Hell yea, red hot beef is the best. Not going to lie - when those things are 3/$1.00 they are mighty tempting. They make great late night snacks.
I use to eat these for breakfast/lunch/dinner. :/ We had good food in the house too.
Hell yea, red hot beef is the best. Not going to lie - when those things are 3/$1.00 they are mighty tempting. They make great late night snacks.
I didn't have bread/jelly once so I made a peanut butter sandwich with Chocolate chip waffles as the bread.
This a "saddest meals" thread, not a "most delicious thing ever" thread.
Once I ate a melon with broccoli.
It was devastating.
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Once I ate a melon with broccoli.
It was devastating.
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New Years Eve this year. My gf and I were in Popayan, Colombia. Our first New Years together.
Turns out Colombians don't really celebrate New Years publicly, its more of a family holiday. Fair enough we thought we would go out to a bar, play some pool and get a meal. Wrong!
2 Restaurants were open in total. An italian place run by a European. The queue to get in for a meal was about 2 hours. Very small place and everyone knew that it would be the only place open before us. We also had just eaten there the night before too....
The other restaurant. An imitation KFC that was much much worse. Though they served beer (the one plus).
We get there at 9:55 pm, 5 mins before closing. We didn't even know it was open and thought we would have to join the 2 hour queue but we stumbled onto it after roaming the empty streets for an hour.
Can we have spicy chicken please? No
Can we have fried chicken? No
Grilled? No
Anything? Yes a burger.
We then proceeded to have the worst burger of our lives. It felt like it had been cooked about 3 hours before hand, was cold, and hard. Worse then anything I've ever had and that mcdonalds could ever put out. At least we had our beer though...
As we were finishing our AMAZING meal a small girl came running past us and then proceeded to throw up on our feet. No one helped her of course.
We then went back to the room and passed out like 30 mins later. Missed our first new years together and had the saddest & worst meal of either of our lives. Least we had that...!
One of my saddest meals was a glass of almond milk. I tried drinking it straight but it made me gag. I then added Cheerios to it which didn't help at all.
Pretty much anytime I ate something involving these things:
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On crackers. On bread. Alone. Doesn't matter. They taste like sadness.
One of my saddest meals was a glass of almond milk. I tried drinking it straight but it made me gag. I then added Cheerios to it which didn't help at all.
It, uh... it doesn't look like one.![]()
It's a potato.
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It's a potato. One hour in oven. Little bit of salt. $0.60 meal for the day.
It, uh... it doesn't look like one.
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It's a potato. One hour in oven. Little bit of salt. $0.60 meal for the day.
The struggle is real
Mine is probably a bowl of rice with some mustard on it.
At a babysitter's house with a bunch of other kids, we were playing in the backyard, and a few of the kids were on swimsuits with some water about. Someone poured water down the back of the sitter's daughter's swimsuit. I was like 10 feet away when it happened, but I was blamed for it. Despite my insistence that I couldn't have done it and it wasn't me, I became the scapegoat and was forced to sit in a dark room. When dinner time came, they ordered pizza for everyone. I was given a sloppily constructed peanut butter sandwich. It was just bad peanut butter slapped on some stale bread, no jelly at all. Just peanut butter bread in a lonely dark room.
Why would anyone do that to a child? I'm still sad about it.
I am in tears.
Thank you, GAF. You've given me the best birthday present anyone could ask for.
My saddest meal was eaten at a test site I was working 16-hour shifts at. My lunch box decided to stay home that day, so I had no food around. Everyone else was gone, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and scavenge for something to eat.
Appetizer: Paper.
Main meal: 7 stale gummy bears.
Dessert: 2 Tums and more paper.
When my shift replacement arrived, I ran out the door like a madman.
Cereal with water instead of milk when I was broke in college.