Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some people?
Playing ranked solo 3's, my team ends up winning 1-0 in overtime after someone on the other team accidentally centers the ball and I dunk it in from mid field. Guy on the other team proceeds to BLOW UP saying it was a lucky shot in spite of everyone, including his own team mates, trying to explain how it was not luck that a completely straight shot managed to find the goal.
So, of course, I get matched up in the next game with SuperSaltyBro who is still SuperSalty at me for some reason. I score a goal in the first ~20 seconds and hope he will see that being on my team might actually be a good thing. Instead, he announces to everyone he's going to throw and spends half the match trying to score on our own goal. Of course, he misses like 3 times in a row and I keep booting it down field from goal. He gives up trying to throw, but still insists on calling me out for every slight miss-play for the rest of the game (like a scored goal where he whiffed clearing it right in front of the goal. But because I was behind him in goal of course it's my fault). Naturally, we end up losing 3-1.
The previous game that went 1-0 was the best, most even game I had played so far today, even before we won. A 0-0 overtime is awesome! But he couldn't just be happy it was an even game and instead has to be a huge fucking baby and drag it out through the entire next game and now I had to stop playing because he got me completely on tilt. Mission accomplished you fucking asshole.