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[Dacvak]

Looks relatively fake, honestly.

 

[wsippel]

Detective gaf can anyone make out the text in the bottom image?

I believe it says that VC games can be streamed even while a Café game is running on the system, so yeah... fake.

 

[agrajag]

probably fake but why not post it.

http://i.imgur.com/zuH7x.jpg[/IMG[/QUOTE]

Those look just like Andrex's mockup!!

 

[plex]

It's not even the font Nintendo typically uses.

 

[jarosh]

holy fuck, of course that's not real. jesus christ, people. there are about a million reasons as to why that's fake. i'm not even gonna bother listing them. that's the most pathetic fake i've ever seen.

faker even cropped his pics just above the e in "Cafe" because he didn't know if he was meant to include the french accent aigu (é), as that's how the french site reported the name. lol.

 

[robor]

Also, why are they going back to the GC controller shell? I thought the classic pro was Nintendo's best traditional controller to date.

 

[WillyFive]

Also, why are they going back to the GC controller shell? I thought the classic pro was Nintendo's best traditional controller to date.

It's not real yet.

 

[Fourth Storm]

holy fuck, of course that's not real. jesus christ, people.

faker even cropped his pics just above the e in "Cafe" because he didn't know if he was meant to include the french accent aigu (é), as that's how the french site reported the name. lol.

lmao. Good observation.

 

[Mrbob]

For people saying this has to be a wand, why is that? Nintendo didn't include a GC controller with the Wii but you could still use one. If anything the success of Kinect and move show this type of controller can be sold as an add on and be successful.

'suckers'?

This is what I am worried about. Looks too good to be true.

Edit: And it is fake.

 

[robor]

It's not real yet.

Erp, ok....I meant why are people speculating that they will go back to the GC type controller.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

So fake. Nintendo never releases promotional material like that, ever for unannounced products.

 

[WillyFive]

Erp, ok....I meant why are people speculating that they will go back to the GC type controller.

Well, everyone loves it, and they don't like too much change probably.

 

[Shikamaru Ninja]

Erp, ok....I meant why are people speculating that they will go back to the GC type controller.

It really was an evolution in button layouts though. It was designed for your thumb to feel where the buttons where.

 

[From The Dust]

Well, everyone loves it, and they don't like too much change probably.

after the amount of work and developer input that went into the Pro, that has to be the base design for the new controller.

 

[robor]

Well, everyone loves it, and they don't like too much change probably.

Huh? The Classic Pro controller was designed for those people in mind, it would seem a little strange to ditch it seeing as I feel it's their best design to date and I'm sure the designers behind it feel that way too.

 

[ZAK]

There is more than one claim in this thread saying the new controller resembles a GC controller with a screen in the middle. One a few pages back. I haven't seen anyone mention an updated wiimote.

What do you mean by, "claims in this thread?" Just ideas that GAFers have? Those are meaningless. I've claimed there will be full first-party DD BC and I was quite explicitly talking out my ass. The only things with any weight are the reported rumors, and you can't really rely on those, either. One of the quotes in the OP talks about motion control, too, so I don't know where you're coming from when you say you've seen nothing about it. It just sounds like you're setting yourself up for disappointment. That mostly just hurts you, although the attention to your comment may have been increased by the abrasive wording of your desires...

Anyway, considering the success they've had this generation, and the spread of motion control ideas to its competitors, it's hard to imagine they would just completely abandon it.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Perhaps they mean 6 inches vertically?

 

[1-D_FTW]

For people saying this has to be a wand, why is that? Nintendo didn't include a GC controller with the Wii but you could still use one. If anything the success of Kinect and move show this type of controller can be sold as an add on and be successful.



This is what I am worried about. Looks too good to be true.

Edit: And it is fake.

It's basically a mockup of the most likely scenario. If we're to believe the leaks, this mockup is the most logical. Some people may not like the logic being used, but there's a well founded logic to it nonetheless.

 

[robor]

It really was an evolution in button layouts though. It was designed for your thumb to feel where the buttons where.

Hmmm I can see that, sure. I think perhaps a fusion of the Pro shell and maybe some of the button layout from the GC controller would be pretty awesome.

 

[Gvaz]

Perhaps they mean 6 inches vertically?

I'm looking at my hand because it's roughly 6-7 inches long from palm to middle fingertip and that's too big.

If your screen is bigger than the Droid X it's no longer a pda/mobile device and getting into the pseudo laptop range (iPad)

 

[A.KU.MU]

probably fake but why not post it.

http://i.imgur.com/zuH7x.jpg

Fake.

Why?

Because that's no 6" screen.

 

[Dash Kappei]

BOOM THERE IT IS

Made four days ago.

That looks like two flaccid penises.
Not hardcore enough.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Those look just like Andrex's mockup!!

Nuh uh.

I'm looking at my hand because it's roughly 6-7 inches long from palm to middle fingertip and that's too big.

If your screen is bigger than the Droid X it's no longer a pda/mobile device and getting into the pseudo laptop range (iPad)

That's exactly what it's been called. iPad + controller.

 

[Gvaz]

Fake.

Why?

Because that's no 6" screen.

Maybe that 6" was exaggerated

That's exactly what it's been called. iPad + controller.

Then I guess, at least until I see otherwise, I'm not interested in the Wii2.

Same with the 3DS. The 3D is "neat" (I've used it in person) but not $300 neat. Maybe for $40 neat. I already have an XL and that's more of what I want.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I'm looking at my hand because it's roughly 6-7 inches long from palm to middle fingertip and that's too big.

If your screen is bigger than the Droid X it's no longer a pda/mobile device and getting into the pseudo laptop range (iPad)

....Are we sure that this console connects to a TV?

DUN DUN DUN

 

[BitchTits]

Hope that is fake because it looks really toy-like. I think the form of the wiimote is one of the many things that drew in the casuals - a joypad with a dozen different buttons was always a daunting thing for non-gamers - something that looks like a TV remote wasn't.

 

[beelzebozo]

the tv i'll play this on is actually 5". so this screen on the controller is a big upgrade for me.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Maybe that 6" was exaggerated

6" seems to be the only consistent report across leaks.

 

[wsippel]

I'm looking at my hand because it's roughly 6-7 inches long from palm to middle fingertip and that's too big.

If your screen is bigger than the Droid X it's no longer a pda/mobile device and getting into the pseudo laptop range (iPad)

So what? You're not supposed to put the controller in your pocket and take it with you, so why would portability be an issue?

 

[BitchTits]

That looks like two flaccid penises.
Not hardcore enough.

You want 4 flaccid penises?

 

[DECK'ARD]

Faker than a very fake thing.

Like the at-an-angle 'spy shots'.

 

[Gvaz]

So what? You're not supposed to put the controller in your pocket and take it with you, so why would portability be an issue?

A controller is not supposed to look like this monstrosity either.

 

[From The Dust]

You want 4 flaccid penises?

how about 6 rock hard dicks

 

[JaseMath]

People on the internet are so gullible LOLOLOL

 

[Instro]

how about 6 rock hard dicks

This thread is going places.

 

[Easy_D]

how about 6 rock hard dicks

1 inch each?

 

[Hot Coldman]

how about 6 rock hard dicks

One for each orifice!

Oh wait, no 7th rock hard dick for ladies, Nintendo abandoning female market CONFIRMED

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

The Wii 2 is 2 penises ducktaped together.

 

[RevDM]

A controller is not supposed to look like this monstrosity either.

Mine looked like this

Then later this:

 

[wsippel]

I guess the touchscreen is below the regular controls, not above or between them. Better balance and easier to reach. There's also more space at the bottom due to how your hands are angled holding a controller.

A controller is not supposed to look like this monstrosity either.

I don't really care what it looks like, as long as it's comfortable.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Been trying to figure out how game streaming would work if the screen was indeed portrait, like I hope.

Not super efficient but it's what I came up with.

 

[robor]

A controller is not supposed to look like this monstrosity either.

[IMGhttp://www.axess.com/twilight/console/detail/saturn_b.jpg[/IMG]

I can just imagine the designers giggling to themselves with glee as they drew up this design with multiple crayons.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

It's Nintendo's answer to a pure gaming iPad.

Bowie got it right methinks in general aesthetic. Wonder what kind of onboard power it's holding. A console that attaches to a TV with a good amount of power and a handheld touchscreen with a respectable amount.

Strange company. Wonder what else it does.

*wags tail*

 

[wsippel]

It's Nintendo's answer to a pure gaming iPad.

Bowie got it right methinks in general aesthetic. Wonder what kind of onboard power it's holding. A console that attaches to a TV with a good amount of power and a handheld touchscreen with a respectable amount.

Strange company. Wonder what else it does.

*wags tail*

Just enough to decode the video stream, probably.

 

[Boss Doggie]

That supposed leaked controller looks too generic.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Just enough to decode the video stream, probably.

Even Wii caliber tech would be cool.

 

[Dash Kappei]

You want 4 flaccid penises?

More like a 100 Pikmin penises, hard as rocks, powering up the controller.

 

[Graphics Horse]

That supposed leaked controller looks too generic.

Probably, nicely done fake if it is. Screen would be around 4.2 inch with that design.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Hm. I've been wondering if maybe the two bookends of the tablet controller (parts with the physical buttons and sticks) are somewhere attachable/detachable to the sides of the screen. Otherwise I don't know how they'd have motion/pointing.

 

[Hot Coldman]

never mind, found it, looks... alrightish