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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
FUBARx89
Member
Dear Team Real homies.
One hath decided to vote fake upon the poll, I do apologise for the change of heart after today's "teaser"
Hassan is just a pure moron and reminds me of some of my ex staff. Clueless and full of shit.
I will forever love you all
Wait. Who the fuck am I kidding. Riding that train into hell no matter how much of a grifter Hassan is.
CHOOOO CHOOOOO BITCHES!.
*I did vote fake
** I expect
IntentionalPun
to woo with me butt hole pics regardless. So I can judge if it's perfect or looser than a 10 yr old timing belt on a car
One hath decided to vote fake upon the poll, I do apologise for the change of heart after today's "teaser"
Hassan is just a pure moron and reminds me of some of my ex staff. Clueless and full of shit.
I will forever love you all
Wait. Who the fuck am I kidding. Riding that train into hell no matter how much of a grifter Hassan is.
CHOOOO CHOOOOO BITCHES!.
*I did vote fake
** I expect
IntentionalPun
to woo with me butt hole pics regardless. So I can judge if it's perfect or looser than a 10 yr old timing belt on a car
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A.Romero
Member
I'm a big Kojima fan and I wish this was true but he knows how to do an ARG and this is just bullshit. He would never do this. If he is behind this then he truly lost it, not only this would be a repeat from Moby Dick studios but it would also be poorly executed. There was no need to delay for this.
Even PT was an elegant game despite the shortness. No DVD menu bullshit or stringing people along.
Whatever it is is it has been hilarious to see unfold. Haven't had this much fun in GAF for a while. This is carnival of stupid levels of stupidity.
Don't get me wrong, I'd be happy if this was a big project but it's impossible to really believe that after so much evidence including the obvious incompetence of the team behind it.
This is very similar to BS projects in Kickstarter. Glad no gamer has put any money behind it, it would be a shame.
Even PT was an elegant game despite the shortness. No DVD menu bullshit or stringing people along.
Whatever it is is it has been hilarious to see unfold. Haven't had this much fun in GAF for a while. This is carnival of stupid levels of stupidity.
Don't get me wrong, I'd be happy if this was a big project but it's impossible to really believe that after so much evidence including the obvious incompetence of the team behind it.
This is very similar to BS projects in Kickstarter. Glad no gamer has put any money behind it, it would be a shame.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Friend; the 2 bolded terms should never be in such close proximity.** I expect
FUBARx89
Member
Maybe ya right.
Still. I need to inspect tha butt hole. If it leaks like a cracked header tank or slips like a worn alternator belt. I'm afraid it's not perfect.
Gotta verify these claims of yours
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JimRyanGOAT
Member
One of the scariest parts of PT was how the Radio got more and more demonic over time
whats starts out as a report on a creepy crime just gets weirder and weirder
whats starts out as a report on a creepy crime just gets weirder and weirder
azertydu91
Hard to Kill
204863...204863...204863...
These numbers are engraved in my brain, picture and sound included.
CityHunter1981
Member
Okay sorry Team Fake, but everyone thinking Hasan is real and behind this don’t know Kojima at all. This is Kojima 109%. I mean it’s super short but Kojima even tweeted the other day, the shortest trailer ever, not only his. There are already short teasers so it must be exactly this short to match his description.
Then the menu of the app looks good, great visuals on this teaser and very good music choice, do you really think Hasan is that talented?
Then the menu of the app looks good, great visuals on this teaser and very good music choice, do you really think Hasan is that talented?
3liteDragon
Member
GuinGuin
Banned
No it used a song from a band Kojima keeps tweeting about
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
No it didn’t
ManaByte
Gold Member
It used a song from 2007 from a band no one heard of.
CityHunter1981
Member
LOL at Team fake. So Hasan is not only talented, can make an app, a good looking teaser, but has also a good knowledge of music to find this Olaf Song and cut it perfectly for the teaser?
To make it clear, there are only 2 possibilities:
1. Kojima or a big developer is behind it.
2. Hasan is talented, which is very doubtful looking at the trash he put out until now. Do you think he suddenly improved from zero to hero?
Kojima is reading Team Fake comments and is happy that his trolling is working.
To make it clear, there are only 2 possibilities:
1. Kojima or a big developer is behind it.
2. Hasan is talented, which is very doubtful looking at the trash he put out until now. Do you think he suddenly improved from zero to hero?
Kojima is reading Team Fake comments and is happy that his trolling is working.
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RaySoft
Member
Team real knew this was just an introduction all along, and we did not expect any "reveal" of any kind. Maybe a small tidbit or clue, but that was all.GET BENT TEAM REAL
Seeing your reaction just shows Team fake's incompetence.
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kingwingin
Member
Team fake low iq confirmed
KiNeMz
Banned
Watching MBG and he's saying. This is it. It's working. This is the real-time trailer working. Everyone's playing along.
I agree with him. All the people pissed off now saying they are "done". "I'm deleting this app", "I'm not watching this anymore". They will be back. It's gaining attention. It's slowly bringing more people in. Especially people that hate on it.
A lot of betrayed audience out there. This is the ultimate betrayal. In realtime and 4K 60
I agree with him. All the people pissed off now saying they are "done". "I'm deleting this app", "I'm not watching this anymore". They will be back. It's gaining attention. It's slowly bringing more people in. Especially people that hate on it.
A lot of betrayed audience out there. This is the ultimate betrayal. In realtime and 4K 60
Blond
Banned
I’m still trying to process exactly how stupid what he said was.
Dr_Salt
Banned
Hasan has 50 strong working with him so no.
Blond
Banned
kingpotato
Ask me about my Stream Deck
Just got around to trying out the app. This is just about the most hilarious and entraining series of events to come up in a long time. I can't believe both teams aren't happy with that release.
kingwingin
Member
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eyesabitdull
Banned
I love waking up to this thread every day to spend 5 minutes of my time to enjoy the tears and fears of everyone involved.
Ya'll are the best. Let this dream never die ❤
TheDarkPhantom
Member
Last night I had a vision and knew beyond all shadow of a doubt, yes my friends, it is indeed M______K 
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Nocturno999
Member
Cancelling an AI only in Resetera.
kingwingin
Member
Doesn't Sony and Microsoft charge companies like 40k to certify and publish a patch?. No idea if that's true but would blue box honestly drop that kind of coin? The app has 7 more blank spots for updates
Barakov
Member
CityHunter1981
Member
Are you crazy? Do you really think he has a company with 50 people just because he said it? His whole team consists of ghosts with no internet presence at all, what are the odds? Do you also believe the other crap he is telling?
lh032
I cry about Xbox and hate PlayStation.
JimRyanGOAT
Member
I know the whole outfit piece is kind of a reach since its such a generic outfit
But it does look similar if you really look at it, even the colours
Blue Point SH2 Remaster incoming?
Credit: Some reddit thread
But it does look similar if you really look at it, even the colours
Blue Point SH2 Remaster incoming?
Credit: Some reddit thread
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JimRyanGOAT
Member
As if Cory cant just ask Kojima himself
Stay woke team real
Stay woke team real
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Editaur
Member
I know the whole outfit piece is kind of a reach since its such a generic outfit
But it does look similar if you really look at it, even the colours
Blue Point SH2 Remaster incoming?
Credit: Some reddit thread
And having that bit of carpet looking a little similar to Lakeview Hotel doesn't help either.
Dr_Salt
Banned
Do you believe this is all a master plot made by conspiracy auteur Kahraman Kojima? And you calling me crazy? Lmao.
CityHunter1981
Member
As if Cory cant just ask Kojima himself
Stay woke team real
He knows for sure.
regarding the clothes, I think it’s just a reference to Silent Hill. We don’t need a Silent Hill 2 Remake, it still holds up. I would rather like to see a remake of 1, that is tough to revisit. Also a cult only played a bigger role in 1 and 3, 2 was only about guilt.
Cutty Flam
Banned
When oh when will we recieve word of the goods?
MHK, lend us your knowledge!!!!! All these insiders lack your motherly intuition of Kojima’s next move!
MHK, lend us your knowledge!!!!! All these insiders lack your motherly intuition of Kojima’s next move!
Wishmaster92
Member
Someone recently posted a png on the other site. The carpet does look similar
jose4gg
Member
Hey guys, please let’s enjoy this and stop the catcalling.
I’m team real, and I loved today’s revelation. It is just so fun. Hype is great even if it crashes.
Please, let’s discuss and make memes, jokes and all sort of things to laugh, but do not insult other people. Don’t remove the fun of this.
More info
I’m team real, and I loved today’s revelation. It is just so fun. Hype is great even if it crashes.
Please, let’s discuss and make memes, jokes and all sort of things to laugh, but do not insult other people. Don’t remove the fun of this.
More info
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Portugeezer
Member
Hasan delivered. Haters should be ashamed...
Blond
Banned
They stopped that at the start of last gen. Honestly the ruse is over, whatever it ends up being at this point I just don’t care. This whole teaser for a teaser shit that grew popular with Marvel is REALLY annoying.
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Not sure about the cost but it does cost them
They also charge for Playstation.blog spotlight like this
This is why people assumed it was connected Playstation.
Either way, Bluebox paid for that and they've paid for other stuff too
But this all to be trending on tweeter?
because they won't get anything else out of this scam
Even the teaser, people are quick to jump on it's fake because the music track is from a band in 2007, yep isn't that what Kojima does these days?
Death Stranding whole sound track was from obscure bands that had released those tracks years before hand.
I just find it shocking that Playstation apparently know nothing about the game
Yet they are not oblivious to it and neither are other people in the game industry.
They're just not saying shit, and that's what's weird.
Not saying it's real, but it is odd and makes zero sense.
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ParaSeoul
Member
And as soon as I said that this decided to send multiple images for some reason
Surprised no one posted what the actual app menu looks like now,considering a certain big obnoxious image is constantly being reposted every 10 minutes
Cause it makes the game more interesting for some people. Just look at Godfall, why was that ps5 exclusive at launch.
It's also timed exclusive according to their tweets and will come to pc at some point.
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nikolino840
Member
This is fun
eyesabitdull
Banned
I'm sorry, but is there something better happening in the world of gaming right now?
Some big gaming announcement that we've been dreaming of that we missed?
Or is this the most fun we've had - fake or not - the past couple of months?
Just let everyone have their fun and mind your own damned business if a little fun triggers you
