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Rumor: Ubisoft’s Upcoming ‘Assassin’s Creed Hexe’ Will Be “The Gayest Assassin’s Creed Yet”

I dont get it, they double down on this ESG, DEI stuff, it is clear it will be be the end of Ubisoft it is clear black rock doesn't come to the rescue of these companies when they fail yet they double down and commit suicide, maybe is true something really bad will happen in the second half of the next year(WW3 something like that) so they will simply destroy themselves now in support of this shit
 

Ozriel

M$FT
I truly don't want Ubisoft to die, but how in the world does any smart executive think this is a good idea? Maybe they do deserve to die after all. Gamers don't want this shit and the only way to make Ubi understand is by not buying their crap.

Go woke, go broke.
I dont get it, they double down on this ESG, DEI stuff, it is clear it will be be the end of Ubisoft it is clear black rock doesn't come to the rescue of these companies when they fail yet they double down and commit suicide, maybe is true something really bad will happen in the second half of the next year(WW3 something like that) so they will simply destroy themselves now in support of this shit

I think you have much bigger things to worry about than DEI if you’re gullible enough to believe this ‘rumor’.
 

Sharius

Member
Isn't this supposed to be exciting to the hypocrites who claim to be against these type of stuff, and then turns around to watch lesbian porn of vids of chicks licking each other and kissing?
idk about hypocrites or not, but pretty sure it's weird when you relate everything with porn
 

Imtjnotu

Member
Bye bye Ubi...


Rip Pour One Out GIF
 

hyperbertha

Member
You know, I wish some people – and that goes both for on here and on social media – would learn some media analysis and start investigating the validity of shit like this, instead of blindly trusting it all at face value. This is the sort of fake shit that builds up a narrative in people's minds and leads to all this 'anti-woke' nonsense.
If it turns out to be true, you will eat crow yes?
 

Ozzie666

Member
Can't believe this rumor, they are not this stupid, they would not do this and anger the stakeholders anymore than they have. Some hills are worth dying on, this isn't one of them.
Of course part of me wants to see this shit show actually happen followed by failure and discourse, just for the shits and giggles.
Assassins creed still has a pretty strong following, so it might survive all of this nonsense and do well.
 

mgcemir85

Neo Member
I always find it strange how some people are so out of touch, it's like a guy who promises not to cheat anymore, and then the next day his wife comes back home from work and finds him pissing all over the escort girl butt naked. It's the same as Star Wars, It's like a fetish to piss off their target audience nowadays.
 
I think you have much bigger things to worry about than DEI if you’re gullible enough to believe this ‘rumor’.

how a WW3 will develop its uncertain, there is no point in worrying about something like that other than maybe get extra food and water if you live in countries involved in current related events but that is out of topic unless you want to discuss if mark suckerberg has enough games in his bunker or something like that, but the behavior of gaming companies that destroy themselves in the name of ESG simply defies logic they behave like they think the world will get destroyed soon or something its terrible to see them doubling down destroying a chunk of the industry with all its history for their ideology
 
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BaneIsPain

Member
Can't believe this rumor, they are not this stupid, they would not do this and anger the stakeholders anymore than they have. Some hills are worth dying on, this isn't one of them.
Of course part of me wants to see this shit show actually happen followed by failure and discourse, just for the shits and giggles.
Assassins creed still has a pretty strong following, so it might survive all of this nonsense and do well.
I keep telling myself that before AC shadows reveal. It has been long time rumoured about yasuke I think it is bad idea to make him as main protagonist.
Who knew they are that daft?
 

MonkD

Member
Can't believe this rumor, they are not this stupid, they would not do this and anger the stakeholders anymore than they have. Some hills are worth dying on, this isn't one of them.
Of course part of me wants to see this shit show actually happen followed by failure and discourse, just for the shits and giggles.
Assassins creed still has a pretty strong following, so it might survive all of this nonsense and do well.


I'm pretty sure that this Assassins Creed has been in development since around the time of Valhallas release (2020), while Shadows probably started right after Odyssey (2018). Conceptual stages probably started before then. Assassins Creed is a large ship, and course correction takes a while. You'll essentially get two shit games before they can react to whatever the market is saying. This is also reflected in a way where appreciated features in a game is missing from the next one. Since the teams working on one game won't always have time to implement features created by the teams working on the other game.

This is the double edged sword of having cyclical teams working on sequels for the same series. You can look at World of Warcraft expansions for another example of this happening. I guess Call of Duty played it well by splitting the series into Warfare and Black Ops.

Edit: Concord and Suicide Squad are great examples of games that started development in order to chase trends that had their markets satiated or changed before they released. Which is what we may see with a lot of DEI stuff in the next couple of years.
 
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jason10mm

Gold Member
Maybe the lead will be a jew from a Bavarian ghetto. That would be an AWESOME character to depict with a strong dramatic tension between that community and the wider catholic one, better than a protestant v catholic one IMHO. Maybe Martin Luther will give you quests :p

Probably be a gypsy/romani though, or a Muslim from north africa.

Sapowski, the Witcher author, has a cool set of novels in around this period.
 

Astray

Member
EndymionTV allegedly vetted his insider sources. I'm in "wait-and-see" territory.
I have an insider source that says Endymion has AIDS but is hiding it for now to avoid backlash.

Don't worry I vetted it myself so you can believe in it just fine.
 

Kotaro

Member
Ubisoft CEO: We're entertainment company, we have no social agenda

Ubisoft employees: No problem Boss! We're going to make the gayest Assassin's Creed game ever!
 
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Madflavor

Member
I'm having doubts about this. Even if it is true, I have to think they're having second thoughts about this given the current state of Ubisoft. They'd have to be monumentally fucking retarded to take a risk like this at this time.
 
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Bernardougf

Member
Can’t wait for this. The setting sounds so awesome. And I don’t know why all of you have a problem with lesbians, but I’d play this even if there was a dick entering a hairy butthole every ten minutes.
Im pretty sure you are looking for another kind of entertainment at this point.

And LoL at anybody thinking is going to be hot lesbians action from ubisoft... you guys must have your heads deep down in the sand.
 
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Dude hahahaha. No one will actually buy this but every edgy female and blue head wanna-be woman will jerk off to it on twitter.

I really hope Ubisoft fails and fails again. Fuck them lmao
 
They could save themselves by adding in a clip of Shane Gillis saying, "That's fucking gay," whenever something gay happens. It's like Ubisofts version of WHOOPSIIIEEE
 

tommib

Gold Member
To all the gays and lesbians reading this thread, you’re cool, we love you and it’s a-ok. Ignore all the fucked up posts and keep having gay sex!
 
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