So I went back to try Solo Standard and, of course, had the worst teammates possible.
I aerial assist a guy who puts the slightest touch on the ball so it's crawling at the net and going to die, other teammate puts it in, so the first guy gets really angry.
I score off kickoff, up 2-0.
Now they spend the next minute not moving and just arguing over text about the "stolen goal". I proceed to give up 2 goals playing 3v1 because I'm going for balls assuming they're also playing, leaving the net wide open. So it's tied 2-2.
I put in a save-to-goal to make it 3-2, they're still arguing.
They finally decide to start playing again and the angry guy accidentally own goals, 3-3.
Now the other guy aerial clears the ball right infront of our net and they score, 3-4. (angry guy gets angrier even though he literally just own goal'd)
With 9 seconds left I hit a cool 3 quarter field aerial goal, 4-4. As time expires I hit basically the exact same shot but it lands 2 feet short, OT.
Overtime starts, the ball comes around the corner at our goal and both my teammates run into each other and pop the ball infront of the goal, 4-5. We lose.
It's like, come on. We literally lost because the one guy was flipping out the entire match over 1 "stolen goal". I was playing fantastic and it all goes to waste because Solo Standard is complete shit.