Mock if old, but I thought this trolling Amazon review of RE:R (the only one on the site that's not 5 stars) was side-splittingly hilarious:
Whole thing at
http://www.amazon.com/Resident-Evil-Revelations-Nintendo-3DS/product-reviews/B0050SVLI2/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar
In other news, I'm waaaaay behind the GAF median on progress on this game, but the Mayday boss fight was epic.
i LOL'd hard here.
My god.
From his profile...
A quote on his Lulu (Metallica & Lou Reed Album) review:
"After listening to this album, I cried for at least an hour.
I thought Metallica would never top their masterpiece, St. Anger, but this album makes St. Anger look like just an appetizer."
ahahah
EDIT #2:
No way, he can't be serious.
Here's his review of a Beethoven Compilation:
"Beethoven not only ripped off that movie's name, but his music is plain awful. All the songs are radio unfriendly with no rapping in the songs, no distorted guitar, no St. Anger drums, and no hard bass. Just some music you'd find in an old folk's home. And if this guy is so good, how come he's not on MTV and why isn't there any Beethoven shirts in Hot Topic? Hopefully he can make a deal with them when he records his next album.
They also say that composers such as Mozart can make your baby smarter, but if you want your baby to be a genius, play ICP, Limp Bizkit, Korn, or Nickelback instead. "
Either he's a huge troll, or the biggest idiot ever.