If you're confused, in summary, Abandoned is the official Sony trailer app (made by Hideo Kojima, Kaz, and the person you fancy most in the world), which will have a trailer for every game you ever wanted to be made. Also, the person you fancy most in the world (yes you) will come to where you live (yes, where you live), and fuck you.
The amount of evidence is literally indisputable, there have been several tweets, and a lot of people conspicuously not making statements, so it's actual fact at this point.