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[nush]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

Oddly specific.

 

[Papa]

If in doubt, throw him out.

Is that in the Ree moderation rules?

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

A parody of interracial porn makes the ad racist and problematic for Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ready-to-get-blacked.155636/

 

[Scopa]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

You didn’t PM Ailynn recently, by any chance?

 

[Mista]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

Who raped your ass today?

 

[Rentahamster]

What? This is irrelevant. My username ends with a and it's obviously not a lady name =/

Oh shit not a lady??? Ummm, if you could so kindly delete those PMs I sent you without opening them, that would be most appreciated!

 

[Starlight Lotice]

I believe it

Truth!

Surely the first person that cums should eat it? The premature ejaculator. He has to wait for the others to finish to gulp it down in shame.

Wouldn't that be "Cucked" Soggy Biscuit then?

 

[Katsura]

A parody of interracial porn makes the ad racist and problematic for Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ready-to-get-blacked.155636/

That thread is gold. Most of the black people say they don't see anything wrong with it which leaves all the white regressives to explain to them why it's racist towards them. Classic

Also

is too funny. Has to be a troll though

 

[Mista]

Oh shit not a lady??? Ummm, if you could so kindly delete those PMs I sent you without opening them, that would be most appreciated!

No I’m going to show everyone your dick pics

 

[DeepEnigma]

WTF did this thread turn into?

 

[Papa]

Who raped your ass today?

 

[Yoshi]

Is that in the Ree moderation rules?

I am offended by your sloppy terminology. The correct term is "guidelines". Even with that established, it is not unique which point you may be asking about. Do you mean:

point 2.2.3 (a) In case you are unable to positively determine the non-bigotry of the subject under investigation, it is advised to suggest indefinite revocation of the subject under investigation's posting privileges to the powers that be, unless contraindicated by the criteria detailled in listing 1.5.4.

or do you mean:

point 7.3.8 Ban matt404au

?

 

[Papa]

I am offended by your sloppy terminology. The correct term is "guidelines". Even with that established, it is not unique which point you may be asking about. Do you mean:


or do you mean:
?

How many decimal places can you recite pi to?

 

[captainraincoat]

A parody of interracial porn makes the ad racist and problematic for Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ready-to-get-blacked.155636/

They could just rename gangbang to soup kitchen

Urban Dictionary: Soup Kitchen

Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Yoshi]

How many decimal places can you recite pi to?

The answer to this is the fourth decimal place of pi.

 

[lmimmfn]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

Umm were not 14 year olds here

 

[Papa]

Umm were not 14 year olds here

Some of us are 15 right Jesus Carbomb

 

[Katsura]

I'm 12 and what is this?

 

[Yoshi]

I'm 12 and what is this?

Recreational activity for adult humans with a surplus of available time at hand.

 

[Doczu]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

Woah, someone was nose deep in the cum cookie REE thread.

 

[Guiberu]

You guys really should suck each other off then spit cum into each other's assholes then suck the cum out and then each shit each other's cum into a griddle and make pancakes.

Step One: Suck each other off.
Step Two: Spit resulting ejaculate into partner's bum.
Step Three: Suck ejaculate back out of said bum.
Step Four: "Shit" ejaculate onto a griddle.
Step Five: Make "pancakes".
Step Six: ??????
Step Seven: Profit.


I have several questions.

There seems to be a disconnect between steps three and four. Surely if we've removed the cum, we can't then "shit" it out onto a griddle? Won't that just be, you know...shit?

Also, does it have to be a griddle? Would a George Foreman be alright?

 

[benjipwns]

There seems to be a disconnect between steps three and four. Surely if we've removed the cum, we can't then "shit" it out onto a griddle? Won't that just be, you know...shit?

Swallow it and wait approximately four hours.

Or they meant "spit" possibly. Try both methods and report back.

 

[Tesseract]

The answer to this is the fourth decimal place of pi.

 

[Celine.D.Sykes]

Are you still a homeless lawyer

Lmao, no. But you're still my favorite incel, don't worry.

 

[BadBurger]

Hello from clownworld

It almost feels wrong to laugh at this but fuck, this is what the world has come to.

 

[BadBurger]

Dixie is an alt of Sabrina I think.

I honestly feel bad for Hobbes. I always thought of him as a respectable guy. But now he's giving up all of his dignity to submit himself to these awful people. It's so ... sad

Me too. He's obviously in a fucked up place. I even feel bad for talking shit about him here. I hope he pulls through and gets the fuck off Era.

 

[Papa]

Lmao, no. But you're still my favorite incel, don't worry.

So just homeless now

 

[nush]

Dixie is an alt of Sabrina I think.

Unlikley as they usually ban the Alt and the main.

 

[James Holden]

Stargate SG-1 continuation when.

Can ResetEra please just be sane and make that happen? I'll forgive them.

 

[benjipwns]

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

What's the use of accountability when there are enemies in your midst?

The cult folds inward.

 

[EviLore]

Sounds like they’re trying their best, but there are so many clearly disingenuous bad actors who haven’t been banned yet. They need to step it up. Quit their day jobs, divorce their spouses, disown their families, stop sleeping. There’s no time to waste.

 

[James Holden]

Sounds like they’re trying their best, but there are so many clearly disingenuous bad actors who haven’t been banned yet. They need to step it up. Quit their day jobs, divorce their spouses, disown their families, stop sleeping. There’s no time to waste.

FutureDisingenuousPoster

April 1st, 2020

Sick and fucking tired of seeing the asshole secret incel moderation staff here 24/7. They never fucking leave us alone and when we confront them about it they make this about them by mentioning their evictions and divorces and insomnia. Change this shit now or you can kiss your precious profit margin goodbye.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

Umm were not 14 year olds here

I would hope they're absolutely 18+

 

[OutrageousFacts]

April 1st, 2021

Future Disingenuous User:
Fuck this transphobic, homophobic, acephobic, misogynistic, racist, ableist, carnivorous bigot! I request a ban!

User banned permanently

Resetera registered users: 0

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Once again Trump does something that Era can't complain about and its met with 'broken clock....' comments. I'd love to know how many hits 'broken clock' gets in the search results.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Holy shit, that fucking meeting they held had more bloat than all the work meetings I've been a part of this year.

Yo, it's a fucking internet message board, people.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Sounds like they’re trying their best, but there are so many clearly disingenuous bad actors who haven’t been banned yet. They need to step it up. Quit their day jobs, divorce their spouses, disown their families, stop sleeping. There’s no time to waste.

Everything is an impending catastrophe.

 

[Mochilador]

Holy shit, that fucking meeting they held had more bloat than all the work meetings I've been a part of this year.

Yo, it's a fucking internet message board, people.

This can't be stressed enough.

 

[nush]

Once again Trump does something that Era can't complain about and its met with 'broken clock....' comments. I'd love to know how many hits 'broken clock' gets in the search results.

44 pages or 880 posts.

 

[benjipwns]

Holy shit, that fucking meeting they held had more bloat than all the work meetings I've been a part of this year.

Yo, it's a fucking internet message board, people.

This can't be stressed enough.

No, it is our pocket world:

 

[Papa]

Holy shit, that fucking meeting they held had more bloat than all the work meetings I've been a part of this year.

Yo, it's a fucking internet message board, people.

Imagine the jazz handing going on in that meeting

 

[nush]

Imagine the jazz handing going on in that meeting

and Sweet Nicole being the mediator.

 

[benjipwns]

More importantly she gave a speech before the meeting, incorrectly described in the incorrectly structured "summary" as a "foreword" something that only comes in writing:

Meeting Summary

The meeting opened with a foreword from SweetNicole.

Immediately following the foreword, ResetEra staff started the conversation with an apology from the General Manager on behalf of the staff, and a guarantee that policy revisions will be coming soon. Implementing those revisions will be a top priority as they close out 2019.

After that the meeting followed a question and answer format, a summary of which can be found below.

Following the Q&A, the meeting closed with thanks from everyone involved with commitments to continue to work together to help build a better community and environment for all. The situation has been a learning experience for ResetEra staff and opened their eyes to areas where they can make improvements. They apologized again for the hurt that TransERA has faced and hope that their commitment to action will restore faith. There will be more details in their upcoming thread.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Imagine the jazz handing going on in that meeting

I'm picturing it went down more like this, honestly:

 

[Plague Doctor]

Sounds like they’re trying their best, but there are so many clearly disingenuous bad actors who haven’t been banned yet. They need to step it up. Quit their day jobs, divorce their spouses, disown their families, stop sleeping. There’s no time to waste.

Fucking 'debaters' and people with questions to the daily prevailing narrative. I hope they round them up and get them all banned. The community would be so good if everyone could just follow in lock step with the mob logic on Era.

I hear even Obama is one of those kinds of people now and they are catching wise that Obama was an alt-right bad faith actor the entire time.

 

[600Breezy]

A parody of interracial porn makes the ad racist and problematic for Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ready-to-get-blacked.155636/

you’ve got black people in that thread who find it hilarious, then other black people who find it “problematic.”

guess who’s wrong

Edit: lmao read this shit “The history of the meme involves the lynching of our people. The present of the meme involves people shooting at and vandalizing the memorial sign where Emmett Till was killed to this very day.”

beahahhaahhahah this meme lynched people

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I'm picturing it went down more like this, honestly:

Where was this when I was in university?

Call me old school, but what all of us did was show up for class, do tests, pass, and get your degree.

Didn't realize university was actually supposed to be about yelling at staff.

 

[benjipwns]

Fucking 'debaters' and people with questions to the daily prevailing narrative. I hope they round them up and get them all banned. The community would be so good if everyone could just follow in lock step with the mob logic on Era.

I have in the past made a modest proposal that all users receive their own private forum which only they may post in and which they can control which other users are allowed to read it.

I believe it is more essential than ever for this to be implemented to ensure the safety of every poster on ResetERA.com from bad actors.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Some of us are 15 right Jesus Carbomb

I don’t even know who you are.

Taking my shit and going home to Resetera. Karebear Kr3w out