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[Sapiens]

You could charge $10k for Hefs bed and someone will buy it.

90% of that bed is fossilized jizz.

 

[Liamario]

Have to imagine that he's running in to financial difficulties, if he's forced to sell it.

 

[Beefy]

How much of the place would have to be torn down due to lack of repair etc?

 

[Flo_Evans]

Hef already trying to scam powerball winners.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Someone win Powerball and do this.

 

[Squalor]

I want a home, not a nursing home.

 

[dankir]

Would be a better investment to spend 200 million on one of those instead.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Relatively pleased I got this reference.

I would be worried if anyone didn't get this reference.

 

[Sapiens]

Maybe instead of " Hugh Hefner comes with it," they meant "Hugh Hefner's come is in it."

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Maybe instead of " Hugh Hefner comes with it," they meant "Hugh Hefner's come is in it."

 

[Rentahamster]

I wonder what that place looks like under a blacklight.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Yeah I remember that one article by a former Playmate who said the mansion was old and crusty as fuck. It sounded pretty gross.

 

[Kinsei]

Honestly it coulf probably be reallu nice again with some work put into it. That price tho...

Quick google says yes: http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-the-playboy-mansion-and-it-was-kinda-depressing

And to think I wanted to be one of Hefner's girlfriends when I was a kid.

 

[Jarrod38]

Well the mansion finally sold and the owners are the Twinkies owners.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/06/06/playboy-mansion-sold-neighbor/85513642/

 

[The Elite]

Well the mansion finally sold and the owners are the Twinkies owners.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/06/06/playboy-mansion-sold-neighbor/85513642/

Are they going to turn it into a Twink mansion?

 

[Slayven]

Are they going to turn it into a Twink mansion?

The place is already cream filled

 

[Catdaddy]

That place is CDC West

 

[MrKaepora]

 

[Professor Lich]

The place is already cream filled

Amazing, thank you.

 

[Akahige]

Well the mansion finally sold and the owners are the Twinkies owners.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/06/06/playboy-mansion-sold-neighbor/85513642/

Wait. The dude is actually going to let Hef live there?

That can not be true.

 

[Chanser]

Bring out the UV light!

 

[SSPssp]

It makes sense for the neighbor to buy it, he just has to wait out Hefner and then he can do what he wants with the combined property.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

I'd laugh pretty hard if the buyers paid anywhere close to the $200M list price.

 

[bodyboarder]

It makes sense for the neighbor to buy it, he just has to wait out Hefner and then he can do what he wants with the combined property.

Mega mega mansion time.

 

[funkystudent]

Mega mega mansion time.

You know you made it when your property has a guest mansion

 

[uncredited male]

Maybe they are going to raze it.

 

[strafer]

Well the mansion finally sold and the owners are the Twinkies owners.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/06/06/playboy-mansion-sold-neighbor/85513642/

I guess a lot of creampies will be made there.

 

[barik]

How much of the place would have to be torn down due to lack of repair etc?

Not to mention all the water damage. Or rather, liquid damage.

Well the mansion finally sold and the owners are the Twinkies owners.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/06/06/playboy-mansion-sold-neighbor/85513642/

And there we go, now every aspect of this story is gross. I'm just imagining a cum-stained mansion full of twinkies, and one room reserved for a decaying sexist porn corpse.

 

[sangreal]

You know you made it when your property has a guest mansion

It seems the neighbors existing house is the guest mansion since it says he bought it from Hef in 2009