was a mere 4 months into our relationship.
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oooh I'm telling your kid!
Lord-Audie said:
I'm not the one in the Yuna Cosplay BTW.
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Bummer. Welcome nonetheless.
 
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lazybones18

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FUCK!

I had just an exam and it took me the entire class time to finish it (didn't even have enough time to fully complete the last problem IMO)

I'll know how I did on Thursday
 
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GameplayWhore

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lazybones18 said:
FUCK!

I had just an exam and it took me the entire class time to finish it (didn't even have enough time to fully complete the last problem IMO)

I'll know how I did on Thursday
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Did you stick around see what your classmates thought of the test? I always do that to gauge how I might have done. Last night, I finished pretty much at the very end of class, but the other students had pretty much the same complaints as I did, so I felt better about it.

The downside is that this teacher can take up to a month to grade tests, so I won't know for probably three weeks.
 
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lazybones18

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Hawkian said:
What class? Good luck!
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Intermediate Financial Accounting 2

GameplayWhore said:
Did you stick around see what your classmates thought of the test? I always do that to gauge how I might have done. Last night, I finished pretty much at the very end of class, but the other students had pretty much the same complaints as I did, so I felt better about it.

The downside is that this teacher can take up to a month to grade tests, so I won't know for probably three weeks.
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Nah, I usually don't talk with classmates after class. There were a few others who were still taking the exam until the very end
 
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H.Protagonist

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Jump back into the thread on a chilly, blah Tuesday morning and you guys are talking about breaking bunk beds doing the nasty and shower canoodling. It must be something in the water. :)
 
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ShockingAlberto

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H.Protagonist said:
Jump back into the thread on a chilly, blah Tuesday morning and you guys are talking about breaking bunk beds doing the nasty and shower canoodling. It must be something in the water. :)
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I am spending most of my GAF time in the ME3 spoiler thread, otherwise I would be posting how weird this thread is today.
 
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H.Protagonist

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.la1n said:
Jason started it (he probably didn't but I blame him anyway.)
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He makes a guilt-free target for sure. ^_^

GameplayWhore said:
We're all just really excited about DFA passing three million bucks.
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Ahhh... It all makes sense now.

ShockingAlberto said:
I am spending most of my GAF time in the ME3 spoiler thread, otherwise I would be posting how weird this thread is today.
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No weirder than when they were obsessed with those posed frogs from way back when. Or spaghetti monster forbid, that Sonic screenshot... >_<
 
.la1n

.la1n

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You would do well to keep current with politics, at least you'll know when it's time to bail out of this country.

answer: now
 
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