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[AltogetherAndrews]

To all the gays and lesbians reading this thread, you’re cool, we love you and it’s a-ok. Ignore all the fucked up posts and keep having gay sex!

I mean, I really feel like this place has moved towards normalizing bigotry as of late.

 

[DeepEnigma]

If it’s full of lesbian relationships then it’ll be violent as fuck.

 

[cheststrongwell]

This shit doesn’t bother me. I don’t remember which AC this is from, but I remember a splash screen or codex that showed a picture of an ancient vase. This vase depicted students in class with a text basically saying “We know that historically, males and females were not taught together, but fuck it, we’re adding girls to this ancient vase.” Fucking bonkers.

 

[BlackTron]

Bankruptcy speedrun

They have to be using save states.

 

[Dr. Wilkinson]

Honestly it sounds really cool. Can’t wait to see more about it.

 

[Hypereides]

I have an insider source that says Endymion has AIDS but is hiding it for now to avoid backlash.

Don't worry I vetted it myself so you can believe in it just fine.

That's neat, my dude. This Youtuber guy really rubs you the wrong way, I guess.

 

[Astray]

That's neat, my dude. This Youtuber guy really rubs you the wrong way, I guess.

Why are you disbelieving my sourcing? I said I vetted it.

 

[adamsapple]

Endymion

This dude's already been wrong about things like removing Yasuke in Shadows.

Let's not give him even more air-time until more reliable sources corroborate this.

 

[Astray]

This dude's already been wrong about things like removing Yasuke in Shadows.

Let's not give him even more air-time until more reliable sources corroborate this.

At this point he really should be a prohibited source on here.

 

[adamsapple]

At this point he really should be a prohibited source on here.

He also said that Sony executives were surprised that Ghost of Yote starred a woman, it caught them off guard.

Come on, lol.

Wait... Sony Was SHOCKED At Ghost of Yōtei Gamer Backlash...?

How out of touch can an executive possibly be...?

www.smashjt.com

 

[Gameplay Gods Bless]

Rumor: Ubisoft's Upcoming 'Assassin's Creed Hexe' Will Be "The Gayest Assassin's Creed Yet"

A new rumor claims that the upcoming Assassin's Creed Hexe will be "the gayest Assassin's Creed yet."

thatparkplace.com

In the above video, Endymion shared, “I was also told that the next Assassin’s Creed, which is called Hexe, which is set during the Salem Witch Trials, was being internally claimed and get this, to be the gayest Assassin’s Creed yet.

“I’m told that it only has a single female protagonist and it’s also the most fantastical Assassin’s Creed yet,” he continued. “There will be lots of mysticism and will also have, as they said, very striking visuals. I don;t know if that means an entirely different art style or anything, but this is what I was told.”

Next, he said, “I was told it will still be an open world action game like the other ones, but from what I’ve been told it is the biggest departure yet for the series. My sources claim that Hexe is very, very female power oriented. We are talking lots of lesbian relationships and female characters. It has witch covens and apparently very little masculine presence within the game.”


I wonder if the working title is Assassin’s Creed: Scissors & Blades

Remember the CEO of U I just said they aren't pushing any political agendas.

 

[Astray]

He also said that Sony executives were surprised that Ghost of Yote starred a woman, it caught them off guard.

Come on, lol.

Wait... Sony Was SHOCKED At Ghost of Yōtei Gamer Backlash...?

How out of touch can an executive possibly be...?

www.smashjt.com

I think society erred in completely abandoning the word retarded. They should have repurposed it to refer to idiots like this guy.

That SmashJT dude is also quite dumb.

 

[Hawk The Slayer]

If we're talking hot lesbian witches, then by all means shower me in this gayness!

Yes please!