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Game of the year?

Game of the year!

Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League is a ridiculous new Humble Original​

A game of retired men playing in a volleyball league on a nude beach? Sounds like the perfect dream of any man over 50!

A new Humble Original indie game is coming to Humble Choice today as a bonus. Three game developers sat down one day and thought: How about we make a game of retired men playing volleyball on a nude beach? After that wonderful idea, Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League was born.

In this crazy and unique game, you will take to the court and match up against your opponent in physically and mentally challenging beach volleyball. Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League is a single-player narrative-based volleyball game set in beautiful locations. The twist is that the athletes are nude retirees.

Len Rizzo’s retirement journey​

Putting yourself in Len Rizzo’s shoes… or, well, his naked body… we’ll join the volleyball league while he lives his retirement life. The entire game takes about 1.5 to 3 hours to complete, depending on whether we read each of the game’s dialogues or do a kind of speed run skipping the cinematics.

But the game is not as easy and stupid as it sounds. Okay, actually, it kind of is but the development team behind it has wanted to make things more interesting. You can have a sunburn. You might see some typos or little bugs here and there in the game. Although it seems crazy, you can die!

Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League launched today through Humble Choice.

Source: GameFreaks365

 

[TLZ]

 

[bender]

 

[Xaero Gravity]

This would be perfect for the Switch

 

[M.W.]

 

[TLZ]

Need Larry Laffer as an unlockable character.

 

[MasterDerico]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

If there isn't a no hander and no footer volley move with your..er...spike (you know what I mean) then no sale.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Imagine being a proud member of the team that created this repulsive shit. Making a game about your disgusting fetishes and having Humble Bundle publish it for you.

Never played a Humble game, but now I know they specialize in releasing garbage.

And no, I can't take a joke.

 

[Bullet Club]

If there isn't a no hander and no footer volley move with your..er...spike (you know what I mean) then no sale.

A little header.

 

[Halo is Back]

Sounds like the exact opposite of Dead or Alive

 

[lh032]

This would be perfect for the Switch

may work for gamepass as well, people willing to try all kinds of games on gamepass.

 

[Oddvintagechap]

Sony was trying to stop this. But its too late. They warned us. But we didnt listen.

 

[apowhungo]

needs more dong physics

 

[Xaero Gravity]

may work for gamepass as well, people willing to try all kinds of games on gamepass.

 

[nkarafo]

Just something that tries to sell a few copies based on it's title and ridiculous premise. Like "Shower with your Dad Simulator" and similar shit. A bunch of people will buy it for a few laughs and Youtube videos and it will be completely forgotten afterwards. That's the goal.