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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
Dick Jones
Gold Member
ParaSeoul
Member
Guardian's Light
Member
This shit is becoming so annoying I'd wish they only go Silent forever, without any Hill
Just make it or shut the fuck up once and for all
IlGialloMondadori
Member
This thread should be renamed Kojima and Konami Shop Tweet About Nothing to do with Abandoned.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
You are paranoid. Look at this from Cory perspective as someone not playing into imaginary arg and teasing.
Games Bookstore
Member
Mystery solved:
New Simpsons game in the works.
New Simpsons game in the works.
ParaSeoul
Member
With the amount of replies they're getting about this shit,you'd think they'd directly address at it some point but they don't. Thats enough to believe theres something more going on here right?
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Isn't that tweet from a year ago? So nothing to do with anything going on here?
ParaSeoul
Member
I'm still team real but if they drag this shit out until the Game Awards or something I don't think anyones gonna be having any fun.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
ParaSeoul
Member
mfs in this thread really think every post is gonna be a clueIt's from 2020:
baphomet
Member
He's already directly addressed it. He doesn't know shit about it.
Also no response doesn't meant there's more to it. It mainly means none of these people actually give a shit about some fake ARG they've somehow become a part of.
Kdad
Member
Its also a year old and nothing to do with current 'events'
Kdad
Member
Ya but that MS/SEGA shit is unrealistic...I see we've now got another 'Microsoft will announce Sega acquisition next Wednesday' meme thread.
Congratulations to everyone involved. I'm proud of you all.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Some people on Team Real need to realize we are all fucking weirdos for following this story every day like our lives depend on it (for funz) and some of the people "involved" by way of a comment here or there likely aren't paying anywhere near as much attention as we are.. they probably don't know weird gamers are upset waiting for a spokesperson for them to write up a concise denial that, no, their random tweet about this does not in any way confirm the existence of some Kojima ruse.
Balrog basically laughed at the Abandoned 5 second "intro" on his twitter and moved on lol.. like about half of team real did.
Balrog basically laughed at the Abandoned 5 second "intro" on his twitter and moved on lol.. like about half of team real did.
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IlGialloMondadori
Member
Look, I think you forget that Kojima has been working with Hasan since at least 2016 or so. This is a masterplan!!!! It's possible Barlog was replaced with an AI in 2020, just as Hasan was in 2016.It's from 2020:
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I just wanted to post some red arrows, with finger like appendages, pointing at a brown circle from either side.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
You forgot the ring on one of the fingers.
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SkeletonQuays
Member
So i'm almost certain this is nothing now... but for all the people talking shit about the ARG aspect... #teamrealbutfadingfast
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
We talk shit about the "ARG" aspect because it's mind blowing you guys are calling this an ARG.
Where is the game? Where are the riddles? Where is the story being told?
You think the guy who wrote a bunch of Resident Evil Game stories, and scored the music for the Ghost in the Shell movie, is directing Hasan's bumbling tweets? "Starts with an S, ends with an L"?
Yeah, this ends with an "L" alright lol
Hell that should be the new title of this thread... "ends with an 'L'"
Where is the game? Where are the riddles? Where is the story being told?
You think the guy who wrote a bunch of Resident Evil Game stories, and scored the music for the Ghost in the Shell movie, is directing Hasan's bumbling tweets? "Starts with an S, ends with an L"?
Yeah, this ends with an "L" alright lol
Hell that should be the new title of this thread... "ends with an 'L'"
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Man I sit online all day in WebEx/Zoom/Teams meetings acting important and getting paid twice what the people I make do all the real work do.I don't see how yall do this everyday and with the same energy
What else am I going to do while other's are talking in the meetings? Listen?
ParaSeoul
Member
The face of team fake is literally that guy
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
My face is almost as gorgeous as my abs.
If you haven't snorted half a gram up your nose during a zoom meeting with the VP of a Fortune 50 while babbling about buttholes and Hasan Kamahran online have you really lived?
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BootsLoader
Banned
I’m here for the reveal.
ParaSeoul
Member
Whos gonna tell him?
BootsLoader
Banned
Tell me what?
Dick Jones
Gold Member
There is only important ring... the butthole
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
the PERFECT butthole
(Text “butthole” to:
+1 (662) 854-0435
must be in the US on a phone that can receive calls)
(Text “butthole” to:
+1 (662) 854-0435
must be in the US on a phone that can receive calls)
baphomet
Member
Lol, what reveal?
DarthPutin
Member
Reveal of the butthole maybe?
I would've texted but not in US))
I would've texted but not in US))
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Oh we’re long past that, my friend. Go check back a few pages and get into the real good stuff.
we’re at the phase where there are maybe 4 people who believe this nonsense still, and the rest are enjoying a good laugh.
BootsLoader
Banned
Still didn’t reveal anything (bugs aside)?
Blitzmangoman
Member
Outside US.
ZoukGalaxy
Member
Guardian's Light
Member
Yeah, this is also very true, I admit it, it's only they are playing too much with all of this stuff, it's going from fun to very looooong
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Let’s break down the reasons to be on each team, I quite possibly am missing some more on Team Real’s side.
Team Real:
-Sony/Shu have never acknowledged them as indie
-The game is being developed by 7 support studios
-Someone is paying them to make a game that is PS5 exclusive, if it were a general indie it would at least go on PS4 as well
-The BlueBox team has never been seen
-Hasan has only been seen under controlled conditions (black/white backgrounds)
-There have been numerous interviews, each not asking the real questions and instead coming away with basically nothing
-Geoff is a bad liar, and knows what’s going on as we saw in his first response
-Jason S and others said Kojima was involved at first and then were given interviews, as mentioned above which somehow changed their minds despite the lack of results from said interview
-No interviewer has seen Hasan
-This has been done before by Kojima but to a lesser extent
-There have been a bajillion coincidences that go unanswered/ hand-waved from BlueBox and Kojima
-Konami have only encouraged the rumours
-Kojima has been working on an unannounced horror title the past few years which has been proven to not be related to the Stadia rumour
-The app, which is an app (it has the icon distinguishing so) is unusual and was allowed by Sony even though it was also said the original PS Blog content was fake
-Languages, how many indies bother with translations, let alone that many? 0
-This thread and many others on the internet are followed daily by thousands of people which should be proof in of itself that this is far bigger than any indie or AA dev
Team Fake:
-Not much shown yet
-Thoughts/Feelings
Team Real:
-Sony/Shu have never acknowledged them as indie
-The game is being developed by 7 support studios
-Someone is paying them to make a game that is PS5 exclusive, if it were a general indie it would at least go on PS4 as well
-The BlueBox team has never been seen
-Hasan has only been seen under controlled conditions (black/white backgrounds)
-There have been numerous interviews, each not asking the real questions and instead coming away with basically nothing
-Geoff is a bad liar, and knows what’s going on as we saw in his first response
-Jason S and others said Kojima was involved at first and then were given interviews, as mentioned above which somehow changed their minds despite the lack of results from said interview
-No interviewer has seen Hasan
-This has been done before by Kojima but to a lesser extent
-There have been a bajillion coincidences that go unanswered/ hand-waved from BlueBox and Kojima
-Konami have only encouraged the rumours
-Kojima has been working on an unannounced horror title the past few years which has been proven to not be related to the Stadia rumour
-The app, which is an app (it has the icon distinguishing so) is unusual and was allowed by Sony even though it was also said the original PS Blog content was fake
-Languages, how many indies bother with translations, let alone that many? 0
-This thread and many others on the internet are followed daily by thousands of people which should be proof in of itself that this is far bigger than any indie or AA dev
Team Fake:
-Not much shown yet
-Thoughts/Feelings
IlGialloMondadori
Member
So much thoughts and feelings
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IlGialloMondadori
Member
Team Fake looking at what Team Real brings to the table every day.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
How many words did they actually translate?
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Aside from that; it's just a made up lie.. you'd be hard pressed to find any game w/o localization.
Pretty sure it's a certification requirement.
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IlGialloMondadori
Member
Like 50, total, using google translate. Truly astronomical effort. No indie could possibly take the hour of effort to accomplish such a task.