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Rumor: Ubisoft's Upcoming 'Assassin's Creed Hexe' Will Be "The Gayest Assassin's Creed Yet"

A new rumor claims that the upcoming Assassin's Creed Hexe will be "the gayest Assassin's Creed yet."

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In the above video, Endymion shared, “I was also told that the next Assassin’s Creed, which is called Hexe, which is set during the Salem Witch Trials, was being internally claimed and get this, to be the gayest Assassin’s Creed yet.

“I’m told that it only has a single female protagonist and it’s also the most fantastical Assassin’s Creed yet,” he continued. “There will be lots of mysticism and will also have, as they said, very striking visuals. I don;t know if that means an entirely different art style or anything, but this is what I was told.”

Next, he said, “I was told it will still be an open world action game like the other ones, but from what I’ve been told it is the biggest departure yet for the series. My sources claim that Hexe is very, very female power oriented. We are talking lots of lesbian relationships and female characters. It has witch covens and apparently very little masculine presence within the game.”


I wonder if the working title is Assassin’s Creed: Scissors & Blades

 

[lh032]

DOA

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Lets make this another victory, my fellow incels

 

[RagnarokIV]

LMAO

 

[LectureMaster]

Honestly, it perplexes me so much that one is such willingly doubling its speed on the way to self destruction.

 

[Gonzito]

When is this nightmare going to end

 

[digoutyoursoul]

“My sources”

 

[Kacho]

According to YouTuber Endymion

Nah I'm good

 

[Gaiff]

According to YouTuber Endymion and his Ubisoft insiders

Awesome. A racist, sexist, and alt-right nutjob is the source.

 

[Shubh_C63]

I actually laughed so hard on this

Well...its official. Ass Ass Ceed is gay.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Putting the Ass in their Creed, indeed.

 

[Skifi28]

I feel like everyone's writting their own rage fanfiction lately.

 

[Fortress of Regrets]

If we're talking hot lesbian witches, then by all means shower me in this gayness!

But... eh, this Endymion guy is a ragebait grifter with an audience of incel types. He offers nothing of value.

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

 

[Hollowpoint5557]

Who asked for this?

 

[a multicultural team of v]

When is this nightmare going to end

When they all go bankrupt.

It's coming, don't worry. It was easy to paper over the losses from this BS when times were booming - it ain't booming anymore.

That said this reads like negative fanfic so I doubt it's even true.

 

[Sethbacca]

I feel like with witches and shit that the sexual stuff would be within the theme, but I feel like setting an AssCreed game in Salem is a bit jumping the shark? I feel like there are a million other settings I'd prefer ....

 

[yogaflame]

Its not April anymore so it is a wrong time for April fools joke


Seriously Twisted DEI and woke agenda especially with twisted gender ideology continues to kill not just gaming but also the movie and tv industry.

 

[recursive]

Lets make this another victory, my fellow incels

Already have my banner up.

 

[Shaki12345]

I truly don't want Ubisoft to die, but how in the world does any smart executive think this is a good idea? Maybe they do deserve to die after all. Gamers don't want this shit and the only way to make Ubi understand is by not buying their crap.

Go woke, go broke.

 

[Bloobs]

Witch trials?

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

I thought this was a given. Pretty much like the new Marvel show, it's the same crap.

Besides that, we will have some whacky history revisionism and witches portrayed as the ones to defend "true science".

This game will be hilariously bad.

 

[jshackles]

Ass to Ass In's Creed

 

[ricardo_sousa11]

Thats not a shot in the foot, thats a headshot right there.

That will for sure save the stock!

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

I feel like everyone's writting their own rage fanfiction lately.

Sure seems like it. As if there wasn’t enough valid shit to get worked up over.

 

[Kacho]

I feel like everyone's writting their own rage fanfiction lately.

Channels like Endymion depend on daily outrage so they have to manufacture bullshit to keep the views up.

Like guys, I get it. There's plenty of bullshit to dislike these days. But let's judge what Hexe is when they show it, not let retarded YouTubers whip us into a preemptive frenzy.

 

[Gaiff]

Putting the Ass in their Creed, indeed.

More like putting the creed in the ass lol.

 

[Fortress of Regrets]

Ass to Ass Creed

Now I'm thinking about Requiem for a Dream.

 

[Luipadre]

Can we ban these awful sources lol.

 

[Kacho]

Define irony

Ubisoft makes a game about witch hunts

The internet engages in a witch hunt against the game

 

[DeepEnigma]

More like putting the creed in the ass lol.

 

[Kurotri]

I feel guily for saying this because I posted the video in the article in some other thread for shits n giggles, but do not believe this guy. He's just a shitposter taking advantage of the drama from what I can see. Tom Henderson already disproved it.

 

[Fess]

When is this nightmare going to end

Final stretch now, just need to flush out the games that started development many years ago and is too far along to change direction. AC, Fable, Perfect Dark, Dragon Age, Tomb Raider, couple more. Til 2026 perhaps.

 

[Sentenza]

Lets make this another victory, my fellow incels

As long as it remains a rare one.

 

[DForce]

It's time to ban Endymion as a source.

 

[Cornbread78]

Awesome, a racist, sexist, and alt-right nutjob is the source.

C'mon, they need their attention too. It's totally unbiased & based on facts....

 

[Kacho]

Tom Henderson already disproved it.

Post sauce pls

 

[GymWolf]

More like putting the creed in the ass lol.

 

[Lootlord]

But is it hard gay?

 

[Vick]

Thread title legit made me laugh.

a racist, sexist, and alt-right nutjob

Jk, obviously

 

[StereoVsn]

What’s hilarious is that even if it’s not true, it certainly sounds like what modern Ubisoft would do.

Either way I am getting more popcorn.

 

[Thief1987]

Well, I hope there won't be ubisoft by that time

 

[Bloobs]

 

[BaneIsPain]

Doubling tripling down vs retract course
I'm thinking former.

 

[Sentenza]

Witch trials?

 

[KingHippo1967]

You know, I wish some people – and that goes both for on here and on social media – would learn some media analysis and start investigating the validity of shit like this, instead of blindly trusting it all at face value. This is the sort of fake shit that builds up a narrative in people's minds and leads to all this 'anti-woke' nonsense.

 

[touchfuzzy]

Based on how the market has rebelled against these types of ideas, if it's true, I would say it's being seriously reworked right now if not outright cancelled.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Tom Henderson already disproved it.

Did Tom Henderson disprove this yet?

Rumor - Sales-Age - Tom Henderson: Assassin's Creed Shadows Pre Orders are very strong

Assassin's Creed Shadows pre-orders are looking very strong. I don't have the exact numbers yet, but no one in the know is disappointed with them.

www.neogaf.com

 

[Rudius]

Bankruptcy speedrun

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

You know, I wish some people – and that goes both for on here and on social media – would learn some media analysis and start investigating the validity of shit like this, instead of blindly trusting it all at face value. This is the sort of fake shit that builds up a narrative in people's minds and leads to all this 'anti-woke' nonsense.

"Blindly"

Suuuuure, dude. Sure.