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[Davedough]

I like to assume that RP-GAF gets laid and watches videos of puppies then eats incredibly decadent food while remaining impossibly thin on a daily basis. This is the standard that I aspire to.

edit: The getting laid and the watching of puppies is not something that I envision happening simultaneously, mind.

I'm married and a cat person so, I can only really check one of those boxes. Can you guess which one?

Wow, he's a giant

edit: apparently Dave is too

6'3" 220lbs of man meat.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

I can carry Dave, no prob

 

[GameplayWhore]

I'm married and a cat person so, I can only really check one of those boxes. Can you guess which one?

I can only assume that it's the impossibly thin one. Perhaps you should get checked out for tapeworm.


So, did you flip over to the kitty halftime show of the puppy bowl?

 

[Davedough]

I can carry Dave, no prob

Can I gaze longingly into your eyes when you do it, and which one of us will be shirtless? These are questions that NEED answers.

 

[Davedough]

I can only assume that it's the impossibly thin one. Perhaps you should get checked out for tapeworm.


So, did you flip over to the kitty halftime show of the puppy bowl?

lol... no. Not after posting that I'm 220lbs.... cant exactly check that one.

And no, I muted Madonna and went to the kitchen to prepare the grilled salmon and saffron rice we had for dinner last night.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Can I gaze longingly into your eyes when you do it, and which one of us will be shirtless? These are questions that NEED answers.

Both of us. We can photoshop the Fabio hair on both of us afterwards.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I like to assume that RP-GAF gets laid and watches videos of puppies then eats incredibly decadent food while remaining impossibly thin on a daily basis. This is the standard that I aspire to.

edit: The getting laid and the watching of puppies is not something that I envision happening simultaneously, mind.


Thank you. Just people responding makes me feel a bit better. One of the people at work also helped me along a bit by discussing politics in a manner that was in-depth and insightful, which is rather rare in my experience.

It's a standard we all aspire to, but rarely meet. And, any time. We are here to help you blow off steam and do silly things. Is that not the RP promise?

Wow, he's a giant

edit: apparently Dave is too

You are all giants compared to me, even in boots apparently. Except for Devo. I can look her in the eye. O_O

I'm married and a cat person so, I can only really check one of those boxes. Can you guess which one?



6'3" 220lbs of man meat.

:O What's the weather like up there?

I can carry Dave, no prob

I was able to carry Clear for a bit!

 

[Davedough]

:O What's the weather like up there?

If la1n gets me a ticket to E3, I'll pick you up and show you what it looks like to view the world as I do. =P

 

[Jamesfrom818]

I was able to carry Clear for a bit!

That you did. I was going to ask you or Nintendoll to sit on my back while I did push ups but I wasn't even close to being drunk enough.

 

[Davedough]

That you did.

Yeah, but going by Tence's extremely detailed and accurately scaled drawing, he's only a couple inches taller than her, so its not that huge of a feat. =P

 

[CountAntonius]

:O What's the weather like up there?

*rimshot*

 

[GameplayWhore]

lol... no. Not after posting that I'm 220lbs.... cant exactly check that one.

But you said it was all man meat, which means your body fat is dangerously low. Remember, under 4% could prove fatal!

 

[clearacell]

I would gaze down upon you mere mortals and laugh from above the cloud line.

With your deep, booming voice im sure I wont be the only one to get on one knee in fear of wrathful vengence

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I'm sure a Gaf meet up will come your way soon. Where's your home base again?

Halifax, Canada. Here's a helpful video.

There's one other GAFfer I know about here.

And, yes, I think heels are the way to go for your partner.

I meant that the guy at work needs heels to hit his claimed 5'4".

My partner is really more of a sneakers girl. She wore heels three times in the last year which is some sort of record. I've long given up hope she's going to grow a few more inches (three weeks shy of her 30th).

I mostly don't get kinks in my neck from kissing her anymore (I'm 5'11.5 like Clearcell).

edit: The getting laid and the watching of puppies is not something that I envision happening simultaneously, mind.

There is nothing wrong with that, sometimes people need a little visual stimulation.

 

[AcridMeat]

I had a dream once where Dave had me on his shoulders.

This song was playing

 

[Davedough]

I had a dream once where Dave had me on his shoulders.

This song was playing

Was I Jasmine or Alladin?


GOIN TO LUNCH! w00t!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Was I Jasmine or Alladin?

Carpet.

 

[Karl2177]

The closest major city to where I live is Chicago, so I doubt I'll have a GAF meetup anytime soon.

 

[Davedough]

The closest major city to where I live is Chicago, so I doubt I'll have a GAF meetup anytime soon.

I think chicago's meeting up in april

 

[.la1n]

If la1n gets me a ticket to E3, I'll pick you up and show you what it looks like to view the world as I do. =P

I would like to view the world as you do as well.

There is also a something in August going on in Chicago if I remember correctly. Would have to speak to Delio or Kitchen about that.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You all suck for not being English

*sulk*

 

[Acid08]

Was I Jasmine or Alladin?


GOIN TO LUNCH! w00t!

Better question is which one would you want to be?

 

[Davedough]

I would like to view the world as you do as well.

There is also a something in August going on in Chicago if I remember correctly. Would have to speak to Delio or Kitchen about that.

Get me into the show and I will carry you around to each exhibit personally

 

[Davedough]

Better question is which one would you want to be?

I think everyone secretly wants to be a beautiful princess

 

[GameplayWhore]

You all suck for not being English

*sulk*

If it helps, I speak it.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Too lazy to do a better shop

 

[SRG01]

Too lazy to do a better shop

HAHAHA, this is better than the one in the barbeque thread

 

[H.Protagonist]

Too lazy to do a better shop

http://i.imgur.com/qOS4c.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

-_- The other one is way better. You guys are cruel. Photoshop .la1n in with the fire. He's the real pyro. Like dis:

[quote="SecretMoblin, post: 34890268"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FmfRB.jpg

 

[clearacell]

You all suck for not being English

*sulk*

We can all speak in accents and dream, though

 

[kitchenmotors]

I would like to view the world as you do as well.

There is also a something in August going on in Chicago if I remember correctly. Would have to speak to Delio or Kitchen about that.

Yep, Delio is coming out in August, as well as a bunch of other Gaffers. The week of Lollapalooza is what we're aiming for, also gonna do Lolla. I met up with Sai-Kun last year for all 3 days of Lollapalooza and it was amazing.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

We can all speak in accents and dream, though

I stick my pinky out when I drink hot beverages from small cups.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

You all suck for not being English

*sulk*

I'm english at heart.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

I'm named after a famous fictional Englishman.

 

[SRG01]

I'm technically British. Does that count?

 

[Lissar]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

 

[lazybones18]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

Dave's fault?

 

[Jamesfrom818]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

Its noon. Did you just wake up?

 

[ShockingAlberto]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

:O

Did you sleep in too much

 

[jasonng]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

I can quote you too!

 

[Acid08]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

Why did you drink the whole bottle D:

lol at how many quotes that got in a row.

 

[H.Protagonist]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

I'm jumping on this bandwagon!

 

[Acid08]

Feeling any better HP?

 

[H.Protagonist]

Feeling any better HP?

Not really. If I could sleep at my desk, I would (but then all the keys would get pressed into my forehead).

 

[Davedough]

Feeling any better HP?

C C C Combo breaker

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Feeling any better HP?

I'M QUOTING THIS NOW

 

[.la1n]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

RP, ruining lives one chat at a time.

edit: damn you guys.

 

[SRG01]

You guys!

I have a headache.

*holds head*

What did I do to deserve this? ;.;

When did you stay up until??

 

[H.Protagonist]

RP, ruining lives one chat at a time.

edit: damn you guys.

You so slow.

 

[Acid08]

Not really. If I could sleep at my desk, I would (but then all the keys would get pressed into my forehead).

Hahaha I know that feeling. I want to nap in this pile of Lego bricks in front of me. That sounds super uncomfortable.

 

[.la1n]

You so slow.

It's that kind of day.