Ryanair bans alcohol on Glasgow to Ibiza flights after passengers' rowdy behaviour

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Damn it, Scotland.

Ryanair is telling customers that they can't bring booze of any kind onto its fights between Glasgow, Scotland, and the Spanish party resort of Ibiza. The route is the only one in the European discounter's large route network to get saddled with such a restriction. The ban includes duty free purchases.

The Record of Glasgow says the route has become a "notoriously rowdy" one for Ryanair that's earned a "reputation for its boozed-up passengers."

Ryanair began emailing Glasgow customers this weekend to inform them of the new policy, the Daily Record reports.

"Customers will not be allowed to carry alcohol on board and all cabin baggage will be searched at boarding gates," Ryanair told customers about its twice-weekly Glasgow-to-Ibiza flights.

"Any alcohol purchased in airport shops or elsewhere must be packed in a suitable item of baggage, which will be tagged and placed in the aircraft hold free of charge," Ryanair continued in its email. "Customers attempting to conceal alcohol will be denied travel without refund or compensation."

Scottish media note there have been numerous incidents on the Glasgow-to-Ibiza route in recent years.

Among the most extreme appears to be a case in 2013, when one of Ryanair's Glasgow-to-Ibiza flights diverted to an airport near Paris "after a group of fourteen drunk passengers began causing trouble and had to be removed from the aircraft," the Glasgow Evening Times writes. The Daily Mail of London adds those fliers "were so inebriated they thought they had landed in Ibiza."

Related: Holiday flight horror as 30 drunken thugs rampage on plane to Ibiza

Send me to Magaluf if old.
 
In my opinion we should just ban all scottish people from flying, or even going abroad.

As a Welshmen, I vote we ban all Scots.

And Englishmen.

Hah! We're in charge now.

...sorry, Northern Ireland.
 
Better off banning Ryanair those duct taped planes can only hold together for so long

In my opinion we should just ban all scottish people from flying, or even going abroad.

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No wonder. Going through Glasgow Airport is like going through a warzone. People drunk as fuck all the time, doesn't matter what time you fly at. They should remove the bar from the airport aswell.
 
As a Glaswegian myself I do not blame Ryanair at all. The type of people* who frequent Ibiza on airlines such as Ryanair do not...., understand the concept of moderation.


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Knuckle dragging, nasal voiced, Cappa track suit wearing, Buckfast swilling, single digit IQ possessing, uncultured, unmannered Ned fucks.


In my opinion we should just ban all scottish people from flying, or even going abroad.

KISS ME YOU FOOL!
 
What if you're going to a nice part of Ibiza and not one of the neddy bits?

Ryanair is not your airline then.

For what is worth, I once took at flight to Frankfurt along a bunch of German bikers who were drunk as fuck. Black cuts, grey haired ponytails, the works. They were probably returning from a retreat/club party.

I'm also almost certain they were bringing a couple of strippers back with them.
 
No wonder. Going through Glasgow Airport is like going through a warzone. People drunk as fuck all the time, doesn't matter what time you fly at. They should remove the bar from the airport aswell.

You should try Mosul Airport for a better airport environment.
 
1) Pack massive over-sized bag of luggage
2) Buy 1.5 oz mini bottle of 99 Bananas
3) Insert into your bag, and have it checked for free.
4) Profit (or lack of for airline).
 
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
 
I was stuck on a packed train with a drunk rugby team, something I wouldn't wish on anyone. Can't imagine being in the same situation but on a plane.
 
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice.
 
I was about to say it isn't even Ibiza season yet. But yeah, usually everybody coming or going from there is hopped up on something lol.
 
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

the scotch?
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The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

I always nearly piss myself laughing when I watch this scene. And I'm Scottish.
 
Good.

The worst thing about going on holidays are people from the UK. A lot of them are fucking obnoxious.

I would have to agree, I'm from the UK and the town on a weekend is depressing. I don't drink though myself, so all drunk people are obnoxious shite to me.

I don't blame them. I would advise everyone to avoid these tourist destinations like plague.

Agreed, I wouldn't go there for free, let alone pay money.
 
Yeah I guess the neds from around here are like pirates. Do nothing all day other than get drunk and end up fighting with each other.

Not all that uncommon here.. Also to be fair the actual pirate accent is apparently based on Bristol and Cornwall, especially the farmers in that region.
 
Yeah I would say that's more english there.

I think its more like " Aye mate just gonae get heavy steaming oot ma nut oan ma wie tae Ibiza n nae cunts gonae stoap me fae daeing that "

My, I never thought I'd encounter this language on GAF. This is like high school again.
 
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