Oh yeah happy lunar new year guys. 새해 복 많이 받으십시오~ Chilling with my family right now.
I'm year of chicken. How lame.
Snakebros unite.
Those dragons think they're so cool just because they're dragons.
Yeah well I slept with your wife! /SeinfeldYear of snake here, eating up all the chickens!
Yeah well I slept with your wife! /Seinfeld
Man, can there be anything lamer than a fucking chicken
Snakebros unite.
Those dragons think they're so cool just because they're dragons.
Yeah well I slept with your wife! /Seinfeld
Man, can there be anything lamer than a fucking chicken
panda is that a classic Porsche with XI written in spray paint?
Two episodes into the second season of Twin Peaks.
Yup, that got weird FAST.
I think I'm a year of the monkey, 92. Monkeys are cool.
Guys, remind me to never talk about politics with family cause holy shit
I wasn't a participant but the results were not pretty.
Everybody was ragging on the new president and the people who voted for her rather nastily until my uncle angrily announced that he voted for her and he wasn't going to take this shit any longer.~monkey buddies~
oh boy, that can't have been fun
Everybody was ragging on the new president and the people who voted for her rather nastily until my uncle angrily announced that he voted for her and he wasn't going to take this shit any longer.
Aaaawkkwardddd. Commence crying and shouting and what not.
Oh dear. That's why you don't talk about politics around family!
If it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend ruined Christmas by calling the East Sea the Sea of Japan
Oh dear. That's why you don't talk about politics around family!
If it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend ruined Christmas by calling the East Sea the Sea of Japan
How does that ruin Christmas? Is it a sensitive issue? And for whom?
Uh, I take it he said this in front of Korean relatives? Oh man.
I know Koreans don't take kindly to the term.
I don't either. I mean, half of the sea that's being referred to is kind of part of Korea. Not something that I'd fight with someone during Christmas, mind you, but I'm relatively relaxed when it comes to those issues compared to my countrymen.
Everybody was ragging on the new president and the people who voted for her rather nastily until my uncle angrily announced that he voted for her and he wasn't going to take this shit any longer.
Aaaawkkwardddd. Commence crying and shouting and what not.
I don't understand why people get so heated over politics. It's not like this in the UK generally speaking. If I said to my family I voted Conservative while everyone else voted Labour, no one would give a fuck. Of course if someone voted for a more extreme party like the BNP then that would certainly spark a reaction. Any of the major parties though, no one really cares all that much.
You know politics is pretty crazy in America. There really is that 'Us and Them' mentality there. I remember that thread about it. Some people disowned their friends or family just because they voted Obama. They took it that seriously that they fell out with their friends. It just seems so crazy to me.
Political arguments with my family tend to always end up with someone screaming at me about needing to believe in Jesus.
I avoid them at all costs now.
~monkey buddies~
I'm definitely sticking with it, I love it so far. The speech Albert gave to the sheriff, oof. So good.No matter how bad you think it gets, stick with it. The last episode is one of my favourite hours of TV ever. Fuckin' Lynch as fuck.
Political arguments with my family tend to always end up with someone screaming at me about needing to believe in Jesus.
I avoid them at all costs now.
~monkey buddies~
Woo high five. Any other monkey buddies here?
eh, I get more irritated at Randian Libertarians.
Neckbearded,fedora hat wearing, intellectual lightweights the lot of them!
Me me, I'm a monkey.
1981 (before the Chinese New Year).
Sure I suppose.THE EARTH SNAKE 1929 AND 1989
Earth Snakes are the most relaxed of the breeds. They lead calm lives and offer a down-to-earth appeal to any conversation or outing. This may make them seem more friendly, as you may not feel the need to wonder what hes got up his sleeve. They may also shun the need to lash out or take risks, but it isnt from paranoia. They figure their good sense and work ethic will pay off and bring them much fortune and material satisfaction.
Damn. That is exactly how I feel.FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
Snakes have very few friends because thy are not outwardly emotional or open creatures. The friends they do make generally last a lifetime, even though peers may find it hard to relate to the Snake because he is withdrawn and secretive. Still, Snakes like social functions, in moderation, where they can gossip about the latest scandal or the newest news. If you stab a Snake in the back it is likely you will never be forgiven. In addition, you should prepare yourself for retaliation for the Snake always gets the last word.
Compatible Friends
Best Friends: Oxen and Roosters
Mortal Enemy: Pigs
AWW YEAH STROKE MY EGOSAGITTARIAN SNAKE
Born with great taste in everything, these Snakes are the classy and sophisticated of the breed. They enjoy cultural things and will find a partner who will share the same ideals.
Year: Fire Snake
Month: Wood Dragon
Day: Water Rat
Hour: Wood Dragon
People born during the Year of the Horse have a pleasant, amiable, easy going disposition which guarantees popularity and a large following of friends. Blessed with good humor and geniality, they are extremely comfortable to get along with for they have the knack of instantly putting people at their ease.
Charming and cheerful, the Horse is an extremely likable character. Hard working, self-possessed and sharp, the Horse skillfully acquires power, wealth and respect. However, the Horse's sometime-appreciated frankness can be tactless. The Horse's impatient pursuit of success may become selfish and predatory. Horses can be obstinate. In truth, they are more cunning than intelligent, and they know it. This is why, despite that air of assurance, the Horse lacks confidence in himself.
Above all, the Horse is cut out to be in politics, a career which could bring great personal satisfaction with the opportunity to grind his own axe. He could be a winner here, for he has the facility to sway the crowd.
He is very quick-witted and he is right in there with you before you have had the chance to finish what you were saying; he's on to the thought in your mind even before you've expressed it. This permits the Horse to forestall any arguments that anyone can dream up.
With the Horse, movement is everything. Freedom and independence are as essential to Horse-born people as the air they breathe. A low boredom threshold, both in terms of interests and friendships, is characteristic of those belonging to this sign, and adds a whimsical quality to the otherwise level headedness of these folk. Consequently, they tend to act on impulse, and this means there is an element of unpredictability about them.
Like the symbol by which they are represented, Horse-born people are high-spirited and lively. Their vivacity and enthusiasm make them very popular. With a deft sense of humor, Horses are masters of repartee. They love to take center stage and delight audiences everywhere. Sometimes rash and willful, they can be prone to rapid changes of mood and, although seldom really explosive of temper, when they do see red, it is not a pretty sight. Those who have suffered a Horse's rage will never feel quite the same about him again, for his fits of temper are inevitably a bit childish. If he wants to succeed, he has to master them.
Resourceful and self-confident, Horses approach all things enthusiastically. Quick-witted and mentally alert, they are quick to catch on and efficient in all their undertakings. Because of this ability, this dextrous and incisive mind of theirs, they can make accurate judgments and sound decisions instantaneously. They are particularly skilled at handling money, very often in business dealings following their hunches. When it comes to intuition they have a sixth sense that is quite uncanny. Unfortunately, as the Horse is a creature of changing moods he's liable to lose interest suddenly in things he's taken up, whether it's a love affair, a single deal in business, or a whole career. He'll start again with the same determination, and he'll enjoy an equal success. He can make it in any career that demands neither solitude nor meditation, for he is an extrovert and he needs to be surrounded by people who approve of him and flatter him.
Due to their dislike of inactivity, Horses get involved in many sorts of works outside their chosen trade. Good with their hands and attracted to art, they are skillful craftsmen with a talent for innovation.
The first and second part of the Horse's life will be full of ups and downs. He will leave his home and family while he is still young, and this will bring its own disappointments. His love life will be by no means smooth. But the third phase of the Horse's life will be a peaceful one.
Under the influence of the Metal element, he is popular, demonstrative, impetuous, bold, and unruly, amorous with an engaging personality and immense appeal to the opposite sex. He is gifted with a prolific mind and fine intuition, able to be extremely productive as he seems to be everywhere at once. He has strong recuperative powers, constantly seeking excitement and new ideas. He is not a consistent administrator, requiring rewarding stimulation and fun in his work, else he will become irresolute and irresponsible. He does not function well on a constant diet of routine or close supervision.
1990 year of the Metal Horse
So brvtal
Being born a Rat is nothing to be ashamed of. In China, the Rat is respected and considered a courageous, enterprising person. It is deemed an honor to be born in the Year of the Rat and it is considered a privilege to be associated with a Rat. Rats know exactly where to find solutions and can take care of themselves and others without problems. They use their instinctive sense of observation to help others in times of need and are among the most fit of all the Animal signs to survive most any situation.
CHARACTERISTICS
Smart, Magnetic, Well-liked, Affable, Quick-witted, Surreptitious, Selfish, Protective, Calculating
THE FIRE RAT
Fire adds a bit of spontaneity and vigor to the already spirited Rat. These Rats like change and travel and are eager to start new projects or to take trips to exotic places. Fire Rats are likely to change their occupations and residences more often than most, and essentially shun any kind of routine. They can be anxious and impulsive, but their zest for life is quite irresistible, and they have the Rat's ability to along so well with others. Compared to other Rats, Fire Rats are likely to be more charitable, autonomous, and energetic and the least self-controlled.