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Rumor: Ubisoft’s Upcoming ‘Assassin’s Creed Hexe’ Will Be “The Gayest Assassin’s Creed Yet”

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If it ain't at least this gay, I don't want it.
 

BennyBlanco

aka IMurRIVAL69
One of the most memorable moments in Ass Creed history to me was killing like 8 people to get a gay man’s butt lubricant in AC Odyssey.
 

rm082e

Member
That sounds right up my alley! I played Odyssey as lesbo Kasandra and Valhalla as lesbo Eivore. I've also really enjoyed the fantasy spin they've brought into the series.
 

Valonquar

Member
Historically accurate gay witches? In MY GaaS Assassin's Creed title? How much will a double ended dildo MTX cost?
 
So the best way to empower women is to make them have sex with each other… women’s rights have come full circle. Couldn’t possibly be a “woke” guy behind this 👀
 

ZehDon

Gold Member
Outrage YouTubers out here collecting "insiders" like Pokemon.

If the story doesn't include a fantastical tale of seeing the game on a developer's laptop on a plane flight where the dev was only too happy to talk about the game, a story that is absolutely corroborated years later, I ain't believing shit.
 

RoboFu

One of the green rats
I don't care if it's a naked dude running through a dick tree forest as long as it's fun and not boring like outlaws.
 

EN250

Member
"Endymion" 🙄

Used to watch grifters till I got enough, this guy is not better than others doing the same thing, they all start with common sense and logical takes, then they're are forced to go insane as they push the algorithm for more views

I know it's the hot topic to dunk on Ubislop while is down, but there is no way they'll go full retard like Disney 🤷‍♂️
 

DaciaJC

Gold Member
I've a VERY hard time imagining how their Salem is gonna look. It could be a pretty heady mix of english religious dogma, satanism, native magics, and slave voodoo/Vodun with some "lost world"/alien stuff or whatever the AC "lore" is up to these days. They could really open the story and allow you, the player, to be an investigator and basically drive folks to the stake or rescue them from it as you chose, shaping the town for some "modern" events.

If the rumors are true, then the game is not set in Salem or anywhere near the US but rather the HRE some time during the 16th or 17th centuries.
 

sachos

Member
A game set around the Salem Witch Trials an maybe featuring different witch covens does sound kinda fire to me.
 

wolffy66

Member
Them: This game is nothing but gay relationships...

Me: no thanks that not for me

Them: It's all lesbians tho

Me: I'm listening
 
Fuck these devs already. Another female lead another woke shite product. Makes you wonder a lot about these devs and their constant push for this crap. Must be a mirror representation of themselves and why they insist on putting it in every game with no regard as to wether it flops or not.
 

Strategize

Member
For the love of god, can we please stop posting obvious ragebait bullshit here? This place is becoming 4chan lol.
 
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Can’t wait for this. The setting sounds so awesome. And I don’t know why all of you have a problem with lesbians, but I’d play this even if there was a dick entering a hairy butthole every ten minutes.
 
If it fits the story, it's fine. If it's for some sort of checklist...let it die like these other games are. A setting during witch trial period sounds pretty cool to me.
 
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taizuke

Member
If the rumor is true, i think saying something is "the gayest thing" has become a meme at this point. Happened with Thor: Love and Thunder, The Acolyte, Agatha All Along, and now this supposed AC game.

It's certainly possible given today's climate, but maybe the purpose is to fall for it. Time will tell.
 

LMJ

Member
Assuming this is indeed true, what is up with this and that Agatha all along spinoff nobody requested...

Why the witches be gay? lol

Well since what we may get will be tame and lame I say this thread is now about sexy witches

Sexy Tv Land GIF by Teachers on TV Land
Halloween Magic GIF by Yandy.com
 

Stu_Hart

Member
Isn't this supposed to be exciting to the hypocrites who claim to be against these type of stuff, and then turns around to watch lesbian porn of vids of chicks licking each other and kissing?
 
I feel like with witches and shit that the sexual stuff would be within the theme, but I feel like setting an AssCreed game in Salem is a bit jumping the shark? I feel like there are a million other settings I'd prefer ....
I don't want to hear this argument when defenders of AC: Shadows say you can fight mythical creatures in Odyssey.
 
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