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[Jarrod38]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/01/09/playboy-mansion-sale-hugh-hefner/

The Playboy Mansion -- the backdrop of some of the wildest parties ever thrown in L.A. -- is for sale ... TMZ has learned.

There are several strings attached. We're told whoever buys it will be required to give Hugh Hefner a life estate, meaning he can continue to live in the mansion until he dies.

As for the other string ... we're told prospective buyers can tour the property but one area is off limits ... Hef's bedroom.

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Something must be going on over at Playboy first no more nudity and now this. They want $200m for it but will most likely go for $90.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Throw his saggy ass into the crawl space with the rest of the vermin.

 

[gdt]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

 

[norm9]

The most recent Playboy bunny tell-all book had her saying Hef hasn't cleaned or updated any of the stuff in the mansion since the 70s.

That said, I'd love a tour.

 

[strafer]

Do the bunnies stay too?

 

[Jarrod38]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

Don't want to know.

 

[Permanently A]

What's the catch?

 

[Fat4all]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

.

 

[kurahador]

Mojang will buy it.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

"Not only is this beautiful mansion up for sale it comes bundled with its very own Hugh Hefner!"

 

[Slayven]

There are several strings attached. We're told whoever buys it will be required to give Hugh Hefner a life estate, meaning he can continue to live in the mansion until he dies.

As for the other string ... we're told prospective buyers can tour the property but one area is off limits ... Hef's bedroom.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Will he at least pay rent?

 

[Banjotanooki]

Do the bunnies stay too?

If Hef gets to stay, I'm sure he'll bring some bunnies as well.

 

[Fandangox]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

 

[janoDX]

I'll give them one hundred dollars. Hef can stay all he wants, he knows how to do parties. And the bunnies, because why not.

 

[uncredited male]

I am going to sell all my stuff but I can still use it until I am dead.

 

[magawolaz]

If Hef gets to stay, I'm sure he'll bring some bunnies as well.

 

[Sou Da]

Is Hef going to sacrifice the new owner or something?

 

[Yaari]

Sure I'll take the old guy in. He can bring his friends in too, they don't have to leave.

 

[Slayven]

Can you imagine you chilling at home and a crusty old man just wanders around?

 

[DominoKid]

if i win the powerball i'm buying this.

Can you imagine you chilling at home and a crusty old man just wanders around?

if it's Hef I'd imagine it'd be pretty fucking awesome.

 

[Silver Arrows]

Can you imagine you chilling at home and a crusty old man just wanders around?

"Time to give him his pills."

 

[Sanjuro]

Can you imagine you chilling at home and a crusty old man just wanders around?

Marvel does it.

 

[Kapi96]

Why sell it if he still wants to live there? Run out of money or something?

 

[Haloid1177]

if i win the powerball i'm buying this.

Back off bruh it's mine.

 

[LycanXIII]

And then he never dies.

 

[Apathy]

Why sell it if he still wants to live there? Run out of money or something?

How well do you think the magazine business is doing?

 

[akira28]

this happens a lot actually. especially with desirable real estate, and old people. he doesn't even have to stay there, he just always has a room there, and it's legally his home until he dies.

 

[valkillmore]

Larry Flynt sold his flat for half a mill and gets the guest house on weekends.

 

[Cormano]

Damn, the internet finally killed Playboy.

 

[statham]

I can see Trump buying it, if he wasn't running for Prez.

 

[injurai]

Marvel does it.

lol

 

[Beefy]

It probably needs $20m of work done to it.

 

[Slayven]

It probably needs $20m of work done to it.

Yeah probably a complete gut.

 

[cloud_sleep]

Even if Hef moved out he would never be truly gone. There would be little bits of him all over the place. Jammy Caan too.

 

[MHWilliams]

It'd be like a goddamn horror film.

"This is a nice place. Wait, what's that's walled off area?"

"That's Hef's room. No one talks about Hef. Look away."

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

Don't want to know.

Ded

 

[segasonic]

... I'm getting the wash tables!

 

[Mimosa97]

How broke is Hef ?

 

[Lucreto]

He is 90 years old so he doesn't have long left. 10 years max

Just sneak up behind him with a air horn and you can move in the next day.

Just get the house deep cleaned first.

 

[The Enchanter]

Whoa, that place is like a 70s theme park.

The idea of an estate agent doing a regular inspection of the mansion for the landlord amuses me.

 

[Technosteve]

why doesn't his old ass get a reverse mortgage

 

[Anion]

... I'm getting the wash tables!

Wat...oh my someone thought about this...

 

[ColdPizza]

This got me to chuckle.

 

[CDX]

Why sell it if he still wants to live there? Run out of money or something?

The internet basically killed Playboy magazine. And I'm assuming the magazine was Playboy's main source of revenue.

In this modern era, who needs to pay for a magazine subscription to see still photographs of naked women & boobs?

 

[Extra Sauce]

... I'm getting the wash tables!

Sexy (not really) until you realize how many drunk dudes must have rubbed their crotch against it.

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

Relatively pleased I got this reference.

 

[Casimir]

It's a variation of a common French practice.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Yeah, that's not weird at all.

Who the hell would do this?

 

[Hot Coldman]

turn it into one of those haunted houses

*group walks by Hef's room*